Ooh! Aah! A cow a cow!
I know! I know! I know! I know!
That cow! Should not! Be wea-ring shoes!
But! Still! He just conti-inues!

that cow has shoes
they hurt him when he moos
it gives him the blues
but he wears them cos theyre sexy!

Oh no! Theres water in his shoe!
Squelch! Squelch! Uncomfo-rtable for you!
That! Must rea-ly hurt his da-da-doo!
But! Still! He just conti-inues!

that cow has shoes
they hurt him when he moos
it gives him the blues
but he wears them cos theyre sexy!

c-c-cooooow yeah!
c-c-cooooow ooh!
c-c-cooooow hmmmm!
Sh-sh-shooooes! Yes!

that cow has shoes
they hurt him when he moos
it gives him the blues
but he wears them cos theyre sexy!
SEXY COW SHOOOES!

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,"that's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator

8.Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask
if they have an appointment.

9.Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.

11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits
with the passengers.

12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

15.Swat at flies that don't exist.

16.Tell people that you can see their aura

17.Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask,
"Got enough air in there?"

20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce,
"I have new socks on."

26Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"

27.Fart loudly then exclaim "Not I said the wolf"

28.Jump up and down then look at the floor and shout " let go you idiot "

29.Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then laugh and say "beat you again Mr Elevator."

30.Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls
whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger's direction

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
DONT CONSTANTLY post blogs about how you
bought somethin on ebay and about
every thinh you do!

seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
if noone guvs u luv, who cares? its just for fun! no big deal!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).