Craig Davies

Fat bald cunts bleed lyk pigs! Better luk nxt time fat boy!!

35 weeks ago Updated through Bebo Mobile | me too! | Reply

Add as friend
  • Male, 25, Luv 103
  • from Haverfordwest
  • In a Relationship
  • Member since: March 2007
  • Last active: 4 days ago
  • www.bebo.com/McMello_D

About Me

Tagline
--------------------------------------------- <3 <3 <3 CEZ YOU DARLING <3 <3 <3 --------------
Me, Myself, and I
Hi my names CRAIG frm haverfordwest pembs! im resident MC 4 WEST WALES'S BIGEST DANCE NITE EVENTS.. BAZOOKA!!! iv bin MC'n now for around 4yrs hosting events sush as: VOODOO (resident).. BAZOOKA.. POWER JAM.. TRIPTONIC.. RESON8.. TWISTED BEATS.. DEVILS HEAVEN.. TICK TOCK.. ARMAGEDDON.. ERUPTION & EVOLUTION

Iv hosted nights alongside some of the local, national & WORLDS BEST DJ's & Music producers
such as:

JOEY RIOT
SY
HIXXY
SEDUCTION
ALEX KIDD
LISA LASHES
BLUTONIUM BOY (germany)
DANIEL billy BUNTER
DANIELE MONDELLO (italy)
BBC radio1s KUTSKI
NINO PIPITO (italy)
LISA PIN-UP
NEO (germany)
BRIAN M v's MCBUNN
VANDAL
SWANKIE DJ
KASHI
CHUCK-E
FRISKY
CRAZY IREENE
FATMAN & ICE
JON THE BAPTIST
EXPRESS VIVIANA (italy)
ADAM-UP etc..

catch me hosting most events around pembrokeshire!

so if ya lukin 4 a place 2 go,

CUM GET PICKLED @ THE MELLO-D SHOW!

msn: mcmello-d@hotmail.co.uk
The Other Half Of Me
Cez

Cez

the best girl in the whole world.. love u baby xxx

Music
HardStyle, HardDance, FUKIN MAD 4 HARDHOUSE ##LISA PIN-UP STYLE##, Hardcore, FunkyHouse, D&B, Old school garage..Anything with an awsome bassline..

Many Of Our Critics proclaimed That Hardcore Would Be Dead By The Year 2000 However In The Year 2008 We Have Once Again Joined Together To Prove Them Wrong...
Please Raise Your Middle Finger Up To The Sky As We Dedicate This Moment To All Them Non Believers And To Tel Them Once And 4 All..
Hardcore Will Neva Die And...I AM HARDCORE TILL I DIE (", )
Films
###PORN###.. Saw 1, 2, 3..Fast & furious 1, 2, 3..
Without a paddle..Twin Town..Pulp Fiction..Trainspottin..
.
.
.
.
.

