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Paddy Ronan

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  • from dublin
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i'm bringing hippy back
Me, Myself, and I
think it's about time i update this :L i'm paddy , i live in clondalkin but i'm from drimnagh , i live with me girlfriend and me little son who's called paddy too ha me girlfriend bernie is a nutter but i love her anyway :P ;)

well seeing as how bebo is dying a slow shitty death i do be on facebook more http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/... but i'll still be around on this cos bebos gonna rise from the ashes one day and i can stop using that piece of shit facebook :L :L :L :L



Toradh Caithimh Tobac - Bác ........ But Not Me I'm Too Cool
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lots of different stuff within reason , i wouldn't be a boyzone fan etc :L
Films
quentan taranteno is my fav director and prob robert de niro is my fav actor so stuff like that really ....... oh and comedies , ya gotta love ron burgandy , i watch most stuff truth be told i mean what sort of person writes the name of every single film they've liked ... ever :L :L :L
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it is yeah
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sex and the fuckin city and anyone who doesn't think Gaz is a cracker
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The Other Half Of Me
Bernie Keogh

Bernie Keogh

my baby momma lol xxx

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Are you scared of creepy creatures?: nah , we're all gods children haha
Are you scared of cockroaches?: no
Do you get scared in the dark?: more so in the light
What is your favorite day of the week?: friday
Your dream car: vintage merc sl with the gullwing doors
Your dream vacation: to the dam haha i must go before i die
In your next birth, you would love to be: me again , i rock haha
In your past birth, you must have been: short of breath towards the end
Your favorite pizza topping is: bacon
How many kids do you want to have?: maybe two
Last TV channel you watched: more four
What are you wearing right now?: comfy grey bottoms and a hoody
What do you wear at night in bed?: a smile haha
Your favorite toy in childhood: sam , my teddy with no legs and a mad floppy neck
How many teeth do you have?: enough to turn me into a fat cunt ha
When did you last visit the dentist?: never
Which toothpaste do you use?: colgate professional
Your preferred toilet paper brand: the evening herald hahaha nah i don't care really its gonna get covered in shit
Three things you can: skins smokes and hash
If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be: that dude from lost , he'd be invaluable
Your dream celebrity date: amy winehouse (pre or post smack)
Do you believe in aliens?: depends what ya mean by aliens , i beleive we ain't the only live in the whole universe
Do you believe in ghosts and such?: no
Favorite cocktail: long island ice tea if i'm rich black russian if not
Favorite fruit: pears
Favorite flower: lily
Have you puked at a party?: manys the time
You would love to get a tattoo done on your: nowhere , ain't my thing
Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting?: lots a times
Do you cry easily?: yeah
Do you swear a lot?: yeah
Favorite body part in the opposite sex: face
Corniest pickup line used by you on someone: would you like some corn ha
Corniest pickup line someone used on you: i don't get chatted up cos i'm ugly hehe
What: pato
What: paddy
Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents?: yeah
The food you hate to eat: turnip
Your favorite breakfast cereal: wheetos
Do you have any pets?: no
If yes, describe your pets: invisable
Which is your favorite holiday?: wexford (cos i'm poor)
Have you ever been drunk out of your mind?: twice this week alone
Ever been in a car accident?: yeah
The boy band you secretly listen to: n'sync
The body part you would love to get pierced: none
When did you last diet to lose weight?: can't say i've ever dieted
What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?: light a smoke
Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet?: i used to but now i play bejewled on my phone haha
Are you in love with someone these days?: yes , bernie my lil cutie
Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb?: no
Has anyone slapped you on the face?: yeah but only me ma i think
What is the color of the underwear you are wearing?: black
Which is your favorite underwear brand?: next
What is your favorite denim brand?: sonetti
If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be: remus uomo
Your first cell phone was: an 088 motorola staffer
Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone?: talk
Are you a sensitive person?: yeah
Would you go for a one night stand?: have done before
The romantic movie you like most: romeo and juliet
The action movie you like most: pulp fiction
Do you believe in heaven and hell?: no , but i do believe in an afterlife
Which is your most memorable trip with friends?: wexford
Which newspaper do you read daily?: the star
The magazines you like to read: top gear , car
Your first job was: loungeboy
Did you have a best friend in school?: yeah
Which email service do you use most?: hotmail
Have you ever walked to save money?: i've walked cos i had no money haha
Where do you shop for clothes?: wherever really
What was your pocket money as a kid?: fiver a week
Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone?: no
Do you like taking stupid surveys like these?: yeah or else i wouldn't be doing this one moron haha
If yes, do you have too much free time?: you can never have too much free time
One memory you wish you could erase: thats a bit personal for a bebo survey ha
Any sport, you are really good at: none
In your purse, you keep a photo of: a wallet lol
Do you take any medicine daily?: yeah , for my epilepsy
Have you ever lied about your age?: whan i was tryin to get served in the offo ha
The last person you kissed was: bernie
The last country you visited: england
Do you need music while you are studying?: only thing i study is beths tits on dog the bounty hunter
A song you loved as a kid: three little boys
Any kiddie song you still remember: weila weila whallia
Habits you hate in others: constant chatter , not being able to chill and stay silent like
On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey?: one , i've yet to come across an obnoxious survey haha
One habit of yours, you wish you could change?: i like all my habits otherwise they wouldn't be habits
Do you brush twice a day?: yeah
How much time do you take to get ready in the morning?: bout five minutes
Are you a day person or a night person?: night
Your favorite cartoon character: peter griffin
Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime?: most of the time ha
Any word or sentence you repeat often: make a joint someone
Describe your computer monitor: bout 15inch , flat panel in a stunning silver with a cheeky speaker on either side
One book you are dying to read: jeremy clarksons new one
One movie you are dying to see: gran torino
One music album you are dying to hear: oasis new one
How much time did you take to complete this survey?: bout ten minutes
Don: i think askin was it obnoxious was stupid haha

