How old is the last person you kissed?
16 i think r u?

Where was your default picture taken?
Sum1s garden

What woke you up this morning?
Myself

What is your current mood?
Hapy

What are you listening to right now?
Fatman scoop ft avid quetta

Are you tanned?
duno?

Who is your favorite family member?
Cat oj

Do you like/love anyone?
i

Did you have an exciting last weekend?
yes dis weekend!

Have you ever crawled through a window?
yes!

What do you spend most of your money on?
Gamblin

Ever kissed someone over 18?
Not yet

Is there anything in your past that you'd like to try again
emmm ye learn to fukin spell

How's your heart lately?
Still Beaten

Will next weekend be a good one?
Duno mby

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name starts with a C?
emmmm!

Have you kissed your number one on your top friends?
ohh always hey oj

Have you kissed anyone in the last 24 hours?
yep!

Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
nop

Name something that happened to you today?
Nufn

Who was the last persons voice you heard?
cian

Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
i

Do you like your life as of now?
eemmm prefer a gf jus

Do you crack your knuckles?
emm sumtyms

What were you doing 20 minutes ago?
On limewire

Whose car were you last in?
Troys


What were you doing at midnight last night?
Dancing lawd

Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
Its onli 6 o clok nt up at long

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierc​ed?
GAYNESS!

What can't you wait for?
To be insured lawd

Has anyone told you they missed you lately?
no

What were you doing at 7am?
Sleeping

What is your middle name?
James

Are you guilty of drunk dialing?
no onli atention seekers cnt txt wen drunk

Do your parents smoke?
Mum

Last person to bebo you?
Jayne

Are you a snob at school?
no

Hardest class you have?
Science

Who was the last friend to stay the night at your house?
Emm myself prob

When did you go to bed last night and why?
3-30 boredem kiked in

What kind of mood are you in right now ?
anoyed cuz this takes so long ta do

When was the last time you drank alcohol?
can't memba

Where is the person you want to kiss right now ?
duno home prob

Do you believe in love at first sight?
i

Fact about the person you fell hardest for?
went wi dem lnyt

Food you are eating?
actimel Orange if that is a food?

Are you in highschool?
no pobalscoil

Any TV show addictions ?
912 prob oj

Does addiction of anything run in your family?
duno

Were you born in the country you live in today?
i

How do you feel about your relationship status?
dnt ave 1 to fell confusd bou

Last person that made you smile ?
sum1 lnyt prob

Who's most like you on your top friends?
Pauric

Last person to text you?
Pauric

What are you wearing?
mayo top

Do you like Hannah Montana?
no

Are you dating the last person you kissed?
wish

1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP

2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER

3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY

4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT

5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER

6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG

7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.

8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY

9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE

10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER

11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK

12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT

13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS

14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE

15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER

16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER

17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL

18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION

19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL

20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER

21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!

1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP

2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER

3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY

4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT

5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER

6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG

7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.

8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY

9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE

10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER

11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK

12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT

13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS

14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE

15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER

16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER

17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL

18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION

19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL

20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER

21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!