Ever since I recall I have followed football
And ingrained in my heart are the Rangers FC
Through good and the bad times of happy or sad
It will always be Rangers for me.

For when I was a lad
I was led by the hand
Down the Paisley Road West
I will never forget
That beautiful sight
Of the red blue and white
From that day I'd be Rangers for life

And I vowed to my dad if I too have a lad
I would show him the way as he did on that day
And so now here I stand with young Lyle by the hand
After walking down Paisley Road West

For when I was a lad
I was led by the hand
Down the Paisley Road West
I will never forget
That beautiful sight
Of the red blue and white
From that day I'd be Rangers for life

There's a great sense of pride
That I feel deep inside
As I'm watching the Gers
With my father and son
And its sure safe to say
At the end of the game
Win or lose we will all follow on

For when I was a lad
I was led by the hand
Down the Paisley Road West
I will never forget
That beautiful sight
Of the red blue and white
From that day I'd be Rangers for life

Sunday we meet our destiny,
Fulfill our date with fate,
On such tense & stressful days,
Legends we create.

From Alexander to Boyd,
Behind them to a man,
Emotions will be fragile,
The joys of being a fan.

The pride of following Rangers,
Seeps from every pore,
Behind them to the bitter end...
We love to see them score

With lullabies and battlecries
Come join us hand in hand,
They'll be singing songs of praise
Across this British land.

For they might sing there songs of hate
And glorify such scum,
But we will never hear them
Past the beat of the Ibrox drum

For just one game to go now Bears
We'll be standing side by side,
For no one will ever break us
Or our Rangers pride

We will be singing songs of glory
Not worrying about the scum,
Just win the game at hand now
And the title will be won

And at the final whistle,
We will be going mad,
But the Celtic's a different story
We'll be happy because there sad

Then we will be dancing in the streets
And singing songs of praise
Laughing away at Celtic
And shouting Happy Days!!

But that is not the case yet
The work is not yet done
But after this Sunday
The title will be won

We know it is our destiny
If anything it is fate
Our 52nd title
Will pass under Ibrox gate

We pray the title is on it's way
So lift your glasses high,
For we will follow Rangers
Until the day we die

For it's the Gers that we love,
The song is warm and tender,
For we are fighting back now
With the cry of No Surrender

“WAOW MAN!!!” – Jordin
“Why is everything in farmfoods frozen?” – Ryno
“Whose deed?” – Gregor
“I really love my Gran” – Anderson
“Are you new in the house?” – Jordin/Mikey
“Commando Berd” – Jordin/Ryno
“Commando thinks-he’s-hard” – Jordin/Ryno
“Commando tap-us-a-fag” – Jordin
"Commando tell-us-the-time"
“Oh Hiya” – Gregor
“Oh….Stop it” – Anderson
“Software, Hardware” – Anderson
“Here berd gee me some paper” – Jordin
“Oh that’s lovely” – Gregor
“Bacon comes from goats” – Ryno
“Veil is from otters” – Ryno
“You’ve got lovely eyes for a blind man” – Jordin
“You’ve got lovely skin for an Albino” – Gregor
“BARRY!!!!!” – Gregor and Ryno
"REIDY!!!!!!!!!!" - Ryno
"HOBDON" - Gregor and Ryno
"Alan Partrage hows your cat?" - Jordin
"Miss have you ever tried pigeon pie?" - Ryno
"NAW ITS MA PLANNER" - Gregor
"I have bugies in various colours" - Anderson
"Anderson SHUT IT!!!" - Ryno
Tomo- "1 plus 2 =" Ryno -" 3" tomo -" no its not" Ryno- "it clearly is"
"Wart?" - Gregor and Ryno
"Naw am doing ma work its clearly highlighted" - Ryno
Miss Jones -"Classwork or homework" Ryno - "Naw donework"
"Heavy" - Gregor,Ryno,Anderson
"Where's Croaca.." - Samantha
"Wit does Bonnie mean" - Hannah
"Here see if you eat a daddy longs legs you will die" - Rachel
"A just don't really know" - Anderson
"Gregor your a downie" - my maw
"Ryno do you know what.....your ma best freind" - Gregor (when very drunk)
"Fuck sake what happend to Nials hair? Did the barber slip with the clippers?" - Gregor
"i think the light is getting off with the ceiling yeno" - Ryno
"She has got quite fat so don't laugh when she comes in" - Fraser
"OOMPA LOOMPA" - Gregor,Ryno and Anderson
"A punched him cos he wouldn't punch me back" - Samantha
"fukin fat ginge" - Gregor
"Clearly am no" - Ryno
"Naw Proove it" - Matt
"Stop crying" - Matt
"Naw" - Matt
"Come on Ryno" - Barry
"Is that icing or cum on your tits?" - Ben
Temperature to get baked at?....room temperature" - Ben
"Haf 6 in the mornin aye" - Ryno
"Deed aye" - Gregor
"Naw a never fell" - Ryno
"Why Would You" - Gregor and Miggy
"OH MY" - Gregor and Miggy
"TOMMY COYNE" - Conlon
"RYNO'S BURD!!!!" - Miggy
"Here all question ye if a want but miss?" - Ryno
"Fuck sake this is fake beer" - Ryno
"Innit blud" - Nuv
"Btw that boy is soooo gay" - Rachel
"IRN-BRU IS THE GOD - DJ Farky
"UUUUH YA FUCKIN" - DJ Farky
"DAISEY" - DJ Farky
"Mix it M8" 0 DJ Farky
"This is fake business" - Ryno
"Ryno Darra" - Gregor
"She just sausage rolled off the bed" - Ryno
"AW NAW ITS THE JETWASH" - Ryno
"mwahaha" - Megan (FINALLY)
"my greens are jean"- Megan (when steamin)
"i dont care if i get done for for assault but one day i am goin to punch you square in the face" - ugly dick stu doc
if u can think of any other funny and legendary sayins please leave a comment and i will add it