Hey ya caught me in a coma
And i don't think i wanna
Ever come back to this
World again
Kinda like it in a coma
Cause no one's ever gonna
Make me come back to this
World again
Now i feel as if im floating away
I can't feel the pressure
And i like it this way
But my body's callin
My body's callin
"Won't ya come back to this
World again"
Suspended deep in a sea of black
I've got the light at the end
I've got the bones on the mast
Well i've gone sailin
I've gone sailin
I COULD LEAVE SO EASILY
While friends are callin back to me
They're leavin it all up to me
When all i needed was clarity
And someone to tell me
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
GODDAMN IT!!!

Slippin father and father away
It's a miricle how long we can stay
In a world our minds created
IN A WORLD THATS FULL OF SHIT

HELP ME
HELP ME
HELP ME
HELP ME
BASTARD

Please understand me
I'm climbin through the wreackage
Of all my twisted dreams
But this cheap investigation
Just can't stifle all my screams
And i'm waitin
At the crossroads
Waitin for you
Waitin for you
WHERE ARE YOU

No one's gonna bother me anymore
No one's gonna mess with my head no more
I can't understand what all the fighting's for
But it's so nice here down off the shore
I wish you could see this cause there's nothing to see
It's peaceful here and its fine with me
Not like the world where i used to live
I NEVER REALLY WANTED TO LIVE

"ZAP HIM AGAIN
ZAP THE SON OF A BITCH AGAIN"

Ya live your life like its a coma
So won't ya tell me why we'd wanna
With all the reason's you give its
Kinda hard to believe
But who am i to tell you that I've
Seen any reason why you should stay
MAYBE WE'D BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU ANYWAY

You got a one wat ticket on your last chance ride
Got a one way ticket to your suicide
Got a one way ticket and there's no way out alive

AND ALL THIS CRASS COMMUNICATION
THAT HAS LEFT YOU IN THE COLD
ISN'T MUCH FOR CONSOLATION WHEN YOU FEEL SO WEAK AND OLD
BUT IF HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS
THEN THERE'S STORIES TO BE TOLD
NO YOU DON'T NEED A DOCTOR
NO ONE ELSE CAN HEAL YOUR SOUL
GOT YOUR MIND IN SUBMISSION
GOT YOUR LIFE ON THE LINE
BUT NOBODY PULLED THE TRIGGER
THEY JUST STEPPED ASIDE
THEY BE DOWN BY THE WATER
WHILE YA
WATCH EM WAVING GOODBYE
THEY BE CALLIN IN THE MORNIN
THEY BE HANGIN ON THE PHONE
THEY BE WAITIN FOR AN ANSWER
BUT YA KNOW NOBODY'S HOME
AND WHEN THE BELL STOPPED RINGIN
IT WAS
NOBODY'S FAULT BUT YOUR OWN
THERE WERE ALWAYS AMPLE WARNINGS
THERE WERE ALWAYS SUBTLE SIGNS
AND YOU WOULD'VE SEEN IT COMING
BUT WE GAVE YOU TOO MUCH TIME
AND WHEN YOU SAID THAT NO ONES LISTENING
WHY'D YOUR BEST FRIEND DROP THE DIME
SOMETIMES WE GET SO TIRED OF WAITING FOR A WAY TO SPEND OUR TIME
AND ITS SO EASY TO BE SOCIAL
ITS SO EASY TO BE COOL
AND YEAH ITS EASY TO BE HUNGRY
WHEN YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT TO LOSE
AND I WISH THAT I COULD HELP YOU
WITH WHAT YOU HOPE TO FIND
BUT IM STILL DOWN HERE WAITING
WATCHING RERUNS OF MY LIFE
WHEN YOU REACH THE POINT OF BREAKIN
KNOWING THAT ITS GONNA TAKE SOME TIME
TO LIVE WITH BROKEN MEMORIES
THAT ANOTHER MAN WOULD NEED
JUST TO SURVIVE

