Jackie Smith
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Kobieta, 25,
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- z Ballymore Eustace, yes yes!!!
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- Motto
- I am the voice of reason!!!
- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
- I apologise to everyone who looks at my Bebo or Bebo's me...I am useless as this stuff...I have so many pictures but they take ages to uplaod and I could be doing something much more interesting like eating....i love food...
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You are the chocolate at the bottom of my cornetto
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GAA QUOTES - especially love Eugene McGee's honesty
1. "I love Cork so much that if I caught one of their hurlers in bed with my missus, I'd tiptoe downstairs and make him a cup of tea" - Joe Lynch, actor.
2. "We've won one All-Ireland in a row" Wexford Fan in 1996.
3. "The toughest match I ever heard off was the 1935 All-Ireland Semi-Final.After 6 minutes, the ball ricocheted off a post and went into the stand. The pulling continued relentlessly and it was 22 minutes before any of the players noticed the ball was missing" Michael Smith.
4. "Sylvie Linnane would start a riot in a graveyard" Tipp fan
5. "I'm not giving away any secrets like that to Tipperary. If I had my way,I wouldn't even tell them the time of the throw-in" Ger Loughnane.
6. "He's like Lazarus; but Lazarus didn't have such a sweet right boot"Micheal O' Muircheartaigh on Colin Corkery.
7. "Whenever a team loses, there's always a row at half time but when theywin, it's an inspirational speech" John O' Mahony.
8. "There are 2 things in Ireland that would drive you to drink. GAA
referees would drive you to drink, and the price of drink would drive you to drink" Sligo Fan after 2002 Connacth final.
9. "The wheel fell off my mobile home" -- Offaly's Eugene McGee explains why he was late for training.
10. "When my friends were besotted with Jason Donovan, my heroes were Colm O'Rourke and Barney Rock" Sue Ramsbottom (Laois Ladies Captain).
11. 'We're taking this match awful seriously. We're training three times a week now, and some of the boys are off the beer since Tuesday' - Offaly hurler quote in the week before a Leinster hurling final vs. Kilkenny
12. 'Ger Loughnane was fair, he treated us all the same during training -like dogs' anonymous Clare hurler
13. 'Any chance of an autograph? Its for the wife....she really hates you -Tipp fan to Ger Loughnane
14. 'You can't win derbies with donkeys' - Babs Keating before Tipp played Cork in 1990
15. 'Sheep in a heap' - Babs Keating description of Offaly in 1998.
16. 'Babs Keating 'resigned' as coach because of illness and fatigue. The players were sick and tired of him' Offaly fan in 1998
17. 'And as for you. You're not even good enough to play for this shower of useless no-hopers' - Former Clare mentor to one of his subs after a heavy defeat
18. 'Babs Keating was arrested in Nenagh for shaking a cigarette machine, but the gardai let him off when he said he only wanted to borrow twenty players' - Waterford fan after 2002 Munster final
19. 'They have a forward line that couldn't punch holes in a paper bag' -Pat Spillane on the Cavan football team
20. 'Meath players like to get their retaliation in first' - Cork fan1988
21. 'Meath make football a colourful game-you get all black and blue' -another Cork fan 1988
22. 'Colin Corkery is deceptive. He is slower than he looks' - Kerry fan
23. 'Life isn't all beer and football...some of us haven't touched a
football in months' - Kerry player during league campaign 1980s0 komentarze 884 dni
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Funny things
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.
"Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry....we can't hire you."
"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"
"Really? Great! Show me!"
So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.
"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over, the country!"
"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"
"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"
"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"
A little boy runs up to his mom.
'Mommy, am I deformed?' he asks.
'No,' replies Mom, 'Of course not. Why do you ask?'
'Because I only have one weewee,' says the boy.
'Honey, men only have one weewee,' says Mom.
'But Daddy has two!' exclaims the boy.
'Hah, no, Daddy only has one. Believe me, I know,' says Mom.
'Nuh uh,' says the boy, 'Daddy has 2. A regular one he goes peepee with, and a great big one he brushes the babysitter's teeth with.'
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Sayings
As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
About as welcome as a fart in a telephone box
About as subtle as a flying brick
She's got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum
She's more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs
As tight as a Camels arse in a Sand-storm
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher
As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market
He's as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
She's seen more ceilings than Michelagelo
As useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse
His nose is snottier than a frog in a blender
Uglier than a hatfull of assholes.
This guy is all foam, no beer.
As worn out as a cucumber in a convent.
About as useless as a jam sandwidch to a drowning rabbit.0 komentarze 926 dni
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23 tygodnie temu
Ali Kiernan
and iv after been iin the sea three times swimming blind without my daily beach patrol updates on where sharkie and george are now! how do u expect me to come back in one piece woman??!....wait a minute i get it! u dont! that'll be ur revenge for me leaving u for this beautiful sunny place where all i do all day is sit by the pool n decide what il have for dinner or where we'll go out that nice.....fait enough
any newsies lady friend?? xx
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Sarah H Gill24 tygodnie temuHi Jackie
Docs took Keeva off ventilator this morn and it went well. She is awake and recognises Val & Ro. They are very happy.
