Tundra Rap:

Ice flow, no-where too go
Ice flow, no-where too go

Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaaa...

Check him out

They go in the true
Artic shock
In with the clock

Im little johnny frostbite
Moving around
Freezing you up
Freezing you down
Like an icicle

Come in your tent
Like a pink like scissor bike

ARTIC DEATH!
INFINITE NIGHT!

Call me tundra boy
Because i move like an artic LIZARD!

When the blizzard strikes
I dissapear like a white dream
All thats left is the gleam

On the death-peg

BOOSH!
BOOSH!

Stronger than a moose
Dont lock your door
Or we come through your rooftops

Stop, like we're out
Take your mind of the flow
Because the Boosh is loose
And we're a little bit bored

Ice flow, no-where too go
Ice flow, no-where too go

Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaaa...



The Soup Song:

Soup soup, oh tasty
Soup soup, a spicy
Carrot and coriander
Chilli chowder

Crouton crouton
Crunchy friends in a liquid broth

I am gazpachio Oh!
I am a summer soup Mmm!

Miso, miso
Fighting in the dojo
Miso, miso
Oriental prince in the land of soup...

The Hitcher Song

Trapped in a box by a cockney nut job
Ave a cuppa tea
Ave a cuppa tea

Im the hitcher
Let me put you in the picture
Creeping in your room in the dead of night
With my solo polo vision (thats right)

Im a cockney geeza
Watch me bleed ya
I knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper
Taught him how to slice
I cut him up a treat

Pound your banana(two pound your pear)
Pound your banana,(two pound your pear)
Pound your banana,(two pound your pear)
14 shillings for your melons(Oh yeah)

(Were the piper twins, Jim and Jackie Piper
Cutting through the night like a windscreen
Wiping you away like rain drops
Dont mess with the boys)
Shut your noise

Coming in stong like a freak show nightmare
Dancing skeletons,white,blue and yellow ones
Moving through the shadows with the speed if a cat
And if you cross us
We'll cut ya
(You aint gona like that)

Im bad julu
I use voodoo if i choose to
I harness the power of evil to abuse you
A power, a polo, an evil magnet
Were sucking up your soul
(You aint gona like that)

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My Bestest Buddys Ever - Jordan and chris
My 2nd Bestest Buddys Ever - Thom and Charlie
My Bed Buddy - Elie (L)
My Worst Enemy -
My Baked Bean - Diana
My Mushroom Tattoo-
My Guardian -
My Sugar Plum Fairy - Rachel
My Fluffy Bright Pink Arm Warmer - Rachel
My Fairy God Mother -
My Pie -
My Secret Lover -
My Bi-sexual Friend -
My Uncle -
My Bodyguards - Jordan and Danny
My Slave -
My Sheep -
My Sexy Beast -
My Broccolli -
My Pet Panda....how Kawaii - Diana
My God Mother -
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My Stalker - Meghan Cooper
My Lover - Elie
My Bi-Sexual Lover - Audren alonza ummiz
My Lesbian Lover - Elie
My Personal Barry Scott Exterminator -
My Problem Solver -
My Girlfriend - Elie
My Hug Buddy - Joe Hasely
My Punk Mate -
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My Emo Mate - Alex
My Chav Mate -
My Gangsta Mate - Sam Cockram
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My Brother -
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My Wife -
My Twin -
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My Weird Yet Wonderful Sidekick-
My Neice -
My Nephew -
My Soul mate-
My Guardian angel - Sophie
My Fairy god mother -
My Official Crazed Fan Girl - Diana
My Pet Monkey -
My Pet Rock - Joe Hasely
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My Funky Kick Ass Person -
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My Krazee Mate -
My Class Mate -
My Secret Lover -
My Little Ray of Sunshine -
My Parter in crime -
My World -
My Superwoman - Elie (l)(K)
My Teenage Ninja Turtle -
My Greebo Friend -
MY Partner In Crime -
My Red Power Ranger -
My Blue Power Ranger -
My Pink Power Ranger -
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My Green Power Ranger -
My Parkour Apprentice -
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My Cough Drop -
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My Tag Along Pal -
My Peanut Butter Jelly -
My Bit on the Side -
My Spongebob -
My Patrick -
My Vice President of Randomness -
My Parkour Camera-Men - Kenan Classan and Dan Spittel