Daztart
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Garçon, 39,
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- de Perth, Scotland
- Statut sentimental : Marié(e)
- Visites sur le profil: 875
- Membre depuis: March 2007
- Dernière connexion: Il y a 10 semaines
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- À propos de moi
- Hey Crazy People my name is Darren, im currently placed in Perth with my Loveing wife!! and my pup, pics to be up loaded on this site.
Going to be a daddy again (shiting myself)!!!
Any Questions Just Ask!!!
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- Music
- Pretty Much Anything!!! That Catches My Ear...
- Films
- Anything That Catches My Intrest..
The 300, The Return, The Crow 1 2&3, The Cursed, Troy, Gladiator.(epic movies)
etc...etc...etc...etc...etc..
.etc... - Sports
- Rugby, American Football, Golf, Ten Pin Bowling, Rockclimbing, Ab sailing, Scubba Diving, Snow Boarding, Kyacking, Hillwalking with mutts Anything off the cuff will try it one then again and again ...........
- Scared Of
- Ex Wife!!! && Blood Sucking Spiders!!!
Belive It Or Not Hights All Though I Do My Best To Over Come That One!! - Happiest When
- In Good Company, Reading Books, Out Walking The Mutt, Tinkering On My Trike & ot on the bike.
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1.Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. What do u like best about me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
15. Could you ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
17. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
18. Anything 2 say b4 u go ?2 commentaires 828 jours
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RULES FOR WEDDING CRASHING
Rule ..1 - Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own.
Rule ..2 - Never use your real name.
Rule ..3 - Never confess.
Rule ..4 - No one goes home alone.
Rule ..5 - Never let a girl get between you and a fellow Crasher.
Rule ..6 - Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.
Rule ..7 - Blend in by standing out.
Rule ..8 - Be the life of the party.
Rule ..9 - Whatever it takes to get in, get in.
Rule ..10 - Invitations are for pussies.
Rule ..11 - Sensitive is good.
Rule ..12 - When it stops being fun, break something.
Rule ..13 - Bridesmaids are desperate - console them.
Rule ..14 - You're a distant relative of a dead cousin.
Rule ..15 - Fight the urge to tell the truth.
Rule ..16 - Always have an up-to-date family tree.
Rule ..17 - Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night.
Rule ..18 - You love animals and children.
Rule ..19 - Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it.
Rule ..20 - Always have an early "appointment" the next morning.
Rule ..21 - Definitely make sure she's 18.
Rule ..22 - You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime.
Rule ..23 - There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there's enough women to go around.
Rule ..24 - If you get outted, leave calmly. Do not run.
Rule ..25 - You understand she heard that but that's not what you meant.
Rule ..26 - Of course you love her.
Rule ..27 - Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close.
Rule ..28 - Make sure there's an open bar.
Rule ..29 - Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again.
Rule ..30 - Know the playbook so you can call an audible.
Rule ..31 - If you call an audible, always make sure your fellow Crashers know.
Rule ..32 - Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse.
Rule ..33 - Never go back to your place.
Rule ..34 - Be gone by sunrise.
Rule ..35 - Breakfast is for closers.
Rule ..36 - Your favorite movie is "The English Patient".
Rule ..37 - At the reception, one hard drink or two beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher.
Rule ..38 - Never hit on the bride! It's a one-way ticket to the pavement.
Rule ..39 - The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor.
Rule ..40 - Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you're "sweet."
Rule ..41 - If there is a cash bar, bring your fake war medals. You'll never have to buy a drink.
Rule ..42 - Try not to break anything, unless you're not having fun.
Rule ..43 - At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough to wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing.
Rule ..44 - Create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the girl you're after. But don't talk about it.
Rule ..45 - Always remember your fake name!
Rule ..46 - The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising."
Rule ..47 - You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church.
Rule ..48 - Make sure all the single women at the wedding know you're there because you've just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancee.
Rule ..49 - Always work into the conversation: "Yeah, I have tons of money. But how does one buy happiness?"
Rule ..50 - Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women.
Rule ..51 - Always pull out in time.
Rule ..52 - Tell any woman you're interested in that you'd love to stay put but you promised to help out at the homeless shelter today.
Rule ..53 - Get choked up during the service. The girls will think you're "sensitive." Bring a slice of onion or artificial tears if necessary.
Rule ..54 - Avoid virgins. They're too clingy.
Rule ..55 - If pressed, tell people you're related to Uncle John. Everyone has an Uncle John.
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Hey u, do my best. We off on the 3rd. B in touch once we settled. look afta yourself, lynn, saunni and the baby.xxxxxxxx
Good thanks. Is your video at knockhill? missed the superbikes up there this year, drifting and touring cars are cool.
it was a good day and have some love back hun hope next run will be better getting my biker gear next week nice white ones xx
yeah i am,lol.i believe congractulations are in order,good for u x
hey yeh well got laptop.
Holiday was RUBBISH couldnt wait to get home!! dinna ask it was pure hell. Yeah was gonna get in touch but to be honest i was having such a rubbish time i dint wanna c any1 really, i'm bk down xmas time so if ur around we'll catch up?? Hows married life? hope u guys n r doing gd. xxx
love love love to you both and hope today goes without a hitch! Have a fantastic day!!!! kay.xxxxx
Hey dad how are you? Thought you'd put your wee hobbie up xx
Hiya. thanks for the add.
hows you?
oh wow thats great news congrats good for you i know things will work out great. im so happy for you. good luck to you both well done
Hey hows the plans for the wedding going? Not seen or spoke to you for ages!!!! xx
hi darren how are you? hope everything is good in your world.not sure what else to say but just stay happy and take care ok my friend.
Congratulations, finally making you an honest man! Glad to hear the job is going well. Blair is literally a law unto itself!!!
hey stranger, everything Gd here kids being horrors and i'm being as well behaved as ever
how r u guys? hope ur well. x
hey stranger hows things? things Gd up in windy shetland, leading a Very Very quiet life, well its the school hol's just now so its not actually that quiet. lol, Anyway hope ur well gorgeous, speak soon x x
Hi Daz, all is well. Family are fine, baby is doing well. Are you enjoying the new job? How's the trike? Reub
hey yeah things going gr8! i've found a new man! i'm smiling :-) :-) hope ur doing well. speak soon. x x
Hey there gorgeous. Howsz life treating you? Hope all is well. Can't complain here. Hope to hear fae you soon. Never do nowadays. Speak later, luv Karen xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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hello there handsome! hows things wi u? things seem to be going Gd up here so far so Gd hope it lasts. anyway hope ur well! speak to ya soon. have sum love just for being u. x
Hello you big tart!! well we have finaly got our flights booked we arrive at 1.30 on the saturday morning god kyle is going to be in a foul mood but never mind i am sure sunshine and efes will cure that problem.
What time is it you and lynn arrive if it is not in the middle of the night i will come up to the hotel and have a drink waiting on the bar for you
Love from us all x x
hey there daz,hows life for u these days,good to see you well,take care.g