Peter Kay, max n paddys Road to nowhere (FUNNY AS FUK)
****** SOME EVENTS & CLUBS IV HOSTED AT ******
VOODOO @ MATISSE H/WEST..
VOODOO @ THE VENUE H/WEST..
POWER JAM @ MATISSE H/WEST..
POWER JAM @ THE VENUE H/WEST..
DEVILS HEAVEN @ THE WATERSIDE CARMARTHEN..
KOOLWATERS @ MATISSE H/WEST..
TWISTED BEATS @ THE VENUE H/WEST..
TWISTED BEATS @ THE MASONIC MILFORD HAVEN..
TWISTED BEATS @ JAMMOS TENBY..
BAZOOKA @ MATISSE H/WEST..
BAZOOKA @ CRYSTALS NEWTOWN..
RESON8 @ JAMMOS TENBY..
TRIPTONIC @ MATISSE H/WEST..
TICK TOCK @ ESCAPE SWANSEA..
ERUPTION @ BRECON..
Scared Of
Fuck all - i am lying of course, the world runnin out of pretty girls!!! N anything with more eyes than me (( creepy crawly fukers that can fit in ya lug hole.. lol ))
Happiest When
CUDDLED UP WIV THE BESTEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WORLD.. CEZ =)
PLayin @ local events((MC'n))... when i aint got sad fukas shit stirin in my buisness!! seshin wiv the boys.. raven it up bigstyle at boiling hot summer fests "" ESCAPE IN THE PARK"" ""WEST FEST"" ""GLOBAL"" etc... stompin it dwn on a big grass bank 2um poundin hardstyle music wiv 20, 000 people getin off my tits in the boilin sun... AV IT!!!!!!!
Fav DJ&#39;S
CALLY & JUICE, SWANKIE DJ, MCP
TRANCE GENERATORS, BRIAN M v's MCBUNN, SHOWTEK, HEAD HUNTERS, MARK EG, ALEX KIDD, LED, LISA PIN-UP, LISA LASHES, FRISKY, CHUCK-E, ANN SAVAGE, CALLY GAGE, JOEY RIOT, SY, STYLES, HIXXY,
Storm, Whizzkid, far 2many 2 mention & All the local DJ'S.. Specialy my lil partner in crime DJ TOXIC TWIN..
Things i bloody HATE!!
WOMEN WHO SAY THER GUD IN BED EN JUST LAY THER N PLAY DEAD...
Warm beer, Cheeky kids, PEDOFILES, SMACK HEADS & JUNKIES, People who open a beer at a house party n leave it 2 go flat... Y LYK???

close Playlist

close Blog

  • THIS IS SOOOO TRUE.. **** READ THIS ****

    According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 1960s, 1970s and early 1980s probably shouldn't have survived, because our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was regularly chewed and licked.

    We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles or latches on doors or cabinets, and it was fine to play with pans. When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip-flops and fluorescent 'spokey dokeys' on our wheels.

    As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or airbags and riding in the front passenger seat - or the boot - was a treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle, and it tasted the same.

    We ate chips, bread and butter pudding, and drank fizzy juice with sugar in it, but were never overweight because we were always outside playing. We shared one drink with four friends - from one bottle or can - and no one actually died from it.

    We would spend several hours building go-carts out of scraps, then go top speed down the hill, only to find out we'd forgotten the brakes. After running into a patch of stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

    We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back before dark. No one was able to reach us and no one minded.

    We didn't have Playstations or Xboxes - no video games at all. No 99 channels on TV, no videotape films, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no DVDs, no internet chatrooms.

    We had friends - we went outside and found them. We played French skipping and rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt! We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones, but there were no law suits.

    We played Knock Down Ginger and were actually afraid of the owners catching us. We walked to friends' homes. We also, believe it or not, walked to school; we didn't rely on Mummy or Daddy to drive us to school, as it was just round the corner.

    We made up games with sticks and tennis balls. We rode bikes in packs of seven and wore our coats by only the hood. The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of they actually sided with the law.

    This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem-solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have seen an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.
    And you're one of them. Congratulations! Pass this on to others who had the luck to grow as real kids, before lawyers and the government regulated our lives for "our own good".

    For those of you who aren't old enough, we thought you might like to read about us.


    And something else to put a smile on your face...
    The majority of students in universities today were born in 1986. The Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel. They have never heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Neneh Cherry or Belinda Carlisle.

    For them, there has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam. AIDS has existed since they were born. CDs have existed since they were born. Michael Jackson has always been white. To them, John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't imagine how this fat guy could ever have been a god of dance.

    They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible are films from the past ten years. They can never imagine life before computers. They'll never have pretended to be the A-Team, the Dukes of Hazzard or the Famous Five. They can't believe a black and white television ever existed. And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a mobile phone.


    Now let's check if we're getting old...
    1) You understand what was written above and you smile.
    2) You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.
    3) Your friends are getting married/already married.
    4) You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortab

    0 Comments 620 days

  • WHEN GIRLS DONT PUT OUT!!!

    ### READ THIS ITS FUNNY AS F**K ###

    This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart.

