Marky J. Sharky

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Marky J. Sharky
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Über mich

Motto
Good Old-Fashioned Family Racism...
Ich über mich
Poor people, stop complaining! Start living! You can’t take the money with you when you die! Even I can’t!
Understand that it’s okay to be poor!
There need to be poor people! We rich are the yin. You are the yang! We need you!
Instead of complaining about being poor, enjoy it! Watch TV! Don’t vote! Who cares?

Poor Person: But I’m homeless!

You’ve got it all wrong! Society doesn’t owe you anything! The government has better things to worry about, like killing innocent people!
You already have everything you need, so enjoy your life!
Exactly who am I?
I am the controversial, sometimes cruel, sometimes hilarious person who is probably in one of your classes. I have a rather dry wit and a dark sense of humour as some of my victims will testify. However, let it never be said that I engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person...
I'm actually a nice guy, it just takes another nice person to bring it out in me.
On another note:
I argue very well.
Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
Sports
I know we're all different, but one thing I'll never understand is how people can actually enjoy wasting energy. Sport is dangerous, so why don't we go all the way and label war as sport? I'm sure Sam will disagree with me on the grounds that war is "barbaric" because people die, but then we could say the same thing for petanque (and Rugby - re: Robert Hickland)
Things I like at the moment:
Petit ecolier - best biscuits ever!

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    • Marky Sharky on: Thames Clinical Centre

      Well it’s official. The new Thames Clinical Centre is just terrible.

      I know of a lot of people who have said “It’s a big improvement on the old one” – well that may be true, but it’s not saying much.

      The outside of the clinic has at least 4 different styles of architecture that I could see – the abstract orange and black theme, the plain weatherboards and washed out colour scheme, the spew coloured corrugated iron design and finally the modern wooden slats and glass style. It’s almost as if the designer was using the new clinic as some sort of architectural experiment. I was actually rather disappointed after I went inside and found everything looking exactly the same. This of course meant that I got lost after walking only two metres from the entrance and I managed to walk around the entire clinic before finding the reception desk which, as it turns out, was not far from where I first entered. I also found a map just before I left which wasn’t terribly helpful either.

      The clinic boasts some hideous design ‘features’ such as the round lower edges of the walls which look as if someone has wrapped brown paper over top. I initially thought that the construction workers had forgotten to remove the packaging tape but upon closer inspection I was confronted with the reality of just how bored the interior designer must have been.
      There is absolutely no evidence of the lovely black and orange decor from outside anywhere inside the clinic. In fact, you have to try very hard to find any colour at all save for the many different tones of cheap wooden veneer. The Radiology department does have one light blue feature wall which didn’t really match anything except for the airport-waiting-room-style chairs.

      The amount of signage used in the facility is so tiny it’s laughable. I’m actually not surprised that I got lost – I almost felt that they should have included large painted arrows on the floor directing me towards the exits like the first level of Halo. At least the Pillar of Autumn had signs.

      I believe the worst part about the entire construction was the complete disregard for a successful merging of the new clinic with the old main reception area. They didn’t even replace the main doors! It is actually impossible not to compare the two because of the way it has been designed. There is literally new lino placed directly beside the old worn carpet in the main entrance. It just casts a large shadow over the rest of the hospital’s tired appearance. All the Manaaki centre managed to get was a shiny new sign out the front in the most basic font imaginable.

      As for the delightful outdoor courtyard – who uses square-cut corrugated iron as an aesthetic choice? It looked like something out of Marathon, (http://marathon.bungie.org/story/scr... or perhaps even Doom. (http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/do... The actual ‘courtyard’ part that you could potentially use was about half the size it should be, the primary focus seemed to be just to cover up any windows that look into it with a collection of newly planted trees. I was under the impression that the area was for recuperation of sick people or something, but there was a veritable lack of chairs out there. All you can sit on is the cold, hard brick wall that separates the soil from the concrete. I found it hard to believe that this kind of seating arrangement could ever be comfortable – it certainly wasn’t very inviting. Perhaps it wasn’t actually finished, just like a lot of other areas in the clinic. However, this begs the question as to why they even had the open day in a building that wasn’t finished – it really defeats the whole purpose of having it in the first place.

