If you are using Internet Explorer 6, you may not have the best Bebo experience. Please consider upgrading.
Myerss
-
Male,
443
- from Rustington but now Tenerife
- I am Single
- Profile views: 4,388
- Last active: 8/27/10
- www.bebo.com/myers_2k9
- Tagline
- ▓▒░░*PolishMyNuts&ServeMeAMil kshake*░░▒▓
- Me, Myself, and I
- ►Plaч
<--MeOnTheRight..(Y)
**Abwt me well basically if ur looking at my profile then im guessing u no who i am so i dnt need 2 explain what i look like,the stuff i like ect .. u wud alredi no tht .. or unless ur sum randomer who either is bored n decided 2 look at my profile, then plz enjoy .. i have brown hair blue eyes, i like food, i love sports, getting wrecked is essencial in life , dwn twn , and i duno (Y) **
ılılılı●Myers' Profile Iz Loading:●ılılılı
LOADING...
██████████████] 99%
<--Top Quality Football Freestyler In The Making.(Y)
FutBal3Styliing is ma life(Y)
Single
Quality Football Freestylers:
BillyWingrove./.JeremyLynch./
.Palle./.Skora./.Touzani./.Ro
naldinho./.Ronaldo.
♫MUSIC♫
♫House♫Drum And Bass♫MC♫Rap♫RnB♫Dance And Trance♫Anything Raveable♫
ılı.------Volume------.ılı.
|||||||||||||||||||||
Min- - - - - - - - - - ●Max♫
Living It Up
- <LiveUrLifffeLikeeTheeresNo2m­oroCusUOnliLiveONCE!!
- (y)
- .
- .DRINK DRINK DRINK
- .
- .PARTY PARTY PARTY
- .
- RAVE RAVE RAVE
- ..
- .FaceBookIsTheWayForward (Y)
- .
- .
- Loves.
- .Friends.Family.DwnTwn.Alcoho
l.Raving.Music.Football.Footb
allFreestyling.Lacoste.Spring
field.MaPhone.Grafitti.ManU.F
ilms.Beach.Summer.Florida.Eng
land.
close Photos
-
ALL brand new upto date pictures(Y)
(36)
-
L.A nd aqua park
(24)
-
cars,gse,red devils,k-swiss,singers
(40)
-
dwn twn
(44)
-
medano skool
(21)
-
out n a bwt
(7)
-
out n abwt
(11)
-
piccss
(14)
-
pics....
(25)
-
rockz
(47)
close Groups
-
Ibiza
-
THIS IS 4 ALL DRINK LOVERS 2011
-
Lacoste
-
arrows and skins
-
Green Street
-
MUFC - Official
-
Cristiano Ronaldo Fan Club
-
RealityOMG.com
-
The 'Yo Mamma' Joke Page
-
The do what you want group
-
manutd and ronaldo fans
-
Alcohol Lovers
-
Group For People Up Late
-
Kanye West
-
fxxxmytees
-
Trying to get 1 Million Members Group
close Playlist
- RnB mix!!!! 15 Songs | 22375 Profiles
- sick music 20 Songs | 12 Profiles
- md 14 Songs | 5 Profiles
- ¤*º*¤» Rihanna «¤*º*¤ 14 Songs | 14444 Profiles
- NOW 70! 20 Songs | 2435 Profiles
- playlist 2 Songs | 2 Profiles
close Blog
-
EXTREMELY FUNNY JOKE
How did you die?
Three men were standing at the Pearly Gates of heaven. It had been a particularly busy day so Peter told the first one, "We're just about fullup at the moment so we're only going to admit people who've had particularly horrible deaths. What's your story?"
The first one replies, "Well, I'd suspected my wife of cheating on me, so today I came home early to try and catch her. As I came to my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching couldn't reveal where this other guy could be hiding. So I went out to the balcony and sure enough, there was this bloke hanging off the railing. I was really mad so I started beating and kicking him, but he wouldn't fall off. So I went back to my apartment, got a hammer, and started bashing his fingers. He let go and fell, but he fell in the bushes, stunned but okay. I was so angry I rushed into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge. It landed on him, killing him instantly. My wife, angry that I had killed him, came out to the balcony and shot me to death."
"That sounds like a pretty bad death to me," said St Peter, so he let the man in.
