Im sorry but,, WHY am I so funny?
Is it a tad sad that I make myself laugh?

love yooou xx

Karaaaaaaaa!
Sorrry for my late reply tooo... don't use bebo that much
im looking forward to it too! ;D.. yes A LONG SUMMERR..
well im sure you would of done much better than i would of.. if i did kent .
i should be doing my elementary soon.. well they are kind of making me ?
i think we will be in some classes together.. maths (Y).. bio? chem? ... (yn)... even if we don't, we are still in the same form as each other .

mmmm i know.. Frankie.. Izziee.. well hilary? ummm hatty from skating ages ago? ummm and i met a few on.. that open morning ?

xxx

Oh gosh,, whos that sexy mumma?

love you xxx

Karaaaaaaaaaa (L)
not long till september ;D xx
im guessing your in kent(:? x
tell me how you do! xx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_zyN...

Mess with this kid.
And.
You suffer the consequences..
Love you xx

Oh yes, I had it planned all along.

Its part of my plan to make him fall head over heels in love with me ya see...
Muahaha!
Gosh im evil

Ha well I didnt get on the floor, so ya could say I was rolling around in my seat

Sexxyyy time over
I had fun.
BRING ON SUNDAY PETER PIZZLE.
Peace out.
Bless.
-1-.
love youuu xxxx

Oh my gosh.
My actual cleverness has just been noticed.

You know Ians scottish yeah?
Well,, the other day when he was on his way back from Poland, he was doing a puzzle book thing,, AND
he found out that Mungo is actually a scottish name!
How friggin' clever am I?!
Giving a scottish person a scottish name

Maybe I should look into naming scottish mens penis' as a career?!
I would be SO good

love you xx

I have missed you baybehh,

Oh my gosh,
we get to name his penis.
We are god damn lucky girl.
Im thinking something special.
I think we should call it God or something.. cause
it has the ULTIMATE power to create another gorgeous person, cause they WILL take after their fathers looks.
But, we shall think of a name for him tomorrow

Bottle?
I WANT TO SEE THE MORNING GLORY.

I would have ran away screaming if I were you..
and I would have laughed too..
Im so imature, I just laugh when people talk dirty to me.
I guarantee you the second Ian puts his penis in my mouth. I will have a laughing fit and probably chomp on it
Gosh, I dont know the limits of my own embarassment.
But this isnt good now, cause when I come round to having Mungo in my mouth, I will think back to this comment and be like...
'HAAAAAA!'
CHOMP
CHOMP
CHOMP


Yes babes its a deal.
I swear on my life I have NEVER been so happy

love yooou x

This is not good.
Now I feel like I dont bring you funness and happiness..
I am the most boring kid alive.
And you never make that much of an effort so that you can come see me!
HOW RUDE ARE YOU?!

Well just general stuff like whether your okay..
What youve been upto..
Blah blah blah.

Oh I know, I love him and his kinky ways.

Well I prefer the 24 cause hes more mature with things that Ive told him about,
and he never pressured me into sending the picture.
I just love him.
And,, hes more well endowed
Oh I love penis.
I love Mungo.

Yeahyeah I get what you mean like..
I guarantee you them bottling up there hornyness is not good, cause it will all come out as one big fat horny thing.

Oh
My
Gosh.
Why would you say that in person?
I bet you just started laughing didnt you..
You kinky minx you

Uhuh IM the turn on.

love yooou xx

I like to dominate.. I like to be in control.
Duuh.
Well I guess Id better find a rocket then
I might ask at work tmora if we have any fireworks left over

LOOONG TIMEEE MY FRIEND.
Is Mumma Ponse okay with all this?
You actually have to text me everyday so that I know your okay and fill me in on details of how lovely hes being
IM EXCITED FOR YOU.

Well he got the photo I sent him today
And he was like..
Well I dont exactly want to broadcast it on here,
but I agreed with him and told him I wanted it more than him
Ill tell you exact details tmora
I 24year old Ian, hes much better than the 18 year old.
Yeah Ian said that Ive changed him, cause he likes me so much
I was like Aww
But then as you can tell hes kinky from time to time
But as long as him and Dreamy have changed for the better its alll good to me

love youu xx

I KNOW!
Im gonna look for it tmora now

Urmm,, wha shall I call my weener..
Well since Normy is my personal favourite
and I havent given that name to anyone
I think I shall claim it

I dont have a clue
But tbh with you.. I kinda like it too
So
MAYBE
in the past life, I was a man
But yes I think I need to admit
that..
I dominatrix
THERE YOU GO.
I SAID IT.

Oh gosh, I better get my running boots ready then eyy
I will wait outside with you, I cannot bring myself to minimise his gorgeousness by looking through a pair of binoculars
How long are you going down there for?
And are you getting him to drop you off at mine when you come home so Mumma Ponse doesnt suspect anything fishy?

