Chris Stewart

I have an inferiority complex, but it's just a little one.

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  • Member since: March 2007
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Me, Myself, and I
My way more than average life consists of spending time with my 2 girls, my family and my friends. Pretty much in that order.

I have a sprightly demeanour, a goofy sense of humour, laugh very easily, but can be a grumpy b@#tard.

I am debonair, sophisticated, have a dapper dress sense, but am not as clever as I think I am.

I am a happy drunk, can be a pain in the ar#e and lazy to a fault, but find beauty in places where most do not.

I am an inconsistent blogger, a wannabe writer, a philosophical thinker and a curious observer.

Please note that these are very much the opinions of others and in no way reflect that of my own. I am foremost a very modest and humble person.

Afterall, in the end everything is just opinion.
Music
Fairly eclectic. I like a bit of everything. Never liked one single band.
Films
Aliens, Blade Runner. Don't know if I could choose between the 2!!!
Sports
Yes
Happiest when
Always happy, unless I'm sad. Then I'm not happy.
Love
My 2 girls, my family, my friends, good company, interesting people, lots of alchohol, TV, mobile phones, movies, reading, writing, sleeping, dreaming, laughing, Aston Martin DB5, games consoles, well...gadgets, well...anything with buttons you can press, rollercoasters, swimming, when you manage to reach the itchy bit, my daughters laugh.
Dislike
Intolorance, closed minds, impatience, hate, cruelty, children crying, midgies, station logos on the channel I'm watching, bad adverts, going to bed, getting out of bed, shopping with women, loud people. Clowns, clowns!!! Why would anyone invite something like that to a childrens party?!
Read my online books at
http://www.myspace.com/notebooktales
The Other Half Of Me
Pamela Christie

Pamela Christie

The wife. Ma baby x

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  • New Blog

    My new blog is now up and running

    www.thewaitingline.com

    Check it out if you've time.

    0 Comments 719 days

  • Ring a Ring o' Roses

    This is a new book I have written specifically for bebo. I may one day extend it to a novel but at the moment I like it the way it is.

    I will be serializing it to give me time to review what I have, as I'm publishing it as I go. Hope you enjoy it.

    http://ring-a-ring-o-roses.bebo.com

    The day of reckoning is upon us; no longer do we fear what may happen. It is here.

    In a desolate world, one man searches; For hope, for life, for everything.

    Please note; this has adult themes.

    1 Comment 830 days

  • Literary Den

    If you're looking for writing tips and techniques, suggestions for finding a good book to read, including booklists, book reviews and even how to post your own work. Come along and join us at:

    http://www.literaryden.co.uk

    For all aspiring writers, critics or anyone who just likes a good read.

    0 Comments 916 days

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  • Paul Carroll
    Paul Carroll

    Wonderful news, Chris! Glad to hear it :D

    And of course, feel free to submit. You're doing us a great service by editing; Christopher has no choice but to wave away the "active members only >:( rule" :L :L :L (yes, the smiley is meant to be there :L :L )

    Yeah, I'll do my best to get all the latest news to you as it arises ;)

    43 weeks ago
  • Paul Carroll
    Paul Carroll

    Heya Chris! I haven't heard from you in a while so I thought I'd drop on by and chance your Bebo. How are things?

    Also, ulterior motive here (my badness): I was wondering if you would consider being an editor again in the next Anthology? I don't to assume you're doing it, or force you into it (what with the marriage!) so I thought I'd ask.

    Take care,
    Paul.

    44 weeks ago
  • Eileen Myles
    Eileen Myles

    OI, SHOULD YOU NOT BE DOING SOME WORK THIS NOW!

    57 weeks ago
  • Mr Christopher. Esq.
    Mr Christopher. Esq.

    The Beta Version of the New Website is avaliable for testing.

    Please contact me via the forum with comments/suggestions.

    Thanks very much guys!

    Should be a big improvement on the old one!

    http://www.freewebs.com/literarydentest/

    64 weeks ago
  • Paul Carroll
    Paul Carroll

    For the sake of irony I'm going to disagree with you and say there are no opinions anymore :L :L

    65 weeks ago
  • Soosan
    Soosan

    shouldn't you be doin some work or something!!!

    75 weeks ago
  • The Gateway
    The Gateway

    CHAPTER FOUR HAS JUST BEEN ADDED!!!!!!

    77 weeks ago
  • Adam Watson
    Adam Watson

    Chris

    Thank you very much for the review of "The Solitude of Fireflies". I can understand exactly the way you felt when reading it. I know my writing can get quite verbally pretentious sometimes, and overbearing. Just my attempt to appear smart and sofisticated! Doesn't always work though ;) But I very much appreciate the fact that you read it nevertheless, as well as my other authors site. Your suggestions have been very much taken to heart.

    Anyway sorry for rambling, tend to do that alot. I shall endeavour to read your work asap.

    Keep the talent alive!

    Adam

    78 weeks ago
  • Oddville Press
    Oddville Press

    Hi, Chris. My name is Sam, and I'm a member of staff of the Oddville Press, an online magazine dedicated to bringing new, undiscovered writing talent to the forefront of the publishing world. I'm letting all the members of Literary Den know about the unique chance to become published in our e-zine. Paul has agreed to post a brochure about us in his next newsletter, but for now I thought I'd make you aware of us. Our website is www.theoddvillepress.com. We're taking submissions for Issue 1 as of now. Closing date is sometime in August, though we haven't decided on that one-hundred percent yet. If you're interested, submit a piece and we'll be happy to take a look.

    Thanks for your time.

    Sam,

    Junior Editor,

    The Oddville Press.

    79 weeks ago
  • Fairy Dust
    Fairy Dust

    I can't remember if i dropped by before,

    so urm..

    HEY!

    I'm TJ,
    Mod of the group BBW

    Just wanted to say thanks for joining us :)

    Means a lot,
    I hope you take part in the competitions as they turn up, and enjoy getting connected with other writers,

    If you need anything or just want to chat just give me a shout!

    TJ
    xXx

    82 weeks ago
  • Paul Carroll
    Paul Carroll

    Howdy. if you get this before you check your emails... check your emails :L :L

    86 weeks ago
  • Andy Walker
    Andy Walker

    Merry Christmas! Have a good one... easy on the scotch. Oh damn, yer a Scot. Ok, go heavy on the scotch!

    Boy Blunder

    100 weeks ago
  • Emlyn B
    Emlyn B

    Feel free to add me or join my author page too! ;) Hope all's well :)



    100 weeks ago
  • Emlyn B
    Emlyn B

    Hey there, thanks for your review on my author page! :) I'll try and check out your own author page as soon as i can ;)

    101 weeks ago
  • Paul Carroll
    Paul Carroll

    I'm quite good at these short debates. :D

    Modest too :P

    101 weeks ago
  • Paul Carroll
    Paul Carroll

    you're not working... I don't have to do anythiung to try distract me from anything. So mine's worse thank you very much :L

    101 weeks ago