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Exotic Maori Fulla
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Lookin' forward to the New Year... 2010 Baby!

Hardcase thing happened today, being the 22/12/2008

Walked into the bedroom this morning to greet my sexy wife who I hardly sleep with LoL
I stood in front of the mirror and flexed my lady lumps ( biceps )

She goes "Mmmmm, show me your Nuts"
( for a split second, I was gonna, but instead of revealing my manhood, I busted out my Austin Powers dance move ) Ha, that'll teach her tryna tempt me outta ma undies :L :L

Hope ya'll have a wicked New Year and pump out them...


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Peace Ya'll & Stay Fly!
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Tiger Dragon Gate - SBS Movies - World Movies - Old Classics - Came A Hot Friday - Dirty Dancing - Grease - To Sir With Love - Usual Suspects - 300 - Transformers - Ninja Scroll
Sports
Just Handball...Tia's Hand, Ma Balls!
Oh, and Touch...Touch'ing under the sheets, (with the video cam rolling on "Night Vision") haha
What Scares Me...
Well, there ain't many things that scare me, but one that stands out is 'Woman (tipping the larger scale) who squeeze into G-Strings/Thongs/Togs/Bathers when they "Know" it's 3-4 sizes too small for em'! Why put yourself through that humiliation, Tia?? :L :L :L
Happiest When...
...Well, that's an obvious one...Having Special Times With The Wife (Folding Clothes Eh Babe) hahaha
My Worst Night Ever!!
On this particular night laying with my lady. I was giving her subtle , yet, obvious hints to have "Special Cuddles." You know, the usual running my hands through her hair, the warm breath on her neck, the whispers, the wandering hands! Finally, after what seemed like an Eternity, she gave in....ha - My technique never fails me! Anyway...things get a lil heated, as they do when you're in motion. One thing lead to another, then out of nowhere, "Booom" My back literally stopped my "Groove On" I was yelling, not from pleasure, but from back pain! As you can imagine, I was frozen on all fours - motionless - shattered - gutted, you name it, I was that! What made it even worse, my wifey coudn't stop laughing and taking cheap shots at a helpless Brother, who obviously needed help. Boy was I angus (mad) I asked for help - so what does she do? She comes in with a fuckin camera! Damn woman, what's that gonna do? Her reply: what it always does - take photos. She's a Cheeky B'arch!
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    • My Bootiful Wifey LoL

      Two beautiful legs, so short and so thick, what was I thinking, I must of been sick
      Two lovely hips to increase my desire, And rounded and firm to put out the fire
      Two lovely breasts, so full and so floppy, s'all good boo, you still make me sloppy
      Two lovely arms, just aching to bless me
      With two loving hands, to soothe and caress me
      Soft, cascading hair hung down over your shoulder
      And two dreamy eyes, just to make me grow bolder.
      You were made for me, just to make my heart sing.

      Then God added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing hahaha

      Your Loving - Witty - Broke Ass Hubby
      Luff Shoo...

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    • Our New Arrival...Denim Harrison

      Today, we were blessed with a baby boy, weighing in at 8 pound 1, stretching 52 cm, with an alien lookin cone head:O :O
      His head will slowly subside in the next 24 hrs or so...:D

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    • My Bro, Dipz Thoughts....R.I.P Ma Maori

      It's the Soldier, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.
      It's the Soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
      It's the Soldier, not the politicians, that ensures our right
      to Life, Freedom and the Pursuit of Happiness.
      It's the Soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag.
      If you care to offer the smallest token of recognition and appreciation for our Armed Forces Men & Women, please pass this on and pray for our men and women who have served and are currently serving our countries and pray for those who have given the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom.

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      If you are reading this in English then thank the ANZACs

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    • Reenz
      Reenz

      Hey hey toots dont get you bloody cheeky with the wrinkle cream lol I dont need dat, yet lol but getting real friendly with my mate called black hair dye lol. they say the older you get the wiser, so I feel heaps smart today, well smarter than yesterday. Either way you be heaps wiser than me fool lol. have fun at the Tiki Taane concert next week will be choice as. will send you the details for the blackstreet after party and you guys can come down after the concert.

      Love 2 u crazy harrisons

      Reenz

      93.7fm sydney

      1 Woche her
    • Dez De Thierry
      luv Dez De Thierry

      Hey Blossom...:L :L :L

      How u doin? We all goods here in Brizzy, moved again and its awesome as!!! 3 Mums and our kids, bloody awesome!!! Good to hear from you bro, missing you all heaps. You still looking at moving these ways??? Me thinks it's time for a visit.
      Howz the famz? Give everyone big juju lip kisses for me pleeze. :L :L :L

      Much luffs, Dipz gerlz...xoxox

      8 Wochen her
    • Brent Pene
      luv Brent Pene

      Chur the Bro,

      Hope all is well with you fella's, as for us busy, busy and more busy!! Oh yea and then theres the TEENAGES Lol!!! As for me bro, still being a nerd at University, get my Degree and head ova there I think. Mihi to the whanau bro and big love from us all here!