      Overall the entire clinic is $16 million poorly spent.

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    • Marky Sharky on: 'Everything should be made of Rubber'

      Rubber. It’s that springy black substance which is the answer to all our problems.

      Think about it – The amount of deaths caused by accidents in the house because of kitchen knives or stairs or glass tables exceeds New Zealand’s road toll. While this has nearly no relevance to this subject, the simple fact is our homes need to be made safer. What better way to do that than to create everything out of rubber?
      Watching a nameless woman trip onto her glass coffee table and suffer multiple injuries may be fun and laughs to some, but to our staff at ‘The Rubber Company’, this is serious business.
      How can we prevent these horrific accidents? Well, after much deliberation, our overburdened staff managed to come up with the brilliant innovation of The Rubber Coffee Table™ and The Rubber Driveway™ - thus insuring your safety in the case of you falling off your ladder while painting the house.

      But it doesn’t stop there!

      Blocked or runny nose irritating you? It doesn’t have to anymore! With a rubber nose you can be rest assured that no matter how much you cry or how bitterly cold the weather is, your nose will now reliably stay clear for easy breathing.

      Scared of flying? Rubber Aeroplanes will eliminate the loss of life should they ever crash. They’ll simply bounce straight off the tarmac or mountain right back into the sky so you can continue your journey without interruption.

      Global Warming bothering you? Well it shouldn’t, ‘cause it’s a hoax.

      Think of the military applications! With rubber bullets, rubber guns, rubber tanks and rubber bombs we could greatly reduce the loss of life for ‘no risk warfare’. No longer will we lose countless souls to the follies of war – instead, our people on the front line can happily show around photos of their loved ones knowing with relative certainty that they will see them again.

      No need to worry about terrorist attacks – instead of unreliable fertiliser and gunpowder cocktails; bombs filled with liquid rubber will merely serve as a friendly reminder to the anti-rubber clean-up crew of the safety and hazard-less properties of the miracle material: rubber.

      Don’t buy into the ‘scaremongery’ of today – If there’s a way to make our world safe it’s by making it out of rubber.


      Order yours today!

      2 Kommentare 456 Tage

    • Have a nice day...

      Ahaha I recieved this from a guy I've never even met who is still attempting to sell me Cessna 207...

      I pretty much vote this my favorite email of the year....

      ---

      Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texas Gentleman are all walking together one day.

      They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
      'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.

      The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '

      POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

      Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'

      POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

      The Texan says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'

      The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'

      The Texan sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles and says,

      'Fill it with water.'

      :L :L :L :L :L

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    My result is: Taking over the world

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    Your result is: Kang... or is it Kodos?

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    My result is: Nearly Crazy, Watchout!

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    • Jullibear Live Laugh LoVe
      luv Jullibear Live Laugh LoVe

      haha i realy like it! my names jully by the way lol

      1 Woche her
    • Kennys Idillio Morto
      Kennys Idillio Morto

      Marcus Ruddock

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    • Kennys Idillio Morto
      Kennys Idillio Morto

      haha I'm not emo

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    • Kennys Idillio Morto
      luv Kennys Idillio Morto

      i dont know ae mate...just failed. got distracted in having 3 girl only schools nearby and...yeeh
      oh well i was duin good in graphics till the teacher that lost my project..and i couldnt be bothered duin over again so i failed. and economics was a disaster with a teacher that hated my guts. oh and i dropped music cause the teacher was always stoned and it pissed me off. only 3 of us did music that year!!! and yeah i got a rich gf :L but thats not y im with her tho

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    • Kennys Idillio Morto
      luv Kennys Idillio Morto

      Guess its time i added you bro. how are you? im such a bum...failed NCEA level 2, kicked outta home, and no job bro!! honest all i do is party...and live off my gawjuss friend Judith Pitcaithly lol.

