[_] go out wit me?
[_] giv me ur numba?
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss u?
[_] watch a movie wiv me?
[_] let me take u out 2 dinna?
[_] take a showr wiv me?
[_] b me bf/gf?
[_] hav a fling wit me?
[_] take me home 4 da nite?
[_] Wud u let me sleep in ur bed?
[_] re-post dis 4 me 2 ansa ur q's?
[_] giv me a piggybk ride?
[_] hav a reltionship wiv me?
[_] Dance wiv me?
[_] Spank dat ass?
[_] Help me wiv hw?
[_] Tickle me 2 death?
[_] Let me tickle u?
[_] Stick up 4 me if i was bein put dwn?
[_] Caress my bdy?
[_] Play strip poker wiv me?
[_] Say yea if i askd u out?
[_] Get waisted wiv me?
[_] Instant msg me?
[_] Greet me in publc?
[_] Hang out wiv me?
[_] Bring me round ur friends?
D0 U...
[_] think im fit?
[_] tinnk im hot?
[_] wnt 2 kiss me?
[_] wnt 2 cuddle wiv me?
[_] wnt 2 hook up wiv me?
[_] think im wierd
R WE...
[_] friends?
[_] in a reltionship?
[_] gonna hav kids?
[_] enermies?

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like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass
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Im a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down
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Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn
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Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.
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Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
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Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.
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Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fucked
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'd be in.
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Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration
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Men are like public toilets
They are either engaged or full of shit!
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If guys had they periods
They would compare the size of their tampons!
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Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how
all our problems begin with MEN!
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Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and ma

a simple bitch vs. a real bitch 29 days ago

simple bitch will take you where you need to go.* A real bitch throws you her keys and say it needs gas in it!

A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it*.A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say bet nobody jump in.

A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knock the fuck out.* A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!!

A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink.*A real bitch tells you we need another shoot, we bout to get fucked up!

A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down.* A real bitch goes to the club with you and say lets show these simple bitches how we do it.

A simple bitch hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.* A real bitch pops up at your house, talkin bout I know you aint in the bed, on a clubnight!

A simple bitch seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real bitch seeks to take care of all your problems, rather it be a gun,a knife, whatever will take a fucka out.

A simple bitch wonders who your new man is.* A real bitch know that mutha fucka's first name, last name , he's birthday, where he live, who he related to, what kinda car he drive, where he work, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches trying to holla at him right now!

A simple bitch thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. *A real bitch lets you know that was fucked up but we still girls.

A simple bitch expects you to always be there for them.* A real bitch knows you will always be there for them, they don't have to expect shit.

A simple bitch reads this e-mail realizes that she is a simple bitch and then deletes it.* A real bitch pass this to her real bitches without thinking about it.