Cheese song

Cheese is a kind of meat

A tasty yellow beef
I milk it from my teat
But I try to be discreet
Ooh, cheese.
Ooh, cheese.

Charlie

A-Charlie come, a-Charlie come
A-bubble gum
Charlie!
Burstin' your bubble like a Hubba Bubba nightmare
Charlie
Pink Mr Doom
Feel my chewy justice
Wrapping around your heart and mind and ripcage
Wrapping around your heart, your mind, your soul
We can jellico, we can jellico
Burstin' your bubble like a Hubba Bubba nightmare
Charlie come, a-Charlie come, a-Charlie...

The Moons song

He's so bright and mikly white
Shining down upon the ground
He's so bright, milky white
Shining down upon the ground

Everybody look at the moon
Everybody seeing the moon
The moon is bright, he's milky white
Everybody look at the moon

Hey! I did a song. Jupiter, I did a song. You ain't got one. Yeeah! Oh, I feel sick.

calm a llama down

Calm a llama down
Calm a llama deep down
In the ocean blue
Like a barnacle
Sitting in the tight place
Laughing at the monkey arm
Pulling like a china boy

Kara-way
Kara-way
Kara-way noise

Boing si ka semala
Boing si ka semala


Old Greg- Do you love me?

Maybe I could love you. Maybe I was lying because when you do love someone sometimes you say you don't because you're playing hard to get, playing a game.
Games?
Yeah, I was just playing a game with you.
Love games?
Thats right, love games, Gregg.

Love games?

Do you love me?
Are you playin' your love games with me,
I just want to know what to do, cause I need your love alot, oh come on now
Do you love me?
Are you playin' your love games with me,
I just want to know what to do, cause I need your love alot, oh come on now
Movin' too fast, this isn't a race.
Baby, back off, and lower the pace now.
Slow it down, give me with space,
Movin' too fast, this isn't a race.
Do you love me?
Are you playin' those love games with me,
I just want to know what to do, cause I need your love alot, oh come on now
Movin' too fast, this isn't a race.
Baby, back off, and lower the pace now.
Slow it down, give me with space,
Movin' too fast, this isn't a race.
I'm Old Gregg
I know, I think you saaaaid.
Come on, don't make me beg now..
cause I'm not your regular guy!
Don't be shy!
Do you love me?

TUNDRA RAP

Oh my God!
Ice floe, no where to go,
ice floe, no where to go,
lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundra!
Check him out!
They call him the shrew,
arms in short, in with the claw!
I"m little Johnny Frostbite,
movin" around,
freezing you up,
freezing you down like an icicle,
coming in your tent in the pink light scissor bite.
Arctic death,
infinite night.
Call me tundra boy,
because I move like an arctic lizard,
when the blizzard strikes,
I disappear like a pipe dream.
All that"s left is a gleam,
on a tent peg.
Boosh, Boosh,
stronger than a moose,
don"t lock your door, or we"ll come through your rooftop.
Stop, look round, take your mind off the floor,
cos the Boosh is loose and we"re a little bit raw!
Ice floe, no where to go,
ice floe, no where to go,
lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundra!

THE HITCHER SONG


Trapped in a box by a cockney nut job
Ave a cuppa tea
Ave a cuppa tea

Im the hitcher
let me put you in the picture
creeping in your room in the dead of night
with my solo polo vision (thats right)

Im a cockney geeza
watch me bleed ya
I knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper
taught him how to slice
I cut him up a treat

Pound your banana(two pound your pear)
Pound your banana,(two pound your pear)
Pound your banana,(two pound your pear)
14 shillings for your melons
(Oh yeah)

(Were the piper twins, Jim and Jackie Piper
cutting through the night like a windscreen
wiping you away like rain drops
dont mess with the boys)
Shut your noise

Coming in stong like a freak show nightmare
dancing skeletons,white,blue and yellow ones
moving through the shadows with the speed if a cat
and if you cross us
we"l cut ya
(you aint gona like that)

Im bad julu
I use voodoo if i choose to
I harness the power of evil to abuse you
A power, a polo, an evil magnet
were sucking up your soul
(You aint gona like that)


MUTANTS

We are the mutant race
Don"t look at my eyes, don"t look at my face
We are the mutant people
Don"t look at my eyes, don"t look at my face
Huh!

I"m not a man, I am a reject
And even if you try
You know that you can"t
Stop me with your human skills
Cos I"ve got nine feet and gills

And I can breath underwater
And I can swing from a tree
And I can do what I wanna
And I wanna be free, yeah!

We are the mutant race
Don"t look at my eyes, don"t look at my face
We are the mutant people
Don"t look at my eyes, don"t look at my face
We are the mutant race
You don"t looka like me, I don"t looka like you
We are the mutant people
We"re gonna bust ourselves right outta this zoo.


THE SOUP SONG
soup soup a tasty soup soup
a spicy carrot and coriander
[Chilli Chowder!]
CROUTON! CROUTON!
crunchy friend in a liquid broth
i am gispachio oh!
i am a summer soup!
miso miso fighting in the dojo
miso miso oriental prince in the land of soup!!!

put ur name here if u love the mighty boosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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