What would you like for breakfast, Donny?

Muffins!

That's right! At Cunningham Muffins, we know that muffins make the best breakfast so why not try all of our exciting new flavors?


Raspberry
Cranberry
Apples
Cinnamon
Pecan
Pumpkin
Nut
Date Nut
Lemon Poppy Seed muffin
Banana
Orange
Peach
Strawberry
Blueberry
Boysenberry
Almond
Choco-Choco Chip
Carrot
Gooseberry
Pumpernickel
Fish
Paperclip
Ink
Bird
Shampoo
Star Wars muffin
Bullfrog
Crickets
Cigarette
Israeli-Palestinian Conflict muffins
Bits of Glass Muffin (Ow!)
Asbestas (I'm baking muffins asbestas I can!)
Monkey
Al Jarreau muffin
Elephant
Pencil
Newspaper
Fire!
Imaginary muffin
Cartoon muffin
Blood

What muffin would you like for breakfast, Donny?

I lost my appetite!

You'll eat a muffin! You'll eat it and like it.

Dad: Happy Birthday, twins.
Brother: A computer! And a car! Thanks, Mom and Dad!
Dad: Kelly, go ahead and open your present.
Kelly: What the Hell!?!
Mom: What did you expect? Con-dams?
Brother: Nice present, Kelly.
Kelly: Shut up, dick!
Brother: Shank!
Kelly: I'm gonna bitchslap you, shitbag!
Brother: I'm an athlete.
Mother: Now stop fighting, you two are twins. For goodness sakes, don't they have the same thoughts?
Kelly: Shoes
Brother: Playstation
Father: Fiscal Responsibility
Mother: Tom Skaritt
Father: Kelly, where are you going?
Kelly: Out!
Mother: Whore!
Father: Kelly, what are you gonna do with your life?
Kelly: I'm going to get what I want.
Father: Christ!]

Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Oh my God.
Shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Oh, my God, shoes.
Shoes.
These shoes rule.
These shoes suck.
These shoes rule.
These shoes suck!
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Oh, my God, shoes.
These shoes rule.
These shoes suck.
These shoes suck.
These shoes suck!
I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
Stupid boy.
Stupid boy.
Let's get some shoes.
Let's party.
These shoes are three hundred dollars.
These shoes are three hundred dollars.
These shoes are three hundred fucking dollars.
Let's get 'em!
Um...this style runs small. I don't think you're gonna fit.
I mean, your feet are kinda big.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, by the way bitch,
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU