The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Aye - yes
Balleex - bollocks "Thats balleex" - Used in context when disagreeing with someone
Beezer - brilliant
Boggen - dirty
Bout Ye - "hello"
Chicken - scardy cat
Chinkers - popular Chinese food Take Aways
Cracker - brilliant
Dun - done
Dander - walk
Dawg - dog
Dour - door
Eejit - idiot
Eff Aaf - "F" off
FaakAaf - go away
Fally - follow
Fillum - film
Fingy - thingy
Flip - poltie way of saying "fuck"
Frig - poltie way of saying "fuck"
Flour - floor
Fut – foot
Gaff- house
Gat dun - i got done(by the police)
Gat - slang word for "got"
Geg - fun, "Ats a geg"
Getawaydafuck -go away now
Givuz -give me
Goes -replaces the word "Said" ie And I goes: What? Are you slabberin'?" And then she goes, "Yip."
Hardly -meaning "Thats not true"
Hectic - crazy
Heerzme - "And then I said..."
Joken - joking
Kudn't - couldn't ie Ah kudn't do that...
Lifted - arrested
Mad - crazy
Magic - not tricks, but another word meaning great or good
Majassif - large
Mawn -a man
Meat Wagon -RUC Landrovers
Melt - doesn't stop talking
Milly - name given to teenage females. also see "steek"
Oi - a yelp for someones attention ie Oi! You! C'mere!"
poke - ice cream
Prably - probably
Parfil - powerful
Peeler/pig(s) - a police officer(s)
Pot - Pat
Ragin' - angry, Ahm bloody ragin' so ah am.
Scundered - embarrassed
Shap - shop
Shar - a shower
Sicken' Ye - would annoy you
Skinned Ye! - took the ball round you
Slabberer - someone who makes bad comments about you behind your back or to your face
Spoofen - lying, not telling the truth
Spide - a teenager that wears white, see steek
Spoon - someone with a low IQ
Steek - some one that thinks their hard and that wears white or burbry and stuff like that
Ta - thank You
Till - replaces the word "to" ie Goin till the shap"
Tube - idiot
Undurstawnd - understand ie Do ye undurstawnd me?
Weaker - yet another word for "brilliant"
Wee - put in front of words such as "drink", "dander", and basically anything
Wick - crap, ie "feel wick"
Windie - a window
Whadafuckauwan? - what do you want?
Wapper - good
Windielickurs - horrid term for the mentally disadvantaged
Yermaa -an insult said when nothing else can be thought of
Yeegittin? -Are you being served?
Yip -yes
yo - used to get attention
Yousens - When addressing more than one person