Cian O'Donnell
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- from Dundee for now, Galway for life!!
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DURFC Christmas dinner, well what to say! Booze, strippers, wrecking the refurbished Apex, chased by police. . . . .
When Life gives you lemons...
...Shut the fuck up and eat your god damn lemons
"Liquor up front
Poker in the back"
-Kitkat Chunky-
A man goes to a Statoil garage late at nite and says to the girl at the window 'can i have a kitkat chunky' the girl walks off and returns with a kitkat chunky. 'No' says the man, 'i wanted a normal kitkat you fat cunt'
"END WOMEN SUFFERAGE" -- haha Genius
Chocolate makes your clothes shrink, FACT!!
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Brilliant!!
Kitkat Chunky...
A man goes to a Statoil garage late at nite and says to the girl at the window 'can i have a kitkat chunky' the girl walks off and returns with a kitkat chunky. 'No' says the man, 'i wanted a normal kitkat you fat cunt'
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Went into Apache pizza on Monday, ordered the pizza as usual, then some fella with a moustache asked me the tricky question-
"Will I cut it into 4 slices or 8??"
Kind of caught on the hop, i replied-
"Better just cut it in 4, I could never fecking finish 8!"0 Comments 519 days
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Impressive Chat Up Lines
Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
I just shit my pants. Can I get into yours?
Man: we better get you out of those wet clothes
Women: what?
Man: [licks his finger an wipes it on her dress]
Man: those wet clothes
Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and
flex) To the gun show!
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you
notice that I noticed you too
Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (reach up and gently
squeeze her nose) BEEP. (If she laughs, she's yours; if she looks at you
funny, apologize.)
Good news, the test results are negative!
HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from
afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Lindsey?
He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!
WHATS A NICE GIRL LIKE YOU DOIN IN A PERVERTS MIND LIKE MINE?
Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
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If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my cock in your ass.
What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It's arse!
Q. Why dont blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog
Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!
Q: Why is advice so cheap?
A: Because supply always exceeds demand.
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
Whats best about shagging Twenty - Eight year olds?
There is Twenty of them!
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
If at first you don't succeed...
Don't Try Skydiving!
Muhammed Ali:
If you ever dream of beating me... you better wake up and apologize.
Bob Dole:
When it's all over, it's not who you were. It's whether you made a difference.
Vince Lombardi:
Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is.
whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door....
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you
Every 10 seconds a woman is giving birth, she must be found and stoped
You laugh at me because I'm strange I laugh at you because your stupid!
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-- Mark Twain
If music be the food of love, play on.
-- Shakespeare
Chocolate makes your clothes shrink!
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
-- Edward Flaherty
I can resist everything except temptation.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Daragh C9 weeks agoHows scotland a wee lassie
any craic with yousssssss
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Marie Cawley12 weeks agohey ya its been good i was off last week and off this week 2, aw ya deadly ya give us a shout were both back to work next week but we'll work something out!
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Black As White13 weeks agowell cian its shane its my 21st in fagans on the 29th of agust hope to c ya there
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Sean T Guinan15 weeks agowell howya now? ya headin over tonight , nt lukin 4wrd 2 it but sure has 2 b done, r u over as wel ?
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Marie Cawley15 weeks ago
cool well give us a txt wen u decide
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Marie Cawley15 weeks ago
ya u must we'll have another night out in da velvet
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Marie Cawley15 weeks ago
aw dats a pity at least u'll have a break when ur not studying, not really now im heading to london for a few days da week after next so a bit of da touristy thing and shopping of course
hows all in galway?
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Marie Cawley15 weeks ago
hey, im good now how u keeping wen u back to college?
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Thorny15 weeks agoyeah im round galway
best of a bad bunch to be in
how bot urself
like ur profile pic did thta ball r woteva u lukin at cum down yet?!!! -
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Emma Muldoon18 weeks agoO my god that was nice of im least you had time ta sober up... Ta heading ta the hole on friday nite for a while but only havin one or to tho not even going bringin out my id.. Ow bot you whats the plan?
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Emma Fitzgerald20 weeks agooh cool lucky u got the job its unreal the lack of dem. still in nu look borin. ave not seen ya out and about
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Emma Fitzgerald20 weeks ago
well hello hows u long time wat u at for the summer
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Fearghas Simpson20 weeks agoSappenin bigyin! Summer's been epic so far, weather's been crackin last few weeks so that's all you can ask for really! Back to Dundee in a couple of weeks for a resit but i'm kinda lookin forward to gettin back anyway. When you thinkin of headin back?
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Brian Connolly22 weeks agohow ya cian! ar ya home long? im getting on grand now these days! just finished college there 2 weeks ago and i havent found any work yet so im just sittin around doin fuck all! any craic with u?
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Levi McNamara
Oh what somewhere is south china.. crazy!! sounds swwweet tho!
Ya i know how the time flys aye, i cant believe it.. i have been gone now 6 months, and it feels like just yesterday i was walking down shop street. I hardly got to see any of ya when i was home, i didnt plan on going back to auz so quickly... Dont know when i will get home again now that im startin college... -
Chris O'Callaghan23 weeks agocool a buala ill mail ya my no. again just in case see ya sat nite dude
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Chris O'Callaghan23 weeks ago
can u play poker man? bout 7 of us or so play every thurs at my gaff ur welcome to call up 2moro few beers few smokes!
barry got hitched jesus game over for him def make sat anyway shud be a good gig, have u my no. man?
duno wot itfs ment ta be??still wickd drunk and luv it, sundays best..off to get me sun sun!! mayb its ment ta be a smily sun man!!
Fiona Rhatigan 0 Replysa close up of warty noras wart.it's leaking.mmmmmmm yummy
Ryan Holian 0 Replyssorry man there gonna 2 b fuckin huge!!!! oh nd i even gave ya a cocaine strip!!!! oh nd ur gonna 2 b pissin fuckin fire balls aswell!!!!
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