Tom Joynson

Fuck You, Whore :D

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  • Mężczyzna, 16, Serce 77
  • z swindon
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  • Jest z nami od: March 2007
  • Ostatnio online: 1 dzień temu
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O mnie

Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
hey im tom, i live in swindon and im 15.
i rather love to act, cook, write and sometimes sing but i suck at all of them :P
if you want to know more about me then look at my blogs or maybe just speak to me.
so yeah if you dont know me read that, if you do know me then hey :D

oh yeah and i LOVE making people laugh :D
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Lewis Rogers

Lewis Rogers

Bromance FTW ! :P

Music
anything really lol but i do enjoy rock more than most kinds of music
Films
any comedy really
Likes
cooking, acting, directing, editing and all those filmy things
Dislikes
heights, insects and not doing anything i like

zamknij Pole Flash

help

MTV Cribs - Gangrene School

zamknij Blog

  • I've Done 75 of the 120 stupidest things =D

    I've Done 75 of the 120 stupidest things =D

    Level 1
    () Smoked A Cigarette (yet)
    ( ) Smoked A Cigar (yet)
    () Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (yet)


    SO FAR: 0

    Level 2
    (x) Are / Been In Love
    (x) Dumped someone
    ( ) Been Fired (yet)
    (x Been In A Fist Fight

    SO FAR: 3

    Level 3
    (x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
    (x) Skipped Class
    ( ) Slept With A Co-worker (yet)
    (x) Seen Someone / Something Die

    SO FAR: 6

    Level 4
    (x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart Friends
    ( ) Been To Paris (yet)
    (x) Been To Spain
    (x) Been On A Plane
    (x) Thrown Up From Drinking

    SO FAR: 10

    Level 5
    (x) Eaten Sushi
    ( ) Been Snowboarding (yet)
    (x) Met Someone Through Internet
    ( ) Been in a Mosh Pit (yet)

    SO FAR: 12

    Level 6
    ( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
    (x) Taken Pain Killers
    (x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
    (x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
    (x) Made A Snow Angel

    SO FAR: 16

    Level 7
    (x) Had A Tea Party
    (x) Flown A Kite
    (x) Built A Sand Castle
    ( ) Gone mudding (yet)
    (x) Played Dress Up (i love acting so i guess i play dress up alot :L )

    SO FAR: 20

    Level 8
    (x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
    (x) Gone Sledging
    (x) Cheated While Playing A Game
    (x) Been Lonely
    (x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

    SO far: 25

    Level 10
    (x) Watched The Sun Set
    (x) Felt An Earthquake
    ( ) Killed A Snake (yet)

    SO FAR: 27

    Level 11
    (x) Been Tickled
    ( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
    () Been cheated on (that i know of)
    (x) Been Misunderstood

    SO FAR: 29

    Level 12
    (x) Won A Contest
    (x) Been Suspended From School
    (x) Had Detention
    () Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

    SO FAR: 32

    Level 13
    ( ) Had / Have Braces
    (x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
    ( ) Danced in the moonlight (yet)

    SO FAR : 33

    Level 14
    (x) Hated The Way You Look
    (x) Witnessed A Crime
    (x) Pole Danced
    (x) Questioned Your Heart
    (x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

    SO FAR: 38

    Level 15
    (x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
    ( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World (yet)
    (x) Swam in the ocean
    (x) Felt like you were dying

    SO FAR: 41

    Level 16
    (x) Cried to sleep
    (x) Played Cops And Robbers
    (x) Recently Coloured With Crayons / Coloured Pencils / Markers
    (x) Sang Karaoke
    (x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

    SO FAR: 46

    Level 17
    (x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
    (x) Made Prank Phone Calls
    (x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
    (x) Kissed In The Rain

    SO FAR: 50

    Level 18
    (x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
    ( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Care About (yet)
    (x) Blown Bubbles
    (x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

    SO FAR: 53

    Level 19
    ( ) Crashed A Party (yet)
    ( ) Have Travelled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People (yet)
    (x) Gone Roller-skating / Blading
    (x) Had A Wish Come True
    ( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

    SO FAR: 55

    Level 20
    ( ) Worn Pearls (yet)
    (x) Jumped Off A Bridge
    (x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
    ( ) Swam With Dolphins (yet)

    SO FAR: 57

    Level 22
    (x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
    ( ) Kicked A Fish (yet)
    (x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
    (x) Sat On A Roof Top

    SO FAR: 60

    Level 23
    (x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
    (x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
    (x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
    (x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

    SO FAR: 64

    Level 24
    (x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
    (x) Climbed A Tree
    (x) Had/Been In A Tree House
    (x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

    SO FAR: 68

    Level 25
    (x) Believe In Ghosts
    ( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes (yet)
    ( ) Gone Streaking (yet)
    ( ) Visited Jail (yet)

    SO FAR: 69

    Level 26
    (x) Played Chicken
    (x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
    ( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
    (x) Broken A Bone
    (x) Been Easily Amused

    SO FAR: 73

    Level

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  • Staff Room sketch

    Staff Room Sketch

    Door with paper staff room sign stuck on with sellotape opens and the sign flutters, the camera zooms into the doorway and it cuts to the sketch

    Teacher 1: “hello I’m Mr. brown and welcome to the staff room of Greendown School”

    Teacher 3: “we spend most of our time here, marking books and talking about school”

    Teacher 2: “yes we do let me show you around, this is the coffee machine, this is the toaster, this is the boiler and this…”

    Presenter: “um sorry to interrupt but this is mtv cribs; it’s kind of aimed at a younger audience”

    Teachers 1, 2 and 3: “ohhhh we understand”

    The teachers rip off clothing revealing gangsta outfits

    Teacher 1: “YO READY MA HOMIES?”