      Brent, Sylvia and the Rugrats

      8 Wochen her
    • Sarah Poppe
      Sarah Poppe

      yep the bro still talkin shyte lol i took keani 2 beyonce went wit jarrods neice n her daughter was mean right up in vip section....he ihad a pendin add think it might have been a bro from ta but said he was 45 so i declined ill have a jack on yr page....jules told me he caught up wit youse,said jodis lookin fab but he didnt remember the bro brute bloody alzheimers kickin in...well take it easy luff 2 all xox

      8 Wochen her
    • S M I L E
      luv S M I L E

      naww
      heyy mah uncle..
      yeah yeah yaeh!! real funny uncle..
      im turning fifteen yay!!
      umm yes ive been a good girl uncle, just at a aunties house at the moment, just to have a break from the whanau.umm i dont think i was on tv uncle.did you know that other girls look like me.hehe
      yeah but i dont think i want to go to prison. thats a place for the devil.

      and uncle im always playing it kool. thats why im too kool for school..like you..hahahaha!?!

      ill make sure i will give my love to the whanau
      kay..
      and give my love to you all

      love you uncle
      god bless

      reney
      :)) :))

      9 Wochen her
    • Sarah Poppe
      luv Sarah Poppe

      hey bro wassup??? how u fullas...i finally had ajack at pics from jodis..... we all gud here, say howsit to all xox

      9 Wochen her
    • .
      luv .

      Hey dad..
      just thought id drop past and give you a comment coz havent hd a recent comment in a wk..lolss
      but i know you alwayz go on facebook so you can reply to my comment on facebook..lolsss
      wb loveyouuu

      20 Wochen her
    • SArah
      luv SArah

      hey hey...
      yeah still in sydney... working 2 jobs...studyn... getn married in jan 2010... your whanau is more than welcome to attend if your in the areas.. its gonna be back home in nz so yeah if yous are up for it let me know before then....lols. no worries if yous cant make it... all good...kinda late notice...but all is well and i hope it is good with you too...xxx honey

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    • Jess And Ev Church
      luv Jess And Ev Church

      Chur cuz that be da meke anytime kare just rock up all good our whare your whare chur take care my brutha and later bods

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      .

      noooo
      going on ow!lolss:P
      i know i sleep walk and sleep talk but fart
      huh??
      you fart out bubbles..:))










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    • SArah
      luv SArah

      hey pal,
      how u doin, just dropt in to say hi xxx honey

      24 Wochen her
    • Jess And Ev Church
      Jess And Ev Church

      Chur cuz yeah mean back home cuzzy two pigs on our 1st hunt paui kutai for breakie dis morning yumyum na we moved home cuz and loving it ev still slim but i making up in that department well my bro you s take care keep in touch if your ever down sth otago styles we hook up for a hunt or dive chur mean maori church whanau out

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      .

      SHUT UP!!
      WELL ATLEAST I DONT FART WHEN PEOPLE COME OVER TO OUR HOUSE...
      AND PLUS WHEN I WOKE UP THERE WAS NO PILLOW ON MY FACE. o_O

      24 Wochen her
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      .

      hey daddd..
      how are yuu?
      lonq tym no comment..8)
      i thought id comment you bcozz your last comment was last wk ago..lolss
      and can youu send me sum..
      iiloveyouuu!

      24 Wochen her
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    • Adrian Broughton
      luv Adrian Broughton

      yeah bro we chose that name before we left q,hill. thanks 4 da big up's "g". how ya been bro, hows da whanau "g", all good i hope. we got a pad up here now bra so u tia & da whanau will have 2 come up 4 a holiday. we live on da mid north coast bro on da beach.anyway "g" much luv 2 u tia & da kids bra...peace out...

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    • Reenz
      Reenz

      Hey Brother Toots how you doing. Just letting you know dat you will be babysitting on the 6th of June lol but thought I would post details up for da peepz dat stalk your page lol. Catch up with you soonish aye because I need a good laugh and Also I need to come over to burn da vid you got of me doing a boat race in Kal. Talk about shame arse lol. Now dats what i call blackmail material. lol

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    • T.I.A.
      T.I.A.

      Ewww No thanx....

      Can you find someone sexy to do that for me please xxx

      I'm pretty sure I'll appreciate it more :P

      30 Wochen her