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Sarah H Gill25 tygodni temu
Hi Jackie
Not sure if you got Vals txt Tues nte re: docs considering putting Keeva on auto., heart. As of yet we still havent heard what their decision is. So I assume their giving it time to see how she reacts on the new drugs. Will let you know if anything changes.
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Ri25 tygodni temu
good stuff....sher will have a great nite....cocktails....mmm.....cnt wait!!!! thanks ill need al the luck with a job fingers toes and boobs crossed for me yip we do have alot to celebrate...ill bew 24 in July too....were gettin old xxxx cya soon babes.....tell henry i was asking !!!!xx
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26 tygodni temu
Ri
Wicklow....jasus thats some trek for ya....but sher your right if it was Dublin it would be about that gettin into town...well im delighted for ya hun....we have alot to celebrate....well im goin to apply for my mam's job but sher there is no guarantee...a few jobs have come up in Dublin and there is that new school opening in Naas beside Kilashee....i would love that the school loves awesome!!! Great i cant wait for the session now.....COURT HERE WE COME!!! no goin home early now tell Henry its gona be a late one
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26 tygodni temu
Ri
aw pet that is great news....HAPPY DAYS....told ya things would work out!!!! we have a lot to celebrate so.....WHOOP WHOOP!!! Where's the job hun???Aw great your up for it...ye you better get your dancing shoes ready girl were goin wild xxxxx
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26 tygodni temu
Ri
hey pet.....home in 2 weeks!!!! AHHHHHHH the madness!! was talking to nat yesterday were goin to organise a nite out in Naas...me you maebh and nat! hope your up for it!!!! cnt wait to see ya all....let me know when suits ya think nat is goin to organise it!!!x
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33 tygodnie temu
Ri
hey pet...ah your hooked now youl be goin to tigers every sat nite...its a great spot and if you can get a good crowd goin its even better!!! glad you enjoyed
8weeks left....counting down the days so hard to settle after the break....it only flew....roll on June!!! hows the job hunting goin??? deirdre still has no work...it madness the country is gone to shit!!! hows henry? sorry i no i planned to text when i was home but i was only home for the week and its hard to see everyone but will organise i nite out in Naas when im home for old times you goin to punchestown...im ragin im goin to miss it!!!! xxx
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Timmy Gorman33 tygodnie temuHey thanks, so hows things, haha ya iam sure it will!!!!!
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35 tygodni temu
Louise Tutty
this was what i found when i opened my inbox:
Hello!
I am a lady I found you hear /www.iliveindublin.com and picked interest in you.
My name is Rita. I wish to be in love relationship with you
and may be discover ourselves as real partners for life
My address is rita.kuru@yahoo.com If you feel interested write me through the contact.
I will be happy to see a good responds from you
Thanks and remain blessed
Yours in love, joy please contact me with my email address rita.kuru@yahoo.com i will send you my photo i love you.
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37 tygodni temu
Ri
hey hun so good to hear from ya....had the most amazing day on sat in Cardiff...the atmosphere was incredibly...apart from breaking my camera i had a blast....great day to be irish...dont no how i managed to get back to swansea in one piece
so is o'connells the new local now ah pet i no you must be goin out of your mind but something will come up for ya just keep the chin up and the boobs out were is maebh working now...god im awful at keeping in touch...im home on the 8th for a week so ill give you a text will meet up for the chat...have so much to fill you in on....have to say i miss the council big time....so stressed its unreal thank god not long left now!!!! miss you
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42 tygodnie temu
Louise Tutty
I hate hate hate ur skin!!! "The fuckin more???" smith, come on, ur a lady
however, i love love love this pic mwah ha ha
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56 tygodni temu
Sarah Malone
Hey hun I just couldn't get past the pink scarf!!!!! You know my feeling on pink wearing hahahaha check out my pictures was trying to attached it but tyhe stupid computer wouldn't let me do it!!!
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59 tygodni temu
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Valerie Byrne Nee Hudson61 tygodni temuHow you fixed to meet up for lunch the sat after this
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James Roche65 tygodni temuwell jackie how the hell are ye,have ye been keepin it quiet these days,cause never c ye out any more,so how was the summer for ye did ye head away on hols.
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Valerie Byrne Nee Hudson65 tygodni temu
Will u be out for rigs bday sat night mrs?
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Karl D66 tygodni temuhow was your hols
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71 tygodni temu
Anna Ward
Hey missus soz i mised ur bday....i am so confused about everythin...ok so ur 26? ha ha ha only joking....we need a session....
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Rob Walsh 0 odpowiedziJust to let u know im celebrating my coming of age!!!
Would be great if you could join me!!
Date: August 30th
Place: Poulaphuca House
Time: 9:00
Free Bar from 9:00 - 9:01!!!!!!!!
Bus leaving Blessington Square @ 9.
Let me know if ya can make it!!
Cheers!
Rob
This is the best i could do in lines of sending you a card. sorry it so late but it came from oz, and how you know how slow it is sending these things.
Darragh Meade 0 odpowiedzi