My amazing friend Angela wrote me this beautiful poem. Thankyou soooo much. Love ya loads x

I cannot ease your aching heart Nor take your pain away
But let me stay and take your hand and walk with you today I'll listen when you need to talk I'll wipe away your tears
I'll share your worries when they come I'll help you face your fears
I'm here and I will stand by you on each hill you have to climb
So take my hand, let's face the world and live just one day at a time

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


A Cockoach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes…lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light..
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

...and God I love that pig!!

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I cant believe it's been a whole year already since you've been gone. I miss you so much every day and love you with all my heart. Today was a very hard day. Went to put flowers at your grave and it was quite emotional but tried to hold it back for everyone elses sake. I wish you were here to cheer me up, flash me your cheeky smile and to make me laugh with your funny stories. Rory will be one next month and it saddens me that you can't be here to see him and Aaron growing up. I know you only knew Aaron for a few weeks but I know how much u loved him and doted on him and I know you would of loved Rory too and would of been a fantastic uncle. It is not fair!! You should be here now telling us what computer games and dvds you want for Xmas and getting all excited and wanting to go to Woolies every Saturday and teaching the kids how to play games and football and guitar. The school has a beautiful memorial garden in your memory and the memorial fund has done well so far. It is so amazing and makes me so proud to see how much everyone in the town loved you and always will!! You were the best brother anyone could wish for, adored and loved by everyone and we all miss you more than words can say. You were our wee miracle, our shining star and our happy, handsome, smiling boy. Rest In peace my darling brother and know that you will never ever be forgotten!! LOVE YOU xx xx xx