    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

    FOR EXAMPLE:

    One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

    I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

    So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

    'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

    She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

    Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

    The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

    We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

    I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
    dear, let's go to the cashier.'

    I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

    Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

    I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

    And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

    Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.


    0 Comments 663 days

  • WOT A CLASS JOKE

    A teacher asks her class, If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left? She calls on little Johnny.
    None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.

    The teacher replies, The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking. Then Little Johnny says, I have a question for YOU.

    There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream.

    One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

    The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

    The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?

    The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, Well I suppose the one thats gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.

    The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.

    0 Comments 773 days

close Youtube Super Video Box


close Video Box

help

The Tidy Weekender has Landed

close Widgets


Check out my Slide Show!
View  | Create


close Whiteboard

  • BREATHE (WEST) @ MATISSE THIS FRIDAY

    BREATHE (WEST) @ MATISSE THIS FRIDAY

    2X EVENTS: U18s & THE LAST EVER 16+ EVENT @ MATISSE!

    There will still be so many great events for people aged 16-17yrs but as of Wednesday 1st October 2008’ they will not be allowed on the premises with 18yrs & Above.

    (For More Information please e...

    Events In Pembrokeshire 0 Replys
  • VOODOO DATES 2009
    VOODOO DATES 2009

    VOODOO @ THE VENUE, HAVERFORDWEST

    FRIDAY 13th MARCH: SWANKIE DJ & KASHI

    EASTER SUNDAY 12th APRIL: CHUCK-E & MARS W

    FRIDAY 8th MAY: RHYS WILLIAMS & MCSHANE (LOTM),

    SEE BEBO FOR MORE INFO

    Voodoo Events 0 Replys
  • :( :(
    :( :(

    listened to ure bday card so fort ide draw u pic :(

    -H.C- 0 Replys

close The Wall

close Comments

  • Ilda Judon

    Check my site if you want to make money online http://tr.im/Bhnr yrshu

    4 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Elodia Ryley
    Elodia Ryley

    Will Palin run for president in 2012? Vote and win prizes! http://is.gd/4xSQN ytyrc

    4 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Questhousebudda New
    Questhousebudda New

    Sat 12th Sep - Bar Budda, Odysssey - Belfast

    1 room - 8 djs

    djs

    Reece Rodgers
    Haywire
    Bozy
    Aaron Watton
    Copy and paste
    Phunk

    and resident Colin Gent

    Funky to Progressive House

    5 quid in
    8.30 til 1am

    Hope to see you there !!

    House Music in the Odyssey ?

    Every Thur, Sat, Sun

    Comment sent from Commentor
    10 weeks ago
  • Sammy Jo
    Sammy Jo

    Hya boy hows u aint sin u in a while were u bin hidin lol.wb x

    12 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Questhousebudda New
    Questhousebudda New

    Sat 29th AUG - Bar Budda, Odysssey -
    Belfast

    OUR BIG WEEKEND

    We introduce our very special guest
    SOULSEEKERZ to join the Questhouse
    residents Colin Gent and Emo

    Funky to Progressive House

    7 quid in
    8.30 til 1am

    Hope to see you there !!

    House Music in the Odyssey ?

    Every Thur, Sat, Sun

    Comment sent from Commentor
    12 weeks ago
  • Annabellucy
    Annabellucy

    HEY DID U HEAR THAT THEY ARE GIVING AWAY SAMPLE PACKS OF MAC MAKEUP!? VISIT MacMakeUK.com TO GET ONE FOR YOURSELF OR HER BEFORE THEY RUN OUT! persechi

    20 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Brett Rees
    Brett Rees

    IM CHILLING BY THE POOL 10 POUNDS SLIMMER! I JUST GAVE THIS NEW REVITILIZER PILL A TRY AND I LOST TEN POUNDS IN JUST 12 DAYS! GO TO WeightGreat.com TO GET YOUR SAMPLE PACK TOO!! bessette

    20 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Annabellucy
    Annabellucy

