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TDC fads
The latest in a series of posts made when it is my turn to stay in while the carpenters* do the floorboards in the flat, I present to you every fad phrase/action I can think of over the last few years. Add your own!
*Actual carpenters, not the rotting anorexic corpse of Karen Carpenter and her brother.
"Look At Rivers, what a dick!" I'm 99.9% I stole this from something, but I can't think what it was right now. My internal Simpsons scanner comes up with NOT FOUND.
"What is it? It's on the tip of my tongue." Craig making a TOTAL sack of himself not knowing Stairway To Heaven.
*Grabbing someone's hands in H107 and manually making them play "medieval chords" while pretending to talk like Dr Turner.* Long overdue for a comeback, even if I'm never going to H107 again.
*Pretending to reel in with an invisible fishing rod.* Especially behind Ally's back after an argument about Drive-By. Sorry, man.
"Ask her if you can lick her fanny." Endless attempts to see if we could get Steven to try and visit the promised land during CV1.
*Putting Svefn-g-englar by Sigur Ros on in the union juke-box all the time* Sometimes multiple times in the one visit.
*Making enquiries about Poliri's sister* Never got old.
"Circle . . . Square . . .Triangle." Mildly humerous alternative method of counting in before filming something, immediately rendered impotent by Craig doing it 4'857 times in the one filming session.
"They call him Rivers, Rivers. Faster than lightning. No-one you see, is/has <insert physical or character flaw here>, except <name of person>." Hugely enjoyable take on the theme tune to Flipper. Possibly abused during the filming of CAPS1.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtoAY...
*Repeatedly throwing worked punches and elbows at Cameron* While he would pretend to sell them. It was our thing that we done. Will make a comeback in Canada.
"BAG'S NO IT/CARDS/ASKING!" The frantic cry of everyone when anything requiring even the the most remote level of responsibility came up (examples: signing out equipment, signing someone in to the union, asking Eric anything)
"<INSERT EVENT> drink's club!" Shamelessly stolen by Me and Sean after witnessing some irreverent banter between Teddy and Allan Miller in the comedy club and deciding to run with it. Was overused for a time, but eventually found it's niche.
*Mimes firing a World-War II anti-aircraft gun, complete with comedy "chka-chka" sound effects* If an idea wasn't instantly liked by all, there was only one way to react to it.
http://www.muzeumsnp.sk/WWW-USA-nov%...
"Control-F, reference not found" Steven's occasionally overly-harsh response to obscure jokes.
"Is this still the game?" Timeless question in response to Sean having a different viewpoint, especially if Cameron was nearby. Sean will never hype up a game to us ever again. See also: "Which door do you reckon it is? Just push him over"
*Miming a certain Director page closing then re-opening* Often in conjunction with grandiose time-based claims such as "New stars form."
"No two off the break" What can I say, some people just play choochter rules. May be connected to child abuse in some areas in the west of Scotland.
"POO-POO-POOOOOOOF Juice" It was a bad idea, Steven.
I'm sure there are at least 800 more.6 Comments 912 days
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Words for being drunk
Ally's drunken ramblings remind me that I told Steven ages ago that I would post every comedy west-coast word for being drunk I could think of. Here goes:
Pished (Past tense - Pashed). "Last night I got pashed."
Full (pronounced either "foo", or in a way that rhymes with "null", depending on locality). "Was he pished? He was foo!" "Mair full than a seagull"
Steamin' (I am fond of the variation "Mickey Steamboats", surely derived from the original Mickey Mouse short "Steamboat Mickey". Are west-coast jakies that clever?!?) "I am absolutely mickey steamboats"
Morroculas (kind of rhymes with binoculars). "I was absolutely morroculas last night"
Stocious (doesn't rhyme with any known english word).
Hounded (hound't)
Blitzed (No, personally speaking, I have never drank so much I felt like I had been incendiary bombed by the Luftwaffe between the periods of 1939 and 1945)
Blootered (amusingly, rhymes with footr't) "her computer got footr't while blootr't"
Chevy Chase'd (localised entirely to the town of Cumnock, but they all say it). I have, to this day, never figured out if it is rhyming slang for something. Anyone?