    Teachers 2 and 3: “oh yeah! Mc RECIPRIKOOL in da HIZZLE!”

    Teacher one: “DIS IZ WHERE WE KEEP ALL DE MAFF BOOK ALL DE MAFF BOOK ALL DE MAFF BOOK” repeat once

    Teacher 2: “DIS IZ WHERE WE KEEP DE HISTORY, BOOKS DE HISTORY, BOOKS, DE HISTORY BOOKS” repeat once

    Teacher 3: “DIS IZ WHERE WE KEEP DE INGOLISH BOOKS, DE INGOLISH BOOKS DE, INGOLISH BOOKS” repeat once

    Head teacher walks in
    Head: “WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!? …
    Teachers look worried
    … YOU STARTED WITHOUT ME?”
    Teachers do *safe* to head

    Head: “DIS IZ WERE WE KEEP ALL OF DE HASH, ALL OF DE HASH, ALL OF DE HASH”

    Teachers: “want some blud?” light weed

    Presenter: “ok sorry but I don’t think this will work, bye guys”

    Teachers: “whateva bled!”

    1 komentarz 394 dni

  • most people also have this so as before i cant be bothered not to

    1. Whats your Name?
    2. Are we close?
    3. What do you think of me?
    4. Do you hav a crush on me?
    5. Would u kiss me?
    6. would u fuk me?
    7. Describe me in 3 words?
    8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
    9. What was ur first impression of me?
    10. Do u still think the same?
    11.. What reminds u of me?
    12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
    13. How well do u know me?
    14. What do u like best about me?
    15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
    16. Could you ever love me?
    17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
    18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
    19. whats your msn?
    20. Anything 2 say b4 u go?

    2 komentarze 956 dni

zamknij What colour best suits your personality?

What colour best suits your personality?

My result is: Blue

You are cool, calm and collected. When socialising with friends you join in but you don't over exert yourself. You sit back and relax and chill with your friends you don't like to jump around and go crazy. That's cool but sometimes you should experiment with your crazy side. You never know, you might like it!
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zamknij Are You Right Or Left Brained?

You Are Right-Brained
You are more right-brained than left-brained. You are a creative thinker who uses feelings and intuition to gather information. You enjoy art and music. Your thought process can appear illogical and random.

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zamknij Komentarze

  • Sophie.
    luv Sophie.

    heyyy :) x

    4 tygodnie temu
  • Bobbie
    luv Bobbie

    DID NOT! you offered he he lol x

    5 tygodni temu przez Komórka
  • Bobbie
    Bobbie

    cookies . . .

    6 tygodni temu przez Komórka
  • D.
    luv D.

    helloo :) ah rightt (Y)
    what colour .?x and how shortt ??
    and dont worry about it :L x

    14 tygodni temu
  • D.
    luv D.

    helloo :) you okay.?X
    writebackk :)

    14 tygodni temu
  • MH
    luv MH

    Hey, fish face(Ashleigh)'s friend here. [The one you decided to scare on msn :) ]

    Just to let you know I had that skin ages ago and it still makes me giggle :) You needed to be told

    You okayyy?

    x

    14 tygodni temu
  • D.
    D.

    ahh rightt :L
    and oh darnn i as expecting you to say no i dont have that lol :L well im logging off now so ill talk to you tommorrow x byebyee xxx

    14 tygodni temu
  • D.
    D.

    errr no i have a plasma screen tv in it now i screamed when i saw it thats how good it was did you scream when you saw yours .? prop not :L
    yes how did you find it lol .?x
    ermm its about an hour and a half away from swindon :S but i mooved to basingstoke like a year and a half ago so i havent lived here all my life just to let you know :) no love leftt :S sorry lol :L x

    14 tygodni temu
  • D.
    luv D.

    wow well i went home today so back in good old basingstoke and then i had chinese for my dinner as a welcoming thingy then i got a surprise! my mum did my room up but she didnt finish so she was a bit upset bless her lol :L ahh thats good then no more work and oh lucky you atleast you can go on msn grrrr x

    14 tygodni temu
  • D.
    luv D.

    yerhh thankyouu :)
    you .?x thankyou for the lovee :)

    14 tygodni temu
  • D.
    D.

    hellloo :)

    14 tygodni temu
  • .Ashleigh

    Tomberly, m'darling, do you have credit? :) x

    15 tygodni temu przez Komórka
  • Kam
    Kam

    :)

    16 tygodni temu
  • Kam
    Kam

    awww thanks babe :)
    lol loads of people are :L
    first kirsty now u :L
    actually thats not loads :/ :L
    u ok ?? xx

    16 tygodni temu
  • LeighLacuna 16 tygodni temu
  • .Ashleigh

    Okay darling.

    18 tygodni temu
  • luv .Ashleigh

    Place me third then foolish.

    I want to be recognised as ; Toffee, top friend of Onion. :P

    Ofcourse, you may be an ill/sick Onion, in terms of mental and physical health but don't worry, I'll still be associated with you. :)

    xx

    18 tygodni temu
  • luv .Ashleigh

    Hello Tom, my onion like friend.

    I am sat here, bored, wondering why I am not on your Top Friends.

    Hmm.. What is the reason for this? It's disgraceful. :)

    x

    18 tygodni temu
  • TheStranger
    TheStranger

    okey smokey

    where should we meet?

    20 tygodni temu
  • luv .Ashleigh

    Hello.

    I just thought I would inform you,
































    that your face scares me. :)



    x

    20 tygodni temu