    IM CHILLING BY THE POOL 10 POUNDS SLIMMER! I JUST GAVE THIS NEW REVITILIZER PILL A TRY AND I LOST TEN POUNDS IN JUST 12 DAYS! GO TO WeightGreat.com TO GET YOUR SAMPLE PACK TOO!! rudisill

    20 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Brett Rees
    Brett Rees

    HEY DID U HEAR THAT THEY ARE GIVING AWAY SAMPLE PACKS OF MAC MAKEUP!? VISIT MacMakeUK.com TO GET ONE FOR YOURSELF OR HER BEFORE THEY RUN OUT! chingfu

    20 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Annabellucy
    Annabellucy

    HEY DID U HEAR THAT THEY ARE GIVING AWAY SAMPLE PACKS OF MAC MAKEUP!? VISIT MacMakeUK.com TO GET ONE FOR YOURSELF OR HER BEFORE THEY RUN OUT! mirarchi

    20 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Annabellucy
    Annabellucy

    HEY DID U HEAR THAT THEY ARE GIVING AWAY SAMPLE PACKS OF MAC MAKEUP!? VISIT MacMakeUK.com TO GET ONE FOR YOURSELF OR HER BEFORE THEY RUN OUT! saunder

    21 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Brett Rees
    Brett Rees

    JUST CHILLING BY THE POOL WRITING THIS! I JUST LOST 8 POUNDS IN A WEEK AND A HALF BY TRYING THIS NEW PRODUCT! IT REALLY WORKS CHECK OUT WeightGreat.com EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT! mehmet

    21 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Annabellucy
    Annabellucy

    JUST CHILLING BY THE POOL WRITING THIS! I JUST LOST 8 POUNDS IN A WEEK AND A HALF BY TRYING THIS NEW PRODUCT! IT REALLY WORKS CHECK OUT WeightGreat.com EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT! pedram

    21 weeks ago via Mobile
  • DefunktBelfast
    DefunktBelfast

    Craig Davies

    SATURDAY 13TH JUNE

    @ FRAMES NIGHTCLUB BELFAST

    DEFUNKT PRESENTS

    RONSKI SPEED [GERMANY]

    [ Ireland Club Exclusive ]

    Support from:

    TERRY STEWART [MYNT]
    DJ DUFF [Stampgevaar]
    & DEFUNKT DJ’s [Audiofunk& Pedro]

    Doors 9-2am

    See you on the dancefloor Craig Davies

    24 weeks ago
  • DefunktBelfast
    DefunktBelfast

    SAT 30TH MAY @ FRAMES NIGHTCLUB BELFAST

    DEFUNKT Presents:

    BARRY MCCONKEY [Coach*]

    CIARAN McAULEY [Armada]


    Support from:

    QUIGZ
    CHRIS McELEVEY
    AUDIOFUNK [Resident]

    Drink Promos on the night!!!

    DOORS: 9PM - 2AM

    Hope to see you there Craig Davies!!!


    **Remove us as friends to stop recieving updates, thanks**

    25 weeks ago
  • Voodoo Events
    Voodoo Events

    THERE ARE TWO OVER 16 ENTRY VOODOO'S IN MAY...

    VOODOO @ THE VENUE, HAVERFORDWEST
    FRIDAY 8th MAY - HARDCORE & HARDSTYLE
    9.30pm - 2.30am OVER 16s (ID WILL BE REQUIRED)

    LAST OF THE MOHICANS (Hardcore Set)
    DAN-E-BOY (Local hero & it's his Birthday)
    BASS-KICKERS (Last set EVER from WAW & Rich)
    DARKSTYLERZ

    HOSTED by MC T-B-C

    8th MAY VOODOO FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?ei...