      41 Wochen her
    • Xox.Rosalind.Xox
      luv Xox.Rosalind.Xox

      yeah its not good! i wana come home but then i really dont as well!

      haha oh you mean 'stationEry month' ;.. you got me confused for a moment there! i was like.. hmm coz we sit around at the beach not moving haha now i get ya :P
      yay i love pens.. have gone a bit overboard on cool ones here actually

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    • Xox.Rosalind.Xox
      luv Xox.Rosalind.Xox

      uMMM late 29th (thursday before school goes back)
      wow iv got loads of time to get sorted!! not

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    • Royd
      Royd

      haha there! im using it now! happy? :L

      cheers bro
      good bunch ov memories there aye :D

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    • Royd
      luv Royd

      have some luv marky! you deserve it :L haha

      i can see you enhanced a lot of the pictures to bring out the colour, looks great dude :D

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    • Xox.Rosalind.Xox
      luv Xox.Rosalind.Xox

      oh haha ur hilarious... i meant whats the start eg 1234..... luckily i knew the rest
      but really im surprised you dont know mine! disappointing haha jj

      oh and thanks..interesting to see how everyone does :)

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    • Xox.Rosalind.Xox
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      managed to get results?
      aah i cant remember my number/password
      i kno my number has ..3439735 in it.. bt i dnt kno wat the beggining is or if thats the right number? do you know?

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    • Xox.Rosalind.Xox
      Xox.Rosalind.Xox

      yup it will be.. i honestly dont want to kno!

      ... well actually i do so that i can stop worrying.. bt hmmm.. i think you kno what i mean

      well i hope i can remember my password.. luckily my number's cemented in my head! bt otherwise i guess il jst hang out for the envelope wen i get back..

      excellence for you, do you reckon? how many did you need?

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    • Xox.Rosalind.Xox
      luv Xox.Rosalind.Xox

      aaaaah i kno!! eddy jst text me

      aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

      i really really dont want to kno.. im not feeling too optimistic eek

      do you kno wat time?!

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    • Xox.Rosalind.Xox
      Xox.Rosalind.Xox

      haha yup well take my word for it.. it is!!
      specially wen the snow super powdery like it was wen i made it
      haha yûp 'bonne idée' your sandcastles are pretty impressive anyway :)

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    • Davo
      Davo

      haha yea bro goodtimes alrite. i went to hamilton in 07 to study but bak in thames now ay. my old mans stil doin a bit of the scouting thing, helping out in turua.

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    • Xox.Rosalind.Xox
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      yup it did.. and after my hands were absolutely freezing, despite woollen gloves and then waterproof ones on top!

      hehe i also ended up sitting in it when things were getting desperate so yup i got pretty wet.

      dalmation...likes to destroy snowmen grr!

      yeah apparently its way more powdery than usual..and yes i kno from experience that it certainly does not compact very well

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    • Xox.Rosalind.Xox
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      ahaha i bet you secretly love the music!! :P no jj
      well i made a snow man today...nd well.. wat a challenge!!
      much harder than it looks......first the dog jumped on the first layer..grrr(i shut it inside)...then the hol second layer collapsed! it was very frustrating-but i finished it ...and stuck an icicle in the head for the nose and some jaffas as eyes haha (jst for a kiwi touch)
      how much snow? i duno.. bout 9hrs worth...looks all white but i kinda realised wen trying to make little guy that its actually pretty thin and one handful and you can see grass..so yeah kinda difficult

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    • Xox.Rosalind.Xox
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      haha yeah it kinda is ..well my english is kinda getting a bit strange! haha algud ..couple of days back in nz and il be sweet :)

      damm! haha it sounds flash like that ay :D i wana take a video of going in nd getting all the food and stuff one day jst to show what its like bt id be way too shamed! haha bt it wud be cool

      guess wat no school again tomorrow coz of the snow.. i think i mite have to make a 'bonhomme de neige' :) well i was gona today bt i went for a walk to check out the snow in the village nd i gt kinda cold so i went inside and sat by the fire with a hot chocolate instead ! mmm

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