Guttered</b> (has become more of a sexual slang term in recent times, but still pretty good)
Hammered (far too a: English and b: Mainstream for westcoast use)
Jaked
Minced (the town of Cumnock has a local cult old-guy simply known as Mince, who goes from pub to pub all day every day then shouts at passers by while they go "mince, mince, show us yer moves". Cumnock - a cultural melting pot)
Mongo'd (About as politically uncorrect as it can get, unless there are people in the southern states of America who say "I drank so much last night I was absolutely niggered")
Legless (again, rather too mainstream and boring, though I would like to see this one make a bit of a comeback)
Mangled (always a good mental image)
Buckled (an even better image)
Mingin' (both in a metaphorical and literal sense, you can be "mingin' wi the drink)
Paraletic (definitely one that needs to make a full-scale comeback. "Wullie was absolutely paraletic")
Pie-eyed (not to be used by anyone under the age of 50)
Reekin' (see "Mingin')
Trottered (but not "del boy'd")
Cunted (self explanatory)
And last, but certainly not least,
MOGHURT (often conjoined with the suffix "on the yoghurt", though this variation is localised entirely to Team Discovery Channel)
That's all i can think of right now.
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Its time to start using this page again!!! We dont have any blackboard site to grafitti, we may as well use this one!
Graeme, i truly cant really remeber firewater is hazy, there we're big jugs of alcohol, my suit is a crinkled mess, not sure about the journey home. Oh and cameron had his fair share of Jew tales.
Hmm, yes either cameron or all of us are going to hell. There will probably be a rap battle at the gates of heaven.
Fair well fellow TDC chaps!
Give em hell, maybe i'll see some of you in a few days though eh!?
While watching an episode of friends the other day, (i'm sorry but the discovery channels close younger brother, UKTV History was a bad reception) ...anyway... i noticed that Gunther the guy who runs Central Perk, looks suprisingly like Andy Alston. Its quite remarkable.
Sean? Can you throw those mp3's my way please? Ta.
My placement may be fucked. I havent heard from my guy in 3 weeks and the office was locked!! Shittter. Oh well maybe i'll be a shadow A&R guy. Now thats a placement!
I think Sean should have them all in mp3 format. I probably have them as pro-tools aiff bounces somewhere. Give me a shout if Sean can't find them and I'll convert them and send them over.
Swing yur hips...and pivot!!
Alreet lads, was hopin one of ya's could send me our mixes of lewis' tracks before you head to canada!
Bank holiday drinks club!
You've edited that wiki, you bastard!
Also
Hadouken (Surge Fist)—A staple surge fist in which one's willpower is utilized to contain the ki within the palms of the hands. As the fists are thrust outwards towards the target, a surge of shock is expelled from the palms that results in a surge punch travelling in a straight line.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadouken
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I say I say I say, someone's been editing posts to hide their shame!
Quote book - a "Me, Steven and Cameron getting smashed last night" special:
"I'll sample what's going" - Steven on chemical enhancement in Canada.
"Canada is now 'operation get spud laid'" - Also Steven.
"Allah akbar!" - Cameron as he suddenly decided to hurl our glasses full of ice onto the dancefloor and see if he could lift the table.
"I'll give coke-bitch some 'coak'" - An amusing story.
"I can't get Ryu to do the surge-fist" - I've heard some homosexual names for street fighter moves over the years, but this takes the biscuit hands-down. (For reference, it was actually the standard hadoken fireball). "Surge fist" is the new "what's a Tetris?".
The Channel's Junior Executive Senior Vice President seconds this motion.
And a poker nicht!
The channel demands the new mccoys challenge for airing soon!
Yey, Im in the quote book! Sean what was it I said to you last time you were over which you had no come back to, and you had a bit of a strop? Its been annoying me for weeks!!!!!
It's quite worrying, isn't it?
Though I have been working pretty much all day every day on whittling down about 25 songs that have stockpiled over the last few months to a manageable amount of "keepers". I may well pop up at some open mic nights near you soon to poach some new singers.
graeme, we clearly have too much time on our hands. Now that we have degrees we are using them to the fullest extent by becoming bebo warriors!
FREE THE CHANNEL! SUPPORT DISCOVERIES!
DAMN THE GAYDO FUCKHEAD MAN!
Just remember who gave u that track first!!
Diva strop? I think so.
Mop that up graeme.
Ha i maybe intoxicated. maybe.
a wis lik' at, pure mad hangin' oot the back eh ur grannie lik' at, yas'!
wheres the mccoys challange vid reilly?!?!?
PS - you're right, we ARE the channel.