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  • The Jagermeister Scooter

    The Jagermeister Scooter!!

    How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought, "How on earth did I get home?" As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to your house.

    The answer to this puzzle is that you used a "Jagermeister Scooter".

    The Jagermeister Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to the drunk by Bacchus, the Roman God of Wine. The Jagermeister Scooter works in the following fashion - The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the "slurring gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects this pheromone and sends down a winged Jagermeister Scooter.

    The Scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a Trans-Dimensional Portal. This is not cheap to run, so a large portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment. This answers the second question after a night out, "How did I spend so much money?"

    Unfortunately, Jagermeister Scooters have a poor safety record and are thought to be responsible for over 90% of all UDI (Unidentified Drinking Injuries), such as bruised legs, stubbed toes, scratched hands and a sore spot on the top of your head.

    An undocumented feature of the Jagermeister Scooter is the destruction of time segments during the trip. The nature of Trans-Dimensional Portals dictates that time will be lost, seemingly unaccounted for!
    This answers a third question after a night out, "What the hell happened?" With good intentions, Bacchus opted for the REMIT (Removal of Embarrassing Moments in Time) add on, that automatically removes, in descending order, those parts in time regretted most.
    Unfortunately one person's REMIT is not necessarily the REMIT of another's and quite often, lost time is regained in discussions over a period of time.

    Independent studies have also shown that Beer Goggles often cause the Scooter's navigation system to malfunction thus sending passengers to the wrong bedroom with the wrong person, often with horrific consequences.

    Jagermeister Scooters come equipped with Thump-A-Lot boots (Patent Pending). These boots are designed in such a way that no matter how quietly you tip-toe up the stairs, you are sure to wake either everyone else in the house or your downstairs neighbours. Special anti-gravity springs ensure that you bump into every wall in the house and the CTSGS (Coffee Table Seeking Guidance System) explains the bruised shins.