    THE SECOND VOODOO
    THE VOODOO MAY BALL

    FRIDAY 29th MAY @ THE VENUE, HAVERFORDWEST
    OVER 16s ENTRY // PHOTO ID IS ESSENTIAL

    VISHAUN & SNATCH (Bionic)
    RYAN-B & D-GROVE
    ED ET & DTR
    AUDIO JUNKIEZ
    LEMSKI

    HOSTED by MC MELLO-D & CRISSY D

    INFO FOR BOTH NIGHTS

    TIME: 9.30pm - 2am
    ENTRY FEE: 7 QUID ON THE DOOR
    SOME TICKETS WILL BE AVAILABLE IN ADVANCE
    AGE: OVER 16s - ID WILL BE REQUIRED

    PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD TO YOUR FRIENDS AND KEP US THE BEST HARD DANCE NIGHT IN PEMBROKESHIRE......

    31 weeks ago
  • DefunktBelfast
    DefunktBelfast

    Craig Davies

    DEFUNKT @ FRAMES NIGHTCLUB BELFAST
    FRIDAY 27TH MARCH 2009

    Presents

    BART CLAESSEN
    [ANJUNABEATS / TRANCE ENERGY]

    Support from

    Terry Stewart [ Mynt ]
    Brisboys [ Duff and Manning ]
    Plus Defunkt Djs

    9pm – 2am

    Drinks Promo's

    34 weeks ago
  • Voodoo Events
    Voodoo Events

    THE NEXT VOODOO. . . .

    EASTER SUNDAY 12th APRIL
    @ THE VENUE,HAVERFORDWEST

    9.30pm - 2.30am, OVER 16s
    PHOTO IDENTIFICATION IS ESSENTIAL ON ENTRY

    Wales' NUMBER 1 Hard trance DJ....
    DJ CHUCK-E & MARS W (Intolerance Recordings)
    &
    BALLY (Caerphilly massive)
    ED E.T & D.T.R (Voodoo)
    MR JMZ (Audio Junkiez)
    BASS-KICKERS

    HOSTED by TBC

    EARLY BIRD / ADVANCE TICKETS @ #7 QUID
    AVAILABLE FROM THE QUAY, HAVERFORDWEST from APRIL 1st, #8 QUID ON THE DOOR,

    ** NO TICKETS WILL BE AVAILABLE ON THE NIGHT **

    OVER 16s ENTRY, PHOTO ID IS REQUIRED ON ENTRY TO PROVE AGE, ESSENTIAL IF UNDER 18, MAYBE REQUIRED IF UNDER 21

    FACEBOOK EVENT LINK: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?ei...

    TO WIN HIS n HERS FREE ENTRY PASSES TO THIS EVENT, SEE: www.djlemski.bebo.com

    PLEASE SEND TO YOUR FRIENDS....

    34 weeks ago
  • Sammy Jo
    Sammy Jo

    hya stranger aint sin u in ages were u bin hidin lol?x

    38 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Voodoo Events
    Voodoo Events

    THE LONGEST RUNNING, MONTHLY, HARD DANCE NIGHT IN THE COUNTY, CONTINUES AT THE VENUE.....HAVERFORDWEST & THE ONLY VENUE WITH AN OVER 16s ENTRY POLICY....

    FRIDAY 13th MARCH....HARDSTYLE HEDONISM RETURNS
    9.30pm - 2am.....OVER 16s

    SWANKIE DJ & KASHI - (S&K Recordings, Bionic / Breathe)
    ED E.T & D.T.R (Voodoo)
    IRASHIONAL DJ (Birthday Boy) & TWITCHY
    AUDIO JUNKIEZ (Voodoo)

    HOSTED by MC SMILER

    LIMITED ADVANCE TICKETS @ 6 QUID AVAILABLE BY END OF FEB
    DOOR ENTRY 7 QUID ALL NIGHT...OVER 16s....ROAR

    FOR MORE WEB INFO:

    www.djlemski.bebo.com
    www.dontstayin.com/parties/voodoo-events

    www.bebo.com/swankie-dj-music
    www.dontstayin.com/parties/swankie-d...

    FACEBOOK LINK: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?ei...

    E-FLYER: http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/t...

    42 weeks ago