MUHAMMAD ALI
JOE MEHIGAN
STEVE VAI
CALLUM
JIMMY
MICK O'NEILL
THE GUY WHO OWNS STATOIL
HANLY
DAN CARR
JEREMY COLSON
DAVE WEINER
BRYAN BELLER
ALEX DEPUE
ANN MARIE CALHOUN

[ ]"life's a waste of time times a waste of life get wasted all the time and you'll have the time of your life"- billy connolly
[ ]"the world is full of kings and queens who blind your eyes and steal your dreams"-ronnie james dio
[ ]"shutcherface"-smithey
[ ]"i might find a cave and live in it with nuthin but the bear essentials"-o neill
[ ]"to alcohol the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems"-Homer
[ ]"nothin good comes from switserland cukoo clocks and fuckin toblerones a sweety that hurts ya"-billy connolly
[ ]in reference to a cow "who was the first person to think im gonna pull on them dangly things and drink whatever comes out"-billy connolly
[ ]"why should i learn algebra i've no intention of ever going there"-billy connolly
[ ]"oh old mcdonald was dyslexic eo io e"-billy connolly
[ ]"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about the things that matter"-Martin Luther King
[ ]"rocks and stones may bruise my soul but tears will leave a stain"-ian gillan
[ ]"it might have not happened to you but it might have happened to the 2 or 3 people standing around you who's got some fucked up family life thats gonna come back to haunt them when they hit about the age of 25 and then ya gotta find a way to climb outta what ya thought was your life but looks more in your head like a fucking carwreak that no-one told you about" -Axl Rose
[ ]"Why is anger so hungry and love so blind"-Steve Vai
[ ]"theres no end to the bottom when we start to fall and no top to the high when we want to climb"-Steve Vai
[ ]"Women need to feel loved to have sex and men need to have sex to feel loved so somewhere down the line someone needs to tell a lie"-Billy Connolly
[ ]"GEELLSTON please can i suck your dick, your red tip"-Giulia nd Aaron(FUCKIN HAAAYLARIOUS but ya kinda had to be there)
[ ]"im pissed out...pissed off...shut the fuck up ginge"-by the man himself-GINGE
[ ]"Sir ya could drive a bus through the gap in your teeth, yeah if ya could see over the wheel" - Mulligan
[ ]"Is there any extra extra job" - Dan
[ ]"i think i'll get che guevara" why "cause everybody loves che guevara" -Rg Gelston (my da)
[ ]"you should really go to one of my gaf party's......... coco pops EVERYWHERE" -Jack
[ ]"is it in the middle?" "well its on the outer middle" - Jack
[ ]"The record 'Chinese Democracy' you may have is nothing short of a miracle in almost each and every way that either it or I exist, in my opinion, under the bizarre and ugly conditions of the last over 15 years." - Axl Rose
[ ]"You chose to hurt those that loved you and won't set them free" - Axl Rose
[ ]"Get it cause he has a lot of pupils" - Jack
[ ]"Dya hear the one bout the carrot who died? there was a big turnip at the wedding!" Jack
[ ]"He's on a mad one"
[ ]"You feelin brave?"
[ ]"Just break everything don't worry bout it" - Jack
[ ]"Can't feel me legs its grand" - the ledgebag of a kid in 2nd year
[ ]"Get in the fuckin car" - Dermot
[ ]"Give us a shot of your friends" - Callum
[ ]in response to the question "whats the time roughly?" "sandpaper" - Stuey
[ ]"haha looks like he's tryin to start a lawnmower" - Jack
[ ]"you've got a three second headstart startin. . . . . three seconds ago" - Stuey
[ ]"Tea, Milk, Sugar, Coco Pops, DEAL WIV IT" - Jack
[ ]"If ya can make a girl dance ya can make her.... take her pants off and dance around you're bedroom" - Jack
[ ]"Thats just fuckin stupid ya don't argue with someone bigger or stronger than ya i'd fuckin floor ya!!!" - Dermot
[ ]"She actually looks like she's made of wax" - Jack