__General__

1. Full Name: Dean Joseph Tune
2.Nicknames: Chooner/Tuna fish
3. Birthday: 29-03-1984
4. Place of Birth: Treliske
5. Zodiac Sign: Aries
6. Male or Female: male
7. Grade: City&Guild Carpentry/computer studies
8. School: wadebridge
9. Occupation: Wannabe Producer
10. Residence: The Love Shack
11. MSN Screen Name: chooner1@hotmail.co.uk
__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Coloring: Brownish blonde
13. Hair Length: short
14. Eye color: blue
15. Weight: bout 12 stone
16. Height: 6ft
17. Braces?: nope
18. Glasses?: nope
19. Piercings: had loads but just a flesh tunnel now
20. Tattoos: yep 6
21. Righty or Lefty: Bothy

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Kristian Hedger
23. First Award: S/west weightlifting champion
24. First Sport You Joined: Karate
25. First pet: Bubbles the cat
26. First Real Vacation: Kos-Greece when i was 4
27. First Concert: Cant remember
28. First Love: Becky Hooper

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Human traffic
30. TV programme: 2 pints
31. Colour: Yellow
32. Dj: Neophyte
33. Band: Prodigy
34. Song Right Now: Playah-The prophecy unfolds
35. Friends: Big up the wadebridge massive
36. Sweet: boost bars
37. Crisps: Twiglets
38. Sport to Play: The pain game
39. Favorite brand: Animal
40. Store: Hard to find records
41. School Subject: P.E/Science
42. Animal: Badger
43. Book: Revelation space
44. Magazine: Inter section
45. Shoes: Nike

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Lonely
47. Single or Taken?: Single
48. Have a crush: Yeah
49. Eating: Your mum
50. Drinking: those lovely juices
51. Typing: with my face
52. Online?: yeah obviously
53. Listening To: Catscan-Cre8ive response
54. Thinking About: fuck that tea is hot i think i'll wear it!
55. Wanting To: Burn down the wadebridge natwest branch
56. Watching: Paint dry (no i actually am!)
57. Wearing: No underwear

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: Got 1 already
59. Want to be Married?: to a badger
60. be straight?: for sure
61. Where do you want to live: Holland
62. Car: McLaren F1 LM

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: blonde/brown
64. Hair length: medium/long
65. Eye color: blue
66. Measurments: slim but not skinny
67: Looks Or Personality: bit of both
68: eyes or lips: both!
69. Hugs or Kisses: Cuggles
70. Short or Tall: tall
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneous
73. Fatty or Skinny: more skinny than fat
74. Sensitive or Loud: both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: sweet
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yes
79. Had Alcohol: yes
80. Smoked: yes
81. Ran Away From Home: yes
82. Broken a bone: more than my fair share
83. Got an X-ray: yes
84. Been with someone: yes
85. Broken Someones Heart: yeah sorry bitch
86. Broke Up With Someone: yep
87. Cried When Someone Died: yes
88. Cried At School: na

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: If there is then he's a mean-spirited fuck
90. Miracles: Na just coincidences
91. Love At First sight: yes
92. Ghosts: Show me irrefutable evidence and i might
93. Aliens: Mathematical probability says yes
94. Soul Mates: yes
95. Heaven: Fuck religion, fuck it right in the ass
96. Hell: haven't you been to Bodmin on a fridayy night?!
97. Angels: yes they tell me to do bad things
98. Kissing on The First Date: and the rest buddy
99. Horoscopes: No but read them anyway

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? yes

11 rules of bebo


one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under your picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!