This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is $"..."

*Smoked pot -- $10
*Did acid -- $5
*Ever had sex at church -- $25
*Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
*Had sex with someone on bebo -- $25
*Had sex for money -- $100
*Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
*Vandalized something -- $20
*Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
*Beat up someone -- $20
*Been jumped -- $10
*Cross dressed -- $10
*Given money to stripper -- $25
*Been in love with a stripper -- $20
*Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
*Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
*Ever drive and drank -- $20
*Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
*Used toys while having sex -- $30
*Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
*Went skinny dipping -- $5
*Had sex in a pool -- $20
*Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
*Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
*Cheated on your significant other -- $10
*Masturbated -- $10
*Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
*Done oral -- $5
*Got oral -- $5
*Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
*Stole something -- $10
*Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
*Made a nasty home video -- $15
*Had a threesome -- $50
*Had sex in the wild -- $20
*Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
*Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
*Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
*Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
*Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
*Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
*Went streaking -- $5
*Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
*Been arrested -- $5
*Spent time in jail -- $15
*Peed in the pool -- $0.50
*Played spin the bottle -- $5
*Done something you regret -- $20
*Had sex with your best friend -- $20
*Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
*Had anal sex -- $80
*Lied to your mate -- $5
*Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Have I ...
1. smoked. Yes
2. consumed alcohol. Yes
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex. Yeah
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex. Yeah
5. kissed someone of the same sex. Yup
6. had sex. Haha
7. had someone in your room other than family. Yup
8. watched porn. LOL yep with my mate (you know who you r!!)
9. bought porn. no
10. tried drugs. no
TOTAL SO FAR:8

1. taken painkillers. Yeah
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine. Nope
3. lied to your parents. yea
4. lied to a friend. Pfft Yeah
5. snuck out of the house. Yeah
6. done something illegal. yea
7. felt hurt. Yup
8. hurt someone. Yup
9. wished someone to die. yes
10. seen someone die. Nope
TOTAL SO FAR: 16

1. missed curfew. Yup
2. stayed out all night. Yup
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself. yes
4. been to a therapist. yes
5. been to rehab. Nope
6. dyed your hair. Yup
7. received a ticket. lol yup a movie ticket
8. been in an accident. Yup
9. been to a club. yes
10. been to a bar. Yup
TOTAL SO FAR: 25

1. been to a wild party. yea
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade. Nope
3. drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night. Haha Yeah
4. had a spring break in Florida. Nope
5. sniffed anything.Yeahh
6. wore black nail polish. Yup
7. wore arm bands. Yup
8. wore t-shirts with band names. Yup
9. listened to rap. Yup
10. owned a 50 Cent CD. no
TOTAL SO FAR: 32

1. dressed Gothic. yea
2. dressed girly. Yup
3. dressed punk. Yup
4. dressed grunge. Yup
5. stole something. yea
6. been too drunk to remember anything. Yup
7. blacked out. Yep
8. fainted. Yup
9. had a crush on a neighbour. Nope
TOTAL SO FAR: 40

1. had a crush on a friend. Yup
2. been to a concert. Yup
3. dry-humped someone. yea
4. been called a slut. Yup
5. called someone a slut. Yup
6. installed speakers in your car. no
7. broken a mirror. Yup
8. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.Yup
9. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush. no
TOTAL SO FAR:47

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper. Nope
2. seen an R-rated movie. Yup
3. cruised the mall. Yup
4. skipped school. Yup
5. had surgery. Nup
6. had an injury. Yup
7. gone to court.Nope
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping. Nope
9. caught something on fire. no
10. lied about your age. no
TOTAL SO FAR: 51

1. owned/rented an apartment/house/etc. Nope
2. broke the law in the police's presence. no
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf. no dat sik
4. got in trouble with the police. no
5. talked to a stranger. Yup
6. hugged a stranger.Yup
7. kissed a stranger.Yup
8. rode in the car with a stranger.Yup
9. been harassed. Yup
10. been verbally harassed.Yup
TOTAL SO FAR:57

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online. yes!
2. stayed online for 5+ hours straight. Yup
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight. Yup
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight. yes
5. been to a fair. Yup
6. been called a bad influence. no
7. drank and drive. no
8. prank-called someone. Yup
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex. Yup
10. cheated on a test. Yup
TOTAL SO FAR: 65

