ok like me and joe got in about 20 minutes before the concert and we had a good spot about 1/3 of the distance from the stage and a really good view and everything. so yea w.e we waited for it to start and finally the birthday masscre came on and there were like six of them and they were all pretty cool but the rythm guitarist was just insane. he looked like marilyn manson and was always like punching himself and kicking his legs out and spitting and stuff and hed like stick his tounge out but like in the playful kinda way like this was exactly where he wanted to be and it was cool there were like huuuggge mosh pits and it was insane. but then like in between them and msi joe passed out idk so many people and so much excitement arent really his element. (unlike me). so yea they dragged him off and i went to look for him and couldnt find him so i came back and i was like 2 rows of people back from where i was and all of a sudden everyone seemed tall so im like oh no im not even going to be able to like see them but like after half an hour of antogonizement they came on like one at a time like to college graduation music and it was so cool like first kitty came and just sat down and whatever and then lin-z and she has that kinda laid back attitude and whatever then steve and he does this half wow you people are weird face and half drunken burp thing and knocks over his mic b4 they even start. then like finally jimmy comes on freaking amazing i cant even remember what he said or anything. but they opened with shut me and it was crazy i was like right behind the mosh pit from tbm so i jumped in and after the song i ended up in front of them. i think here jimmy said like. youre all high on life... which is gay. get on harder drugs. and they did mastermind and it was wicked and the crowd was kinda just throbbing toward the stage and like i was getting pushed really slowly forward toward the stage and like whatever so close to ppl youre getting more of their sweat on you than yours and whatever. but like before prescription starts he turns around toward kitty and like as it starts this little jimmy pupped pops over his shoulder and hes like idk if u know how it goes but hed sing im the doctor then hed make it look like the puppet was singing im the patient and it was hilarious.
by now there were like tons of ppl crowd surfing and this one dude fell and knocked me and like ten other ppl over but like some dude pulled one guy up and the rest of us came up with him thats how tightly packed we were. like little sardines. during one song jimmy jumps down and like everyones reaching for him and i was just a little too far back i touched the dudes head who was in front of him. but then i got like 2 ppl in between me and the stage and by that time i had sweated half my bodyweight and i wasnt even listening to the music hardly but about 4-5 songs from the end the crowd shifted and i was actually up against the grate. which was painful. so yea im trying not to die and i swear my ribcage was about to break but idc really it was still amazing cuz on the last song... i think it was an encore, he sat on the edge of the stage with this bottle of something like some lonely drunk or something and like right in front of me so im like aaaaaaa omg mf lol and i touched his foots. he was wearing blue b-ball shoes or something, but it was cool.

at this one part about half way through( this is like the only thing i remember him saying) he was like youre all on drugs right? and everyone screamed and hes like and youre all about to be pregnant right? and we screamed. and hes like youre all anorexic, right? and we all screamed and hes like well now youre screwed cuz youre gonna end up like ashley simpson and have to sleep with pete wentz and it was crazy