"It's been a very strange day," said the second man. "You see, I live on the 26th floor of an apartment building, and every afternoon I exercise on the balcony. Well today I fell off the balcony, but luckily, I managed to grab the railing of the balcony below. Suddenly, this madman ran out of his apartment and started kicking and beating me. Then he got a hammer and started smashing my fingers. I fell, but landed in the bushes, stunned but unharmed. Then a refridgerator fell out of the sky and landed on me, killing me."
St Peter said, "Wow, you had a horrible death, okay go into Heaven."
The third man said, "Okay, picture this. I'm hiding naked in a refridgerator..."
2 Comments 245 weeks
-
ReAd iT!
ThIs iS ThIs cAt
ThIs iS Is cAt
ThIs iS HoW CaT
tHiS Is tO CaT
tHiS Is kEeP CaT
tHiS Is a cAt
ThIs iS ReTaRd cAt
ThIs iS BuSy cAt
ThIs iS FoR CaT
tHiS Is fOrTy cAt
ThIs iS SeCoNdS CaT
nOw rEaD EvErY 3rD WoRd oN Da lIsT
0 Comments 290 weeks
-
WOT UR B DAY SAYS BOUT U
Pick the month (number) you were born in
1----I fell in love with
2----I ate a
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I killed
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I made out with
11---I had sex with
12---I stabbed
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a homeless guy
2-------a kebab
3-------a banana
4-------a sandwich
5-------a Mexican
6-------a stuffed animal
7-------a hooker
8-------a lamp
9-------my best friend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------a ninja
13-------the computer
14-------a football player
15-------my neighbour
16-------myself
17-------a soda
18-------a llama
19-------a baby
20------ a gangster
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a chair
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a DVD player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because i was bored
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm naked.
Gray--------Because I'm mentally disturbed.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 Euro
Shirtless---Because i was horny
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Brown-----Because i was hungry.
Other-----Because i'm gangsta
When you are finished, post a comment bout what ur birthday says bout u!!
15 Comments 293 weeks
close Games
close Whiteboard
close Comments
-
James11/21/10I just snagged $751 in 4 days spending time online! Made it with - http://x.co/KTI4 trust me, you will be happy
-
Out SiDer8/23/09its my birthday in 1 hour
x
-
Thatsme.AllOva5/22/09hay, no u lyk never go on here but thought i would leave u a comment for wen u did
lmao lucie x
- 4/20/09 via Mobile
-
4/20/09
Charli.
Heyy babe xx Awww i aint had a comment in ages lmao come to think of it i aint been on here in ages lmao !!! errrrm could be better lol you ??? eerrrm had shitty schoolw ent out for bit then went home prityy borign tbh wbu ??? much love xxxxx
-
4/3/09
Soph
MYERSMYERSMYERS
I know, we haven't spoke in ages; that kinda sucks. Hehe, i know, we're other halfs now
of course i'm gonna write something nice about you
Erm, well, i had my show on sunday and then since then just been chillin' and shizzle mainly with Elliot and Josh
What about you, babe. Anything exciting? I heard about you at the weekend, Mr
Hmm, am i out this weekend?..well i dunno, i've not decided yet haha, but yer it would be nice to see you
Oki doki gorgeous i'll but you in my top friends now. Write back. Love you, best friendddd
-
Skettii'Becky4/2/09fanks m8 your lika a star.......
-
Luke S4/2/09yhh m8 i been gr8 yh sme over here smashed every weekend
ermm soon i think
gta have big partie wen im dere init
-
Luke S4/2/09ite m8 u been ok ?
-
Skettii'Becky4/2/09hiya myerss do ya have msn so i can addie if have send me a comment back kk fanks
-
3/29/09
-
2/24/09
-
2/20/09
Tarun.C
k pasa ermano cmo stas k mña playita ? no voi a salir mña solo asta las 11 o 10
tu k cabron t dejan pa las dos cosas enga gay cdt xxx
-
2/19/09
-
You Messin Bruv2/19/09ite m8 sick video haha wuu2 who do u like iab see u at school 2mz if ure not on da ski trip add us on msn liammerritt20@hotmail.com
-
2/16/09
-
2/13/09
-
2/13/09
Alexandrajade-
Heyy x i aintt sent youu a comment in ages Lol. Youu Okaayy?? Wubu2 babe? tym you goin down town on sat? wbs. Have sum love
Lvyou xxxx










How you binn? Wubu2? Wb 'X
hi myers i know you cose i live in fairways 2 same as you so plz add me
Skettii'Becky 0 Replieshi myers i know you can ya add me
Skettii'Becky 0 Replies