If you have less than 10.. write [i'm lame]
If You Have More Than 10.. write [im still a goody goody]
If You Have more Than 20..write [im average]
If You Have More Than 30..write [im a bad kid]
If You have more than 40..write [im a bad influence]
If You Have more than 50 [im a horrible person]
If You Have more than 60..write [i should be in jail]
If You Have more than 70..Write [i should be dead]

ARE YOU:
1. A cuddler? YES!
2. A morning person? NO!
3. Are you a perfectionist? Sometimes
4. An only child? No
5. Catholic? Yer...
6. In your pj's? No, dnt own pjs
7. Currently suffering from a broken heart? Nah
8. Okay at styling other people's hair? Im not good at styling my own to start off with
10. Addicted to MySpace? No
11. Shy around the opposite gender? No

DO YOU:
12. Bite your nails? Yer when im nervous
13. Get paranoid at times? Yea
14. Currently regret something that you have said? No i never regret the things i say
15. Curse frequently? Ohhhh shit yes
16. Enjoy country music? New age country not fuking billy ray shit
17. Enjoy jazz music? No
18. Enjoy smoothies? Yes!
19. Enjoy talking on the phone? Yes, you know who you are
20. Have a lot to learn? yep
21. Have a pet? Yes
22. Have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" person? Shit yes
23. Have all your grandparents? 2 nanas, 1 gdad
24. Have at least one sibling? 1 Sisters 2 Brothers
25. Have been told that you are smart? Is smartarse included
26. Have a broken bone? Nope
27. Have Caller I.D.? Nope

HAVE YOU:
28. Changed a diaper? Yea
29. Changed a lot over the past year? Yes i reakon i have
31. Had surgery? No
32. Killed another person? Yes...yes i have
33. Had the cops called on you? No

WOULD YOU RATHER:
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Nup just my lip
2. Be serious or be funny? Funny
3. Drink whole or skim milk? Whole
4. Die in a fire or drown? Drown
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Parents

ARE YOU:
1. Simple or complicated? Some people that dislike me will say im complicated, but they wayyyy to complicated if they cant find the simpleness in me, they can go fuck themselves
2. Gay? Bi... jokes

DO YOU PREFER:
1. Flowers or candy? Candy
2. Grey or black? Black
3. Colour or black and white photos? Both?
4. Lust or love? Love
5. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset
6. M&Ms or Skittles? Skittles
7. Staying up late or waking up early? Stay up late

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
1. Do you like anyone? Cant say at the moment
2. Do they know it? When i say i love them

DO YOU PREFER:
1. Sun or moon? Sun
2. Winter or Autumn? Autumn
3. Left or right? Right
4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends? Two Best Friends
5. Sun or rain? Sun
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Vanilla

ABOUT YOU:
1. What time is it? 8.27pm
2. Name? Monique
3. Nickname? Meekz
4. Where were you born? Timaru
6. What do you want? Nothing really
7. Where do you want to live? Away from NZ
8. How many kids do you want? 2....
9. What would you want to name a girl? See when the time comes
10. What would you want to name a boy? See when the time comes
11. You want to get married? Yes, even tho everytime someone marries they p.much asking for a divorce

UNIQUE:
1. Nervous habits: Biting my piercing, looking at the ground, looking away, not talking
2. Are you double jointed? No
3. Can you roll your tongue? No
4. Can you raise one eyebrow? No
5. Can you cross your eyes? Yea
6. Do you make your bed daily? No
7. Which shoe goes on first? What ever i pick up first
9. Ever thrown one at someone? Yes
10. On the average, how much money do you carry with you? No cash, just card
11. What jewellery do you wear? ear studs, belly button rings and lip stud
12. Do you twirl the spaghetti or cut it? Twirl
13. Have you ever eaten Spam? No....
14. Favorite ice cream? Cookies and Cream
15. How many kinds of cereal are in your cupbord? 3

IN THE LAST MONTH, HAVE YOU:
1. Had a b/f or g/f? No
2. Bought something you didn't need? Yep, im a bad impulse buyer
4. Sang in front of people? Yep
5. Been kissed? Yup
6. Been hugged? Yes!!
7. Felt stupid? Im stupid all the time
8. Missed someone? My sister
9. Got drunk? Yep, good times
10. Got high? No
11. Danced crazy? Yep
12. Gotten your hair cut? Yes
13. Cried? YEs who doesnt
14. Lied? Yea