- MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN

JANUARY-----------I KICKED
FEBRUARY---------I PUNCHED
MARCH-------------I ATE
APRIL---------------I MADE OUT WITH
MAY-----------------I SLAPPED
JUNE----------------I BEAT UP
JULY-----------------I DREAMED ABOUT
AUGUST------------I KISSED
SEPTEMBER--------I FUCKED UP
OCTOBER-----------I KILLED
NOVEMBER---------I b***h SLAPPED
DECEMBER---------I RAPPED ABOUT

- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON

1--------MY NEIGHBOR
2--------MY EX
3--------MYSELF
4--------YOU
5--------A HOE
6--------A HOBO
7--------A MEXICAN
8--------SPONGEBOB
9--------A LAWN MOWER
10-------MY EX
11-------MY BOYFRIEND
12-------A TREE
13-------A PREP
14-------A PICKLE
15-------A HOMO
16-------A FOOTBALL PLAYER
17-------A WHITE BOY
18-------A SPOON
19-------A LESBIAN
20-------A SEXY b***h
21-------A BANANA
22------- A GOTH
23-------HIM/HER
24-------MY TRUE LOVE
25-------1000 PEOPLE
26-------A NOODLE
27-------p-diddy
28-------A GANSTER
29-------MY BEST FRIENDS BOY FRIEND
30-------MY FRIENDS PANTS
31-------MY UNCLE

- COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT

WHITE---------BECAUSE THAT b***h STOLE MY TACO
BLACK----------BECAUSE IM EMO
PINK------------BECAUSE IM BALLIN
YELLOW--------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
TIE DIE------------BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT s**t
GREEN----------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL
PURPLE---------BECAUSE I CAN
GRAY------------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTA
NO SHIRT OR IN A TOWL------BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
ORANGE--------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL.
RED-------------BECAUSE I GOT HIGH
TEAL------------BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK.
BROWN--------- BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHATEVER I WANT.
STRIPED--------BECAUSE UR MOM SAID SO
TURQUOISE----BECAUSE I LOVE HIM/HER
TAN-------------BECAUSE HE WAS FINE
BLUE---------BECAUSE IM IN LOVE
OTHER----------BECAUSE IT WAS ILLEGAL

I ATE A LAWN MOWER BECAUSE THAT B***H STOLE MY TACO.
(Some how that kinda makes sense)

~Michael