MY GIRLFRIEND-Jackie of course
MY BEST MATE-
MY ALCOHOLIC FRIEND- Gerry
MY LESBIAN LOVER- i wish
MY BIT ON THE SIDE-Cori
MY HOT DOG-Mindy
MY PUMPKIN- Campbell
MY SEXY BIATCH-Eh jackie like
MY BUM- Jamie
MY DAD-
MY SISTER-
MY DRINKIN BUDDIES- nato, gero, kevo, rayo.
MY AFROMAN- Kev
MY TRANSEXUAL BROTHER- Ger ur like a little girl
MY STALKER- Martas been stalkin me for ages
MY FLING THING-
MY PARTNERS IN CRIME/TRIPLET- Grace and Sibhy
MY KING- Nathan
MY QUEEN- Ger
MY SON- Keith
MY DAUGHTER- Sineado!!
MY THERAPIST- Jessi
MY DOCTOR- Dr. Lindsay
MY MICROPHONE FRIEND- Mrs. Cori microphone
MY HOT WINDOW CLEANER-
MY NAKED CHEF- Nathan and Keitho
MY CHARMER- Gav
MY BED- Gers fold out one
MY CHAIR- The chair in studio 69
MY T.V-
MY GRAND MA- Mary McGauley
MY GRAND DA- Paddy McGauley
MY BABY-
MY PARTY ANIMAL FRIEND- Nathan
MY LAZY FRIEND- Ray
MY DELIVERY GUY- Kev delivers sex on legs
MY FRIEND THATS IN THE CIA- Damo...hooohaaaa
My HOMEGIRLS- Jen and cori

The Anto Game!!!!

01 I _____Anto.
02 Anto is _____.
03 If I were alone in a room with Anto , I would _____.
04 I think Anto should _____.
05 Anto needs _____.
06 I want to _____ Anto.
07 Someday Anto will _____.
08 Anto _____
09 Without Anto ___.
10 My memories of Anto are ____.
11 Anto can be _____.
12 The worst thing about Anto is _____.
13 The best thing about Anto is _____.
14 I am _____ with Anto .
15 One thing i would like to know about Anto is _____.
16 Anto should go and _____.
17 Anto _____ me

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures David Hasselhoff allows to live.

When David Hasselhoff was born, the nurse said, "Holy Cow! That's David Hasselhoff!" Then she had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

When David Hasselhoff goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

In an average room there are 1,242 objects David Hasselhoff could use to kill you, including the room itself.

The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed money from David Hasselhoff and forgot to pay him back.

David Hasselhoff is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.

You are what you eat. That is why David Hasselhoff's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

On his birthday, David Hasselhoff randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

When David Hasselhoff does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

David Hasselhoff invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Chuck Norris invented pink.

David Hasselhoff coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when David Hasselhoff punched himself in the face.