My gosh, Ian is kinky too!
The text he just sent me..
I think Im having a hot flush,
I wish boys wouldnt do that when youve been single for a while!
Who knew words were such a turn on

love youu xx

Yeah Id be there with nothing but an apron on (A)
And id be saying this in my best Bubba impression ever..
'Shrimp Cocktail? Shrimp Soooup? Shrimp Salad? Mmhmm'

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT BINGO WINGS ARE!
I will show you tmora, they are disgusting.
Can we make it a foursome please?
I have the biggest willy.
YOU WILL EVER SEE.

Hes a lad.. OF COURSE HES ALL FOR IT!
I must admit, Im getting kinda turned on by the idea
I may have to practise on you before I see him (A)

Then WE can be together?!

Well I do hope I can meet him some day
I need to get on with atleast ONE of your boyfriends
I joke I joke.. Nah I want to see how actullay fucking gorgeous he is.. If I run away, ill probably be at startford park.
In the swimming pool

Aww hes so cute I (L) him.
But I can make you jealous too.. remember them sweet texts Ian sent me
I was reading them the other day and I was like Aww. I love him.
Hes in Poland for the weekend tho

love youu xxx

Is that aussie?
Well if it is, then I guess I am
'G'day matee'
Isnt australia partly a jungle tho?
WHAT AN ACTUAL FRIGGIN COINCIDENCE!
Me, Ian & a jungle = Match made in heaven

He should feel privilged
that you are willing to get stretch marks, bingo wings and an over sized vagina for him.
Ultimate love that is right there.

Another personal fave of my is Normy..
Cause that sounds like Normo, which sounds like Normous,, which sounds like Ginormous
I AM SOO MADE FOR MAKING PET NAMES

The strokings good
He will be like Popeye when youve finished with him,,,
just dont forget to feed him spinach okayy

I LOVE GUYS WITH PIERCED EARS!
If Ian doesnt have pierced ears, I will actually tie him to the bed and pierce them!
Well it wouldnt be much of a struggle cause we already have it planned that im goina strap him to the bed

Maybe your destined to be with a gay boy?!
Or is Jack a tad bit camp?

love yooou xx

Yeshyesh Birthday Sex sounds noiiiiice
Oh well that is cheeky
You will have to see how lucky you are

I AM NOT ALLOWED MINI PRITCH?!
How dare you.
Rudest thing ever.
Well then, can I be God mother then,
Ya know seeing as I have best friend privilege

I actually think he is in love with me,,
Strange child, but
Wha do I do?
Shall I just ignore him and HOPE he vanishes?

Another Mungo
Nahh Ill name yours too..
Hmm,, thinking thinking..
Im thinking Ganto, cause that sounds like Giganto
which sounds like Gigantic..
My gosh Im good..
I havent had the chance to tell Ian that were gonna live in the jungle yet but I will tell him soon

How do you use a cucumber Teddy?
Wha do you do with it? (A)

love youuuuu xx

That number just text me again and Im assuming it was Ben cause it said
'Robs i miss you'
That kid has issues.

x

HAVE YOU HEARD THE SONG BIRTHDAY SEX?

Thats what Im gonna give you on the weekend
And then Jack could give you it next week

Oh
My
Gosh
If you get pregnant and have a mini Pritchard..
I GET HIM CAUSE YOU GOT THE DADDA PRITCHARD.

Sorted

love you x

Haa... GOOD IDEA I KNOW!
Im gonna live in the jungle
Arent you jealous

I know me too!!
Its on again now!
Ha,, well i reckon that.
I should stand out on the balcony saturday night and you can stand in the bedroom..
AND THEN
WE can act it out

I know i know hes proper pissing me off

Jack stalking.. ME!
Oh
My
Gosh..
Well I hope he can swim, cause he'd be sat in my swimmming pool ALL DAY
Im sorry I shall shush now, im sure you dont like me talking about your Official/Not Official boyfriend this way..
BUT MY GOSH HE IS HAAWT.
Right right I will mail you it
CAUSE
I dont want other people stalking me

Well we always find something to do so Im sure we will
Me thinks we should go on that site again..
And LAUGH LIKE HYENAS


i love you x

Omg.. the situation with Ben is getting worse
Now ive got Rob, Lees friend.
Texting me on the SAME number.
Saying that hes heard Ben saying the same stuff Lee heard, so he knocked Ben out.
Ben is getting desperate for me to talk to him,
Does he really think Im that stupid and that I dont know its him?!


xx

TAYLOR SWIFT WE BELONG TOGETHER IS ON RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND!!!!

xx

BIG TONGUE AND MUNGO!
GOOD COMBINATION.
I think Id actually need a couple of swimming pools for the rendevue!

Oh yesh, it will probably be Wolly
Oh isnt she a lucky one (A)

Well I can be Miss August then!

Pfft..
Who needs Bredders and Orlando when I have Mungo.
I think me and Ian should go live in the jungle, Mungo sounds jungly

love youu xxx