1. In ASDA, get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people"s carts when they aren"t looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" "Code 3" in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M"s on lay away.

6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you"ll invite them in if they"ll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can"t you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the center suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It"s those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Have trolly races with your friends and when you get confronted by a security guard or shop assistant; say you"re trying for a world record.

18. Queue up at the check out but without any products and when its your turn, climb onto the conveyour belt.

19. Rummage through the pick"n"mix...claiming to have lost a contact lense.

20. Show people your driver"s license/bus pass/passport and demand to know "whether they"ve seen this man/woman."

21. Try on flea collars at the pet store while occasionally pausing to scratch yourself.

22. In the changing rooms, announce in a singsong voice, "I see London, I see France..."

23. In the pet shop, teach the parrots vocabulary that makes them unsalable.

24. Walk up to a shop assistant, sniff loudly then demand to know if he/she"s been drinking.

25. Ask where the frozen celebrities are sold.

26. Enter a cubicle in a restroom and after a pause, announce "I didn"t know I had one of THOSE"

27. Get a friend to lie on the floor in the changing rooms/restrooms, cover them with ketchup and when someone comes in, say solomly "Well, well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."

28. At the Disney Store, go diving in the giant bin of toys.

29. Pretend to sleep in the bedding department and if anyone disturbs you, demand to know what they are doing in your bedroom.

30. Throw a penny into the wishing well, watch it sink to the bottom then yell "Oh god! JIMMY!!!" And fish it out, asking if it"s alright.

31. sit in an isle of a shop legs crossed and sway IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ISLE!!! (by rachel coulson)

100 things about me
Date today: Tuseday 11th December

1. Full Name: Kathryn Marie Mannington
2. Nicknames: Katie and Katm (oh and many more things acording to rachel)
3. Birthday: 05-09-1992
4. Place of Birth: Chitchester, St. Richards hospital
5. Zodiac Sign: Virgo
6. Male or Female: female
7. Year: 9
8. School: Angley
9. Occupation: Student
10. Residence: Tanner Farm Park
11. MSN Screen Name: NEWFLASH!! Aliens have invaded earth and are abduccting all gorgeous, sexy people. Dont worry, your safe. Im just saying goodbye!

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Brown
13. Hair Length: Longish
14. Eye color: Blue sumtimes Gray
15. Weight: ???
16. Height: 5" 5
17. Braces?: yep
18. Glasses?: nope
19. Piercings: ears only
20. Tattoos: nope
21. Righty or Lefty: righty
___Your "Firsts"___

22. First best friend: Lizzie (well if ur being pick it was actualy jack ford but i dont remember much of that)
23. First Award: wouldent have a clue
24. First Sport You Joined: swimming
25. First pet: blackie the guinea pig
26. First Real Vacation: err... a canal boat holiday in 2000
27. First Concert: havent been to one yet
28. First Love: wouldnt you like to no well im not teling

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: lord of the rings/ harry potter/ X-men/ many other thing that i cant think of...
30. TV programme: Robin hood/ toorchwood/ never mind the buzzcocks/ and more
31. Color: Green
32. Rapper: dont rly like rappers
33. Band: what eva is on my i-pod(and bebo music list thing)
34. Song Right Now: Rockstar-Nickleback
35. Friends: every on hu is my friend
36. Sweet: any thing that isnt strawbrry or cherry fravored or licorish
37. Sport: watevas going
38. Restaurant: ?????
39. Favorite brand: i dont rly care
40. Store: New Look, Miss Selfrige, hmv
41. School Subject: history / science
42. Animal: mice
43. Book: harry potter (thank lizzie wilson 4 that tehehe)
44. Magazine: bliss
45. Shoes: wat eva fit that is hard enough

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Happyish
47. Single or Taken?: Single.
48. Have a crush: im not sure
49. Eating: nothing
50. Drinking: nothing
51. Typing: yes obviously
52. Online?: yer
53. Listening To: dad makeing a cup of coffee
54. Thinking About: Typing and a finding a tissue (bloody cold)
55. Wanting To: talk 2 some 1 on msn (hint hint) or decorat the xmas tree but im not allowed
56. Watching: the computer screen
57. Wearing: clothes
___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: definatlly but not any time soon
59. Want to be Married?: Yea
60. Careers in Mind: teacher
61. Where do you want to live: were eva i am happy
62. Car: dont care

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

Let me just point out physical apperance does not bother me. At all. This is just my likings!

63. Hair color: any thing but not all that keen on blondes
64. Hair length: as above but not longer thatn mine (ewww)
65. Eye color: dont care
66. Measurements: don"t care taller than me preferably
67. Cute or Sexy: Cute
68. Lips or Eyes: lips (for some reson i allway wonder about the eyes but i neva rly look at them)
69. Hugs or Kisses: both at the right time and wat is the saying quality not quantity
70. Short or Tall: Taller than me but would go out wif a shorter guy
71. Easygoing or serious: Easy going
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both if thats possible
73. Fatty or Skinny: not important at all.
74. Sensitive or Loud: Loud. Shy people dont work with me cos like neither of us says anything and tis awkward.
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: bit of both
___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: nope
79. Had Alcohol: yes
80. Smoked: no
81. Ran Away From Home: only got as far as thinking bout it
82. Broken a bone:nope.
83. Got an X-ray: yup (
84. Gone to church: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!
85. Broken Someones Heart: No
86. Broke Up With Someone: no
87. Cried When Someone Died: yes
88

1. do u like me
2. have i kissed u
3.would u kiss me
4.would u ---- me
5.do u think im pretty
6.wat is my bst feature
7.did u go 2 skool wiv me
8.have u ever been me boy friend do u want 2 b
9.r u me bst m8
10.ave i ever been drunk wiv u
11.ave i got ur mobile number
12.ave u got my number
13.how long ave we been m8s
14. where did we first meet
15. where do i live now
16.where would i rather b right now
17. ave i got mre boi m8s than girl
18. ave i got just as many boi m8s as girls
19. wat colour hair ave i got
20.r u guna put this on ur blog so i can write bac