Majella McGee

Majella McGee
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  • Lid sinds: March 2006
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Over mij

Me, Myself, and I
Me and Martin at his 21st! Before all the boozing started!
Mijn wederhelft
Lorna Bertles

Lorna Bertles

She's a lunantic ya gotta love her!

Music
Anthing you can dance to. Saw Tiesto at Millstreet, best night of my life! Do like a bit of hiphop and R&B, rock on!
Films
Shawshank Redemption, Pride and Prejudice(the old one).Not a big film fan really but love the old classics. Anyone ever heard of Cat Ballou?
Sports
Anything at all, love to watch tennis, badminton, basketball, gymnastics. Not a big fan of soccer, running around for 90 minutes when ya might not even score! WHATS THE DAMN POINT IN THAT!
Scared Of
Spiders, have a tattoo of one but DO NOT put one near me. I love looking at them, once they're dead, can't take live ones.
Happiest When
Sleeping and partying ya can't beat a good old party these days. Since Club C has been renovated i can see alot of late nights in my future!
Hate
Being away from Damien, getting up in the mornings, old women with umbrellas in Cork (they'll take your eye right out), buggies in crowded places, people who stroll in the MIDDLE of a busy footpath, work, rain, cold weather etc......you catch my drift!!!

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    • How to Shower-the differences are so true!


      How to Shower Like a Woman:
      Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket
      according to whites and coloured.
      Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
      If you see husband/boyfriend along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
      Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental
      note to do more sit-ups.
      Get in shower.
      Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
      pumice stone.
      Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

      Wash hair again to make sure it is clean. Condition hair with
      grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil,! leave on hair for 15 minutes. Wash face with crushed
      apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of
      body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Mr Muscle Bathroom. Get out off shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Check entire body for spots,tweeze hairs. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband/boyfriend along the way, cover
      any exposed areas.

      How to Shower Like A Man:

      Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
      Leave in a pile.
      Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife/girlfriend along
      the way, shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound. Look at manly physique in the mirror. Admire size of your knob and scratch your arse. Get in the shower. Wash your! face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your
      hands and let the water rinse them off. Make fart noises (real or artificial)and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. Spend
      majority of time
      washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap. Shampoo hair. Make shampoo mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry-off. Fail to notice water on floor. Admire knob size in mirror again. Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor,light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife/girlfriend,
      pull off towel, shake
      knob at her and make woo-hoo noise again. Throw wet towel on
      bed.

      0 Commentaren 1036 dagen

    • Typical!

      Ireland

      Only in Ireland... Can a pizza get to your house faster than an
      ambulance

      Only in Ireland... Do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens
      to the counters.

      142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new
      shirts.

      58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
      screwdrivers.

      13 Irish have died since 1996 by wateringtheir Christmas tree while
      the fairy lights were plugged in.

      Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker
      pulling accidents

      101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys
      pulled out of the soles of their feet.

      18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
      cigarette in their mouth.

      A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last two years
      after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

      5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of Control
      Scalextric cars.

      AND finally......... In 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skull whilst
      throwing up into the toilet!

      1 Commentaar 1048 dagen

    • Go on Billy!

      Billy Connolly's 14 things I hate about everybody

      1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
      where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
      when I ask where the toilet is?

      2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room
      for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
      channel manually.

      3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
      F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

      4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
      Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
      this? Who and where are they?

      5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I
      paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.

      6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a
      choice there, did you sunshine?

      7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
      there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
      must have been something before it.

      8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest
      damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?

      9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
      yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*b head?

      10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
      what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

      11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
      really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

      12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
      image I really didn't need.

      13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
      insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
      McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a
      McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.

      14. When your involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'
      Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

      0 Commentaren 1075 dagen

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    • Xx Regvita Xx
      luv Xx Regvita Xx

      Some love hunni for you :D
      How's things with you?
      Love life? :D
      xxxxx :* :* :* :* :*

      6 weken geleden
    • Rona Derry
      Rona Derry

      my neighbors saved THE HOUSE from forclosure after they read http://www2740.0news.org.thecitychro... ..they are so relieved

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    • Emily D
      Emily D

      so allergic to being back wanted another week

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    • Jamecca
      Jamecca

      HEY DID U HEAR THAT THEY ARE GIVING AWAY SAMPLE PACKS OF MAC MAKEUP!? VISIT MacMakeUK.com TO GET ONE FOR YOURSELF OR HER BEFORE THEY RUN OUT! karlik

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    • Jamecca
      Jamecca

      HEY DID U HEAR THAT THEY ARE GIVING AWAY SAMPLE PACKS OF MAC MAKEUP!? VISIT MacMakeUK.com TO GET ONE FOR YOURSELF OR HER BEFORE THEY RUN OUT! asgharza

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    • Jamecca
      Jamecca

      JUST CHILLING BY THE POOL WRITING THIS! I JUST LOST 8 POUNDS IN A WEEK AND A HALF BY TRYING THIS NEW PRODUCT! IT REALLY WORKS CHECK OUT WeightGreat.com EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT! massimil

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    • Xx Regvita Xx
      luv Xx Regvita Xx

      hey hunni.. how are you? long time no speak.. i just thought ill share my love with you :D xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      28 weken geleden
    • Emily D
      Emily D

      back to reality with a bang :)

      30 weken geleden via Mobiel
    • Trina Croston
      luv Trina Croston

      hi darling hope u got over in one piece. mind the sun dnt want to be looking at a roasted pig across from me wen ur bak :L :L one dwn only 8 more to go :)

      31 weken geleden
    • Roman
      luv Roman

      hey majella, how's life, eh, can you send me those gay pictures of me whenever you get a chance please :) littletuttyfruity@gmail.com, cheers (do not post them here xD) bleh, i am kinda swamped with exams etc, losing hair again hehe :) btw if you up in cork during the week i'll give you a cd ... which is playable kk, hugs.

      33 weken geleden
    • Emily D
      luv Emily D

      ah its great not to have to go to work :)

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    • Emily D
      Emily D

      for the fall i had in december

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    • Elaine
      luv Elaine

      Oh lovely... what part ye going to and when ye going??? Awww ye'll have a ball. anything is an improvement on cobh anywhere and the sunshine will be fab......

      35 weken geleden
    • Elaine
      luv Elaine

      so where are you off to on your hols??????

      35 weken geleden
    • Emily D
      Emily D

      i know my baby is getting too big too fast. And in the good tradition of ian being away iv started painting the house again

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    • Emily D
      Emily D

      hey mrs how was the weekend? James is wearing the outfit you got him today. Hes still a little no the skinny side but after gettin fierce long cant believe he was two months last fri

      37 weken geleden via Mobiel
    • Xx Regvita Xx
      Xx Regvita Xx

      heya.. no didnt watch it, we had christenin to go to, on saturday, so came home on sunday, done a bit house work and then went to see my mum, so didnt get chance to look at it... we'll have a look sometime :D How's work?
      xxxxx

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    • Emily D
      Emily D

      whatever about the food but id be devastated over the fags

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    • Emily D
      Emily D

      james is great still an angel. Doing nuthing really. Just watchin alex demolish the feckin house

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