    Don't forget the on-board heater, which allows you to comfortably get home from the pub in sub-zero temperatures, wearing just a small outfit for the ladies or for the men no jacket. Jagermeister scooters.........the wonders of modern technology.......

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    1.Slept naked? ye

    2. Taken a shower with someone? yup

    3. Kissed a member of the same sex? yup

    4. Drove a car? ye

    5. Stole anything? yes

    6. Been in love? yeah

    7. Been dumped? hell yes

    8. Stole money from a friend/family member? prob lol sorry

    9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? ye

    10. Been in a fist fight? ye

    11. Snuck out of your/someone’s house?yup

    12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? yes

    13. Been arrested? yeah but i wuz framed hahaha

    14. Hugged a stranger? yeah

    15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yeah

    16. Left your house with out telling your parents? ye

    17. Had a crush on your neighbour? yes

    18. Skived school to do something more fun? ye

    19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? yes

    20. Lost a friend? yea

    21. Been on a plane? no

    22. Been to an island? yh

    23. Slept in until 3? yh

    24. Love someone or miss someone right now? yea

    25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yup ... good times

    26. Made a snow angel? yeah

    27. Played dress up? at halloween

    28. Cheated while playing a game? ye

    29. Been lonely? ye

    30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? yeah

    32. Felt an earthquake? no

    33. Touched a snake? yup

    34. Ran a red light? yeah and nearly crashed lol

    35. Been suspended from school? yeah

    36. Had detention? yup

    37. Been in a car accident? yeah

    38.Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? yeah

    39.Used a fake id? nope

    40. Crawled through a window? ye

    41. Been lost? yh

    42. Been to the opposite side of the country? yeah

    44. Cried yourself to sleep? yeah

    47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yeah

    48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? ye

    49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yeah

    50. Kissed in the rain? yeah

    51. Sang in the bath? yeah

    52. Shagged in a park? full sex no a bit of slap and tickle yeah

    53. Had a dream that you married someone? yeah

    54. Glued your hand to something? yep

    55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? nope

    56. Ever gone to school partially naked? no

    57. Been a cheerleader? no

    58. Had more than twenty boy/girl friends? no

    59. Didn't take a shower for a week? yeah haha

    60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? yep i'm a chicken

    61. Played chicken? yeah

    62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? no

    63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? yeah

    64. Broken a bone? ye

    65. Been easily amused? yh

    66. Laugh so hard you cry? yh

    67. Mooned/flashed someone? yh

    68. Cheated on a test? ye

    69. Forgotten someone's name? yh

    71. Done something dumb while drunk? yup

    73. Blacked out from drinking? yes

    74. Played a prank on someone? ye

    75. Gone to a late night movie? ye

    76. Made love to anything not human? what was that slut of a sheep saying lol

    77. Failed a class? no

    78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? yeah

    79. Smoked pot? hell to the yes

    80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? yeah when i was younger

    81. Celebrate the 4th of July? no

    82. Thrown strange objects? ye

    83. Felt like killing someone? ye

    84. Thought about running away? did run away

    86. Got a piercing? left ear and nipple

    87. Cut your own hair? ye

    88.Got a tatoo? not yet

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After initial success in Europe, he achieved fame in the USA following his 1967 performance at the Monterey Pop Festival. Later, Hendrix headlined the iconic 1969 Woodstock Festival.

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1.What is your name?
paddy

2.How old are you?
26

3.Who are your best friends?
all the drimnagh lads

4.Do you have a bf/gf?
yes and shes sexy

5.Are you happy with your life?
is anyone really ??

