This is gonna get really personal, you ready?
Suppose...

The last person you kissed does she/he love you?
Well it wud b a little weird if they did!!

Have you spoke too any of your exs today?
Nope

Whats the relationship between the last person you texted and you?
Lorraine... Nuf sed!

Do you miss your past?
No

Is there anybody that you wish you could fix things with?
yeh

Do you wanna take anything back from your past?
Yep

Ready to get really deep now?
No. Go away.

Your parents are Divorced/??Married/??Seperated?
Married

Whats your least favorite word?
Can't tink of 1

How many people did you have "strong" feelings for in 2009?
0

Hows your relationship between yourself and your parents?
Depends on my mood.

Have you taken anyones pants off recently?
No

Do you think someone will repost this?
Probably not...but I bet Sharon is readin it..

Are you happy with life?
most of the time

Could you cry right now?
Yeah...

Do you like the color orange?
it's alri i suppose...

How late did you stay up last night and why?
Pretty late cz i kept gettin woken ou of my sleep by d lads needin 2 be let in!!

Ever kissed anyone 18 or older, if yes who?
Yes... a few ppl...

Math or English?
English

When was the last time you saw your father?
Monday mornin

When was the last time you cried really really hard and why?
couple of weeks ago... was very sad 4 a number of reasons

Does it take a lot to make you cry?
no

Have you ever told anyone you were okay when you really weren't?
Yeah... all d time!!

Do you know what your name would have been if you where opposite sex?
No

Do you have any twins in your family?
Yep

Who is, your mothers, father, wife's, sister?
Peggy and julia

Did that confuse you?
4 a second

Have you ever talked on the phone in the shower/??bathtub???
No

Do you just want to yell in someone's face right now?
Nah... dares no1 here anyway...

Was today a good day?
Yep

Relationship status: Single, taken, complicated?
Single

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you said something to?
Kev

Do you believe that you can change for someone?
Nah

Are you close with your siblings?
I suppose..

Are you open about your feelings or closed?
Depends on the matter at hand.(how smart does that sound!?! )

Think of the last person you told "I love you" to, did you mean it?
No

Last year, do you remember who you liked?
Yep

Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
Nope

Do you wear socks to bed?
Yeah...i have to cover up my toes!

You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life,what is it?
tea

Have you ever been nice to someone who treated you like shit?
Yus..

Don't tell me lies, so where's the person you miss the most?
Ah sure i suppose it wud have 2 b Steph and d babies... Dare at home sittin around cryin over how much day miss me!!

Do you miss the way things used to be between you and someone else?
no

Is there a specific moment you can replay in your mind perfectly?
Hahaha yeah

Where did you get the pants you are wearing?
Dare leggins and i got dem in pennys...

Do you follow your head or your heart?
Umm...head.

Are you wearing a ring, if so who gave it to you?
Nope

Are relationships ever worth it?
Unsure about it...

Who's your last missed call from?
Aish!!

Is it usually easy for someone to make you smile?
Yeah...I actually cant keep a straight face..

Have a best friend?
Yup

Do you get along with girls?
I like to think I do, but I dont think they like me all that much..

10 Commandments of a University Student

I- Thou Shalt Nap
And God gave unto Student a great gift, the gift of napping. God said to him, You shall spend half your day napping. You shall nap in class, in your room and in your friend's room. And God said, if you don't nap, you will not be able to stay up all night drinking. And Student said, Nap I shall, and it was good.

II- Thou Shalt Get Ill All the Time
Now God said to Student, you must be ill all of the time. And student said why. And God said unto him, you shall share drinks, stay up too late, drink too much and hook up with people you don't know. Therefore, God said, you shall be ill all year round. But God said, blessed are the sick for they have partied the hardest. And it was good.

III- Thou Shalt Acquire A Nickname
And Student asked of his name, for he had heard that names often change at university. And God said unto him, you shall acquire a nickname and that is what people will know you as forever. Some may even forgot your real name, God added. And student asked if he could choose the name he was to be known by. And God laughed a mighty laugh and said to Student, he who attempts to pick his own nickname shall be called Assknuckle! And Student understood his wisdom and determined to accept whichever nickname he was given.

IV- Thou Shalt Wear a Hoodie
And then Student asked God, God how do I look like a university student. And God said unto student, you must wear a hoodie, for it is a useful garment. And you shall never wash it either. Student asked God, "What kind of Hoodie should it be?" And God said, "You shall own many of varying colours and creeds." And Student was pleased and God was pleased.

V- Thou Shalt Embarrass Yourself Online
And next student asked God of technology and how one should conduct himself online. And God said to student, thou shalt embarrass yourself online. And student was confused but God explained it to him. Said God, you will log into facebook drunk and write embarrassing things on your friends profiles. You will message people you are attracted to and then completely forget you have done so. You will post pictures of yourself that will someday be the reason you cannot find a job. And student began to weep so God took a video of this and put it on youtube.

VI- Thou Shalt Order Many Takeaways
Student asked unto God if there were any need for takeaways given the numerous recipe books he had already acquired, but God said to him, "You shall order many a takeaway, but you are poor, with little money and shall eat 8p value noodles instead of using said books." Student ordered takeaway and ate 8p value noodles and it was good.

VII- Thou Shalt Hook Up
Student then asked of sex. And God said, Student, you shall hook up and be happy. You shall go home with random people every weekend, do the walk of shame and forget about them the next day. You shall see them at uni and be awkward amongst their company. You shall exchange saliva at clubs and parties and it will be good. And Student became gleeful and said 'giggity, giggity' and it was good.

VIII- Thou Shalt Join a Club and Never Go to Meetings
Student inquired of his spare time and God reminded him that he should be napping. But Student said he wanted to do other things. So God said unto him, you shall join a club at the beginning of the semester, but then never go to meetings. And Student asked why he should not go to meetings, and God told him, because the glee club is gay. And Student understood His wisdom.

IX- Thou Shalt Wake Up Confused
God said to Student, there will come many a day when you shall wake up in the bed of another and not know where you are. You will not remember what you did last night and you shall be confused. You will see that you have nipple rings and a tattoo now and are covered in marker pen. And Student was disturbed by this, but God said, you shall tell great stories about it to your friends someday. And Student understood and God took

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be??

1. Open Your Library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, Etc)
2. Put It On Shuffle
3. Press Play
4. For Every Question, Type The Song That's Playing
5. When You Go To A New Question, Press The Next Button
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Opening Credits:
Rihanna- lemme get dat

Waking Up:
Christina aguilera- without you

First Day At School:
Katy perry- thinkin of u

Falling In Love:
Snow patrol- headlights on dark roads

Fight Song:
The fray- little house

Breaking Up:
Britney spears- my baby

Prom:
Fall out boy- grenade jumper

Life:
Pink nobody knows

Mental Breakdown:
Kelly clarkson- be still

Driving:
Pink- misery

Flashback:
kanye west- good life

Getting Back Together:
The fray- look after you

Losing Your Virginity:
Pink- eventually

Wedding:
Snow patrol- u cud be happy

Birth of Child:
Kelly Clarkson- where is ur heart

Final Battle:
Fall out boy- the patron saint of liars and fakes

Death Scene:
celine dion- this time

Funeral song:
Avril lavigne- forgotten

End Credits:
eminem- sing for the moment