1) Thats not right................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.............. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man...............................
 . Dum Fuk
5) Small horse.................. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat
9) Its very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King

ME...i do....i think shes a wonderfal woman an upper crust of delightment...When u watch her slowley and erotically smoothers whole meal bread with warm honey sweetend hazel nut chocolate spread delectably with her soft moltern browned hands, and as she bends forward to really knead that bread, tanterlising men with her large powdered breasts....

i find Nigella absolutly empowering as she glides threw the kitchen to show us(me) how to create exquisite foods, i almost feel its not food!....its Art!

How can one think about food when this godess is dirtying her self in the kitchen for not just hers, but for my wealthfare and DOMESTICATION, as Nigella once put..."for all you naughty puppies out there", that was really one time when i felt she was actually talking at me...!
I really do fill that sometimes when nigella really stirs a mixture and binds it altogether, she does it with such emotion i can almost smell her through the tele, watching her as strictly beats it to a soft paste and just throws! it into the oven to cook, 'just like how she like it from her men' well mixed, pastey and to giv her a good roasting!(Nigella never fails and always tells us how she likes it!)

One series i liked is when she would make fresh jam and throughout the whole program nigella would suck the varnish from every finger, sometimes i just imagined her near at the end of the series just to smash everything from her side board and provocatively sprawling her naked bodie over the work surface awaiting for someone to just coat her in all that naturally Nigella made humas!

Have you noticed how well she speaks!..isnt it the most angelic thing youve ever herd...she teaches english too...she takes you quite literally through it..."hold my large round Breasts(Noun) while i stir(Verb) in your lovely chicken(Noun) stock to thicken(Verb) the paste that that lies within!...:Now my lovelies i could just eat(Verb) u all up!"

Nigellas methods to cook always to me seem a bit hard core, ive noted in every series that at one point she will turn and un-naturally stare for a bout 10 seconds at the camera with the hornest look and the head slightly tilted for that added effect, almost reading every males mind thats watching at that time...she has this vixen stare that just strips you naked and imtermatley plays with your sexual desires, how does she do this, how does she get away with eroticly playing with her food like that to the public, like when she would sample everything she throws into her dish even men from the audiance....(corrrrr i wish i was one)

Just look at the way she giggles and secretly pushes 'cwor zonts 'down her top and asks did you see that it must of been a fly, NO NIGELLA! you want me to perv hypnotically at them exquisite breasts of yours while you make sexual jesters at the camera while sucking your fingers, are you really allowed to bend over and show your floral knickers like that and the slight pushing of your soft camel toe......against that tight arsed skirt of yours!


ill leave adur until i have seen your new show you filthy turn on of higher quarters..sexy bitch get yer dirty snatch out!..thank u...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L57Bcm...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BLpU37...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gtcHar...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=F2j5RZ...

ENJOY!!!

FUCKING WHEYYYYY MOTHER FUCKERRRRRRSSS...!

It was the fucking bollocks, the first time ive been and well, im now hooked, its gona be a constant stream of piss from me as the excitement wells up from my insides as the next one draws closer, it was riming at all sides with hardcore ravers, a melting pot of diverse people some with three legs some even on all fours!

i enjoyed my self so much that at the end of friday night i wanted to drop to my knees and crawl back to my tent crying, ...one sec.... friday now that was a massive day to remember so much appened i couldnt truely write it all as a blog, it would have to be told as a story in a gold gilded book and be sold titled tels gulivan travels!...LMFAO...its good to have gone and experienced this as a newbie hatchling with family Lee, tam, tash, stue, and lee, thanks for a wicked time greg and luck top geezers, all you need mates is a dash and sprinkle of salt and pepper and youll go down lovely...LOL.....Tash the caring and sweet elvin of the group out to slap u down in plasters and TCP and just goes hysterically mad raving in front of you like a ritualistic dance then calms like nothing ever happened, you are the nuts girl!

stu..! u just cant get enough of him, in short your the squirrels bollocks mate, every time i looked at this bloke i just wanted to rugby tackle him into the mud, this bloke ere is another force to be reckoned with like my bruva,passionate,charismatic and a fucking larf...

..Lee C champion of the night bruv, you are the geezer, you are the cream of the cake mate,a sound bloke with little bugs of joy just crawling all over you, you got me on such a buzz i was spitting uncontrollably with excitement! we went out and finished it up on saturday night and of course BRUVVVVAAAAAA LEE BOE...all i can say to you is.."NICE ONE BRUVVVAAAA!!!", this wont be the last mate im telling you now, your are the true meaning of a bruva and you know our to avit larg you fucking lesbian hater..i fucking love u.....

in all luvas GG was just wot its sez on the tin, !!!....THE FUCKING BOLLOCKS....!!!! and if you like MUSIC THEN FUCKING GO YOU BUNCH OF DEAF BITCHES AND SORT YOUR SELFS OUT!....

LUV ME you SHEERRRLAAAGS!!!