6.And your love life?
yeah

7.What's one thing you want right now?
some weed

8.Are you currently missing anyone?
yes

9. have you had a gf/bf in the past month?
i've had one for 18 months

10.Have you had a gf/bf in the past 6 months?
see above

11.When was the last time you went shopping?
saturday

12.What's your msn screenname?
cen.tr.ifical@hotmail.com

13.What's your bebo username?
centrifical

14.What phone have you got?
nokia 5310 xpress music

15.What time was your last text message received?
19:54

16.When time was your last text message sent?
dunno i don't save sent messages

17.What does the 5th message in your inbox say?
here

18.Who is the 10th contact in your phonebook?
me Da

19.Do you get along with your parents?
hmmm

20.How many siblings do you have?
3

21.Who makes you happy?
lots of people

22.Are your family close?
yeah

23.Are you in love?
yes

24.How many times have you gotten drunk?
how mant hot dinners have you had haha

25.Ever tried drugs?
yes and they float my boat

26.Do you want children?
yeah

27.Do you believe in yourself?
i used not to but then someone took my photograph and i could deny it no more

28.What age do you want to get married?
????????????

29.How do you want to die?
i don't if it's a choice

30.What are your fears?
having a fit while doing something dangerous , losing family and moths cos i hate them

31.What's your favorite place to go shopping?
a shop

32.Do you think you have ever been in love?
i know i have

33.Answer truthfully, do you care what people think of you?
i honestly don't care what most people think of me but i like to be liked

34.Have you ever punched someone in the face?
yeah

35.What are your views on abortion?
it depends on your situation but i have strong views on telling people they absolutly can not have one

36.Do you smoke?
yeah

37.Who in your close family smokes?
everyone lol

38.Which do you prefer, pink or purple?
pink

39.How many pets do you own?
none

40.Do you prefer touch-screen or button phones?
button

41.IPod or iTunes?
neither

42.Do you own an MP3?
on my phone but i don't have a seperate one

43.Do you own an iPod?
isn't an iPod an MP3 ????

44.If you do, what type of iPod?
the invisable kind

45.Who do you get along with most, boys or girls?
girls i'd say

47.What do you think of beyonce?
the same as she thinks of me

48.Do you watch skins?
nope i stick skins

49.How often do you lie?
 
not often

50.What is your favorite style of music?
changes but i'm partial to a bit of blues guitar at the mo

53.Have you seen dirty dancing?
yeah

51.Look to your left, name 3 things you can see?
curtains radiator extension lead

52.How many people, on average, do you text each day?
none

54.Do you prefer 50cent or Jay-z?
jay

55.Have you kissed anyone named Josh?
not that i know of

56.Do your parents live together?
no

57.Are you a virgin?
no

58.Shopping or cinemas?
either/neither

59.What colour are your curtains?
white with black and red flower yolks

60.How many messages have you sent from your phone? (You can check via settings, calls, time&cost, message counter, or something like that)
couldn't be arsed checking but not many i reckon

61.What's your favorite alcoholic beverage?
miller if i'm being good shots if i'm not

62.How long have you known the 3rd person in your top friends?
since he was a nipper

63.Have you enjoyed this quiz?
yeah suppose , i ain't got a semi or nothing but it killed some time

64.Anything to say before you go?
little chrissy is it ??

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Car: old merc sl
Actor: will ferrell
Actress: angelina jolie
Animal: spider
Color: pink
Cuisine: italian
Food Item: steak
Person: bernie
Drink: j.d no ice
Song: clair de lune
Book: true crime
Movie: pulp fiction
TV Show: never mind the buzzcocks
Quote: fuck it
Sport: darts lol
Sportsperson: christiano ronaldo
Sports Team: man utd
Ice Cream Flavor: cookies and cream
Music Band: the pink floyd
Season: winter
Vacation Place: amsterdam
Video Game: gran turismo
Music Gadget: my phone
Music Album: frank (amy winehouse)
Juice: ribena
Website: bebo
Hobby: gettin stoned
Holiday: wexford
Bird: bernie haha
Fruit: pear
Restaurant: subway lol i ain't posh
Magazine: top gear
Candy: eat a yolks
Clothing Brand: gio goi
Fragrance: Jean Paul Gaultier
Number: 8
Day: friday
Month: october
Country: ireland
City: dublin

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