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Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the
mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away
from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood
plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or
older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.


Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the
morning.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike
factory workers in Malaysia combined.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and
Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.(lies saw this theory destroyed on mythbusters)

Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains
all the letters from the word "criminal." The second was William
Jefferson
Clinton.

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's
nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

A snail can sleep for three years.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
never
stop growing.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

All polar bears are left handed.

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including
their eyebrows and eyelashes.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only
on one row of the keyboard.

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would
stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara
Millicent Roberts.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.

>>~PONDERABLES~
>>
>>Can you cry under water?
>>
>>How important does a person have to be before they are considered
>>assassinated instead of just murdered?
>>
>>If money doesn\'t grow in trees then why do banks have branches?
>>
>>Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
>>
>>Why do you have to \"put your two cents in\"...but it\'s only a \"penny
>>for your thoughts?\" Where\'s that extra
>>penny going to?
>>
>>Once you\'re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
>>were buried in for eternity?
>>
>>Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>>
>>What disease did cured ham actually have?
>>
>>How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
>>would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>>
>>Why is it that people say they \"slept like a baby\" when babies wake
>>up like every two hours?
>>
>>If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
>>
>>If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
>>
>>Why are you IN a movie, but you\'re ON TV?
>>
>>Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
>>binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>>
>>How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for
>>Miss America?
>>
>>Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They\'re going to
>>see you naked anyway.
>>
>>If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
>>
>>Why
>>is \"bra\" singular and \"panties\" plural?
>>
>>Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
>>
>>Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think I\'ll
>>squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!\"
>>
>>Or
>>watch a white thing come out a chicken behind and think, \"that
>>ought to taste good.\"
>>
>>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
>>horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>>
>>Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>>
>>When your photo is taken for your driver\'s license, why do they
>>tell you to smile? If you are stopped buy the police and asked for
>>you license, are you going to be smiling?
>>
>>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song
>>about him?
>>
>>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
>>
>>If the professor on Gilligan\'s island can make a radio out of a
>>coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat?
>>
>>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
>>They\'re both dogs!
>>
>>What do you call male ballerinas?
>>
>>Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
>>
>>If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why
>>didn\'t he just buy dinner?
>>
>>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
>>vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
>>
>>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
>>morons?
>>
>>Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
>>
>>Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
>>tune?
>>
>>Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
>>
>>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad
>>at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head
>>out the window?
>>
>>Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
>>place?
>>