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À propos de moi: ....kid da boy... scutting of bit a for up always gemini a is i n music love n sports enjoy life my bout say to much got aint. gavin dis hey

Music: mostley techno n drum n bass .j majik , fabio. aphrodite . sub focus . pendelum . ed rush n optical , friction , baron , n hype of course..fav dj"s from da techno side of tings would be corola , clarke, p kieran , richafer hawtin , sean o mahony n billy scurry when he"s at his funkiest like dat nite in horans when every ones ears were ringing for a wk after ..nice!!
Films: anything with a bit if of stupid humor does da trick ....airplane ..dat kinda shit""
i fookin love avpd 1 n 2
Sports: soccer , hurling n hoochie spottin.. a utd fan of course
Scared Of: ever having to listen to jonny moy again .....wat a looser
Happiest When: listening to funky music of any type !
most likley to: not make any sense
if you da reader had one wish: !!!!!!!!!!????????? wat would it be !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????
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1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris
2. Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
3. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris
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4. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night
5. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
6. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
9. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
10. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

11.Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

12.CHUCK NORRIS ONCE BUILT A LOG CABIN OUT OF BRICKS

13.chuck norris is so hard he once killed two stones wit da one bird

14.Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

n finally.,., Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it

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These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!)

1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

2. I would not allow this student to breed.

3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

7. This child has been working with glue too much.

8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:

16. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."

15. "Relax , the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them awhile."

14. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

11. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

9. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."

6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

5. "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

4. "How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

3. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

2. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

AND THE WINNER IS....

1. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

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