***"Im Joe Byrne. Go fuck yourself"
***"Ah now!"
***Joe Byrne is really a method actor called Steve Johnson who is totally dedicated to playing a character called Joe Byrne.
***Joe Byrne burnt down the canteen so he could rebuild it in one day to joe-standard...he's just biding his time...
***Chuck Norris is really Joe Byrne in disguise.
***Chuck Norris wears Joe Byrne pyjamas.
***Joe Byrne wants to be Joe Byrne when he grows up.
***Joe Byrne doesn't get wet by water. Water gets Joe-d.
***On the fourth day, Joe Byrne invented trad music.
***Joe Byrne knows what Willis is talking about.
***Joe Byrne knows how much wood a woodchuck chucks.
***Godot is waiting for Joe Byrne.
***Joe Byrne can kill two stones with one bird.
***Joe Byrne can have his cake and eat it.
***Joe Byrne doesnt get frostbite. He bites frost.
***Joe Byrne can believe its not butter.
***If at first you dont succeed, you're not Joe Byrne.
***Things dont happen to Joe Byrne....Joe Byrne happens to things.

On this day, the 20th of December 2008, i was introduced to the amazing, spectacular musical genius of Jason Mraz, and i can only thank for this, one Richie Harte, musician, science student and native of the county of Carlow (dont hold it against him). Because of the impressive music tastes of this guy who i am proud, and honored to call my friend, i have discovered an archive of music that is the stuff of legends. Richard Harte, from the bottom of my heart (harte..pun!! pun!!) thank you. I am eternally grateful for this. I owe you one.

.....that oughta hold the little S.O.B.

Ya happy now Richie?????? Is that enough credit for you?????? Hmmmm??

(Me 2 katia) "Drink it if you want but dont blame me when you die!!"
"Come young grasshopper, we have far to go..."
"Just when you think that your outta luck, don't worry, drink toilet duck!!"
(Shauna) "Fish have muscles??"
(Me to Páraic) " Coz im twelve and you're seventeen...shit..."
(Dee) im not an adult, i just hate christmas eve!! (Paraic) You're the devil!!
(Dee) they said lewis armstrong couldnt get to the moon n now he's up there laughin at you!! (me)...his name's louis... (dee) ...you CORRECTED my JOKE???
<later Dee repeats joke to our cousin Donal> (Donal) Wasnt it Neil Armstrong? (Dee) Yeh thats the joke coz Lewis Armstrong plays the saxaphone. <Donal> Actually he plays the trumpet.
"Im not purring, that was my stomach!!"
(Paraic) Why would you want ham flavoured water?? Deep Riverrock: Ham.
(Donal-cousin) _reference 2 seamus guitar playing- its like ballerinas...dancing...up a guitar!!!
(Me) "we'l eat his fragile litl mind l8r!"
(katia) "I cudv went 4 a wandom rander!"
(da) my phones upside down, i cant text anyone!!
(Me reading Micko's bebo name) Bbpstickman...buh buh puh stickman... buhbuhpuhstickman... buhbuhpstickman...(Dee) Its Beatbox Police stickman!!!!!! (mentioned it was stickman because he was the drummer in bbp...)
<the next day> Omg!! I get the stickman part now!!! Coz he was the drummer- (Dee) I said that yesterday!!!!!!! (me)...oh...rite...
(Kid on a French Film) Go and eat raw worms! (mmmhmm, yuuummmy!!!)
(Katia) "I blame Eilís!!" (me) "That's MY name!!" (...ah...rag week...)
eilis: ''Katia, are u saying im not a boy anymore???''

5 a.m....walking down a road...
''oh look a mouse!''
everyone stops and looks at the mouse....walk 10 metres.....
''oh look a rat!''
......another 10 metres.....
''oh look a duck! see we can tell from the plumage that-''
''YES WE KNOW ITS A DUCK!!!!!!''

''and thiiiiiis iiiiiiiis the laaaaaaast time ill.....riiiide ur maaaaaaaaaa!!!''
'eh..WOT????'

'howd u like your coffee?"
''IRISH STYLE!!!!!!!''

''anyone wana carry me??"

'katia, was that u i just saw being carried down d road??''
''em....eh......noooo......''

eilis: "lets go for a wandom rander!"

''WHY ARE YOU SKIPPING??''

eilis "He's really good at playing odd people..maybe he's an odd person"

"If we're still alive in the morning we'll know we're not dead"

"We're gonna dance heeheeheeheeheehee!!!!!"

Coke/Cock
Random Conversation in my house....
Me: "Pass the coke."
Katia: " Yeh we like cock dont we!!"
Me: "...actually i asked for the coke..."
Katia: "...oh..right..."

Later...
Katia: "Bottled cock?"
Me: "Ooh like pickled or in brine or something..thats what they do when they bottle stuff usually isnt it??
Katia: "No! Bottled cock! Cock in liquid form!"
Me:"What??"
K: "Like what if it was in liquid form, like a bottle of coke? Cept itd be a bottle of cock!"
Me: "Then i'd want it in me!! lol"
K: "Me too!! Threesome!! You me and a bottle of cock!! lol"

Lesbianism
Me: "Id almost become a lesbian cept i dont like girls!!"
K: "Yeh...probly the downside of being a lesbian when you're straight..."

Jared Leto...
(Youtube video called Jared Leto Naked)
Katia + Dee: View it view it view it!!!!!!
Youtube video did not in fact contain Jared Leto naked. Only topless. And ended with "Thanks for watching Jared Leto's tight abs"...
Me, Katia, Dee: "WHAT??? False advertising!!!!!!!!!!"
Me: Thanks for watching his tight abs?? Watch my tight ass bitch!!!!
Dee: ...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!
Me:...sorry...

Paraic- "some meat for you, some fish for you...and here you go,you can have some leaves! nibble on those ya little bastard!!"

Séamus- " you cant catch me, im the gingerbread man!!!!"
me- "why would i wanna catch you?? You're ginge!!!"



more will follow...