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Hev

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  • Female, Luv 228
  • from Mitcheldean
  • I am It's Complicated
  • Profile views: 1,908
  • Member since: March 2007
  • Last active: 8/14/11
  • www.bebo.com/x_Hev33_x

About Me

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Your about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican
Me, Myself, and I
Welcome to the Sarcasm Society...LIKE WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT


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(="."=) This is Bunny. Put him on your
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way to world domination!!
Music
well...quite like guns 'n' roses, white stripes, the red hot chilli peppers, jose gonzalez, muse, alanis morrisette, dire straites, eagles, zutons, ACDC, tenacious D, breaking benjamin and much much more...
Films
Anything with Johnny Depp,
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.),
Once upon a Time in Mexico (Agent Sands: Can you hear me now?... Fucking bells...),
Serenity (Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting". Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?),
Die Hard 1 and 2 (Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker),
The Shining (HERE'S JOHNNY!),
Mr and Mrs Smith (Baby you couldn't find the button with both hands and a map!)
Films (cont)
Napoloen Dynamite (Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again? Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Don: Did you shoot any? Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that? Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?),
Fight Club (The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club)
From Dusk Till Dawn, James Bond Films, Phone Booth, Lord of the Rings, Anchorman, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead
TV Shows
Family guy, Simpsons, Top Gear, Red Dwarf, Scrubs, My name is Earl, Spooks, Heroes, QI, Have I Got News for You, Never mind the Buzzcocks and many more...
Quote of the Week
Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
Brick Tamland: I don't know.

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  • Answer Truthfully..!!

    Do You Like Anyone: Yeah

    In The Last Month Have You?
    Had Sex: Yeah
    Bought Something: Yeah
    Gotten Sick: Urm not really
    Been Hugged: Yeah
    Felt Stupid: A lot
    Talked 2 An Ex: Not really...
    Missed Someone: Quite a lot
    Failed A Test: Dont think ive done any...oh i got a D in physics
    Danced: When ive had a little to drink
    Gotten Your Hair Cut: Yes!
    Lied: White lies

    Nervous Habits: Urmm...?
    Are You Double Jointed: Thumb
    Can You Roll Your Tongue: Yeah
    Can You cross your eyes: Yeah
    Do You Make Your Bed Daily: Not even weekly
    Do You Think You Are Unique: Suppose

    Have You Ever *

    Said "I Love you": Yeah
    Given money to a homeless person: I dont think so!
    Waited All Night For A Phone Call: No
    Snuck Out: No
    Sat & Looked At The Stars: Yeah but i get cold :(
    Slept In A Bed Of The Opposite Sex: Yeah
    Hooked Up In The Woods: No
    Hooked Up In The Shower: No
    Stolen Money From A Friend: No
    Been In A Fist Fight: No
    Had A Crush On A Teacher: No
    Seen Someone Die: No
    Been On An Plane: No
    Slept All Day: When im ill
    Fallen Asleep During School: No
    Cheated In A Game: Yeah, Quite often...especially cheat
    Cried Yourself To Sleep: Yeah
    Sung In The Shower: Hummed
    Laughed So Hard You Cried: Quite a lot
    Cheated On A Bf: No
    Regretted Hurting Someone: No
    Regretted Loving Someone: No
    Do You Swear/Curse: :O Never!
    Do You Ever Spit: No
    You Cook Your Own Food: When suicidal
    You're Happy With Your Life: Sort of
    You Own A Dog: God no
    You Spend Your Money Wisely: Haha
    When You Get Bored Dya Call A Friend: I go to sleep!

    Do U Prefer *

    Flowers Or Angels: Flowers
    Grey Or Black: Black
    Colour Or Black and white photos: Black And White
    Lust Or Love: Love
    Sunrise Or Sunset: Sunset
    M&Ms Or Skittles: Urm both
    Staying Up Late Or Waking Up Early: Staying up late
    Being Hot Or Cold: Hot
    Winter Or Fall: Autumn
    Left Or Right: Right
    Having 10 Acquaintances or 2 best friends: 2 Best Friends
    Sunshine Or Rain: Sunshine

    0 Comments 236 weeks

  • This is not a proper blog sorry...

    This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US
    naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of
    Newfoundland in October, 1995.

    Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to
    avoid a collision.

    Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the
    South to avoid a collision.

    Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,
    divert YOUR course.

    Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

    Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND
    LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE
    ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS
    SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES
    NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL
    BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

    Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.

    1 Comment 285 weeks

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  • Ben Pocknell
    luv Ben Pocknell

    haha I cnt delete it either....because of people like YOU!!!! FREAK! Get rid of it! :P Its like a disease!! haha xxx

    2/27/10
  • Ben Pocknell
    luv Ben Pocknell

    you still use bebo? =P lol x

    1/25/10
  • Greg

    heyyya , you okai ? so wubu2 can me av ur msn ? cya

    2/15/09
  • Rory Steed
    luv Rory Steed

    Sorry :S i didnt have bebo while i was down ummm shit we REALLY should do something some time lol :) ill try to be down soon xXx

    12/30/08
  • Rory Steed
    Rory Steed

    also, hev smells :)

    12/19/08
  • Rory Steed
    luv Rory Steed

    sorry, i was gunna reply.. and then i didnt :/ im coming down money night and im going to be down for a weeeek plenty'a time :D loves ya xXx

    12/19/08
  • Rory Steed
    luv Rory Steed

    :D okay will do ermm... yeah... what night? xXx

    12/11/08
  • Rory Steed
    luv Rory Steed

    LOOK WHO IT IS (its hev) how are you im coming down soon (yay, i hear you cry) how are things down your neck o' the woods? we should do something (and you should text back within a reasonable time frame XD) loves and all that xxxxxxxxxxxxx

    12/8/08
  • Rory Steed
    luv Rory Steed

    AHHHHHH!!!

    9/20/08
  • Gee Gee
    luv Gee Gee

    Thankyou my dearie :) How are you? Been up to much? And I had a great day thankyou!! Love Gee x

    9/1/08
  • Phil
    luv Phil

    thanks for a great weekdn!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxx

    8/1/08
  • Phil
    luv Phil

    love u fool xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    7/27/08