Ok you guys here are some of Pete's famous Quotes!

"If you know me you know how uncool I am. I stutter, wear bad clothes, make bad jokes, and make conversation uncomfortable, the list goes on. Thank you for making me feels okay."


"You can live with me in this house I've built out of writer’s blocks."

"These jeans looked so good on me when I looked in the mirror I wanted to f*** myself."


"I and Patrick are like each other’s hot and cold. When I’m on, he’s off and when he’s on I’m off. We fight all the time! It could be either me or him. I can be the big mouth and he can be really quiet but it flips around, it’s him usually but it comes back to me. I and Patrick hang out all the time – it’s strange we’re like each others heterosexual soul mates!"


"Underwear. It's like a goddamned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked."


Pete: I don't bite, Patrick bites!
Patrick: Yeah, I am the only one who bites, we bite each other.

"We write songs for girls your age. Was that guy gay?"


"A girl has never E-mailed Joe."

Pete was trying to get this belt off a girl to try it on and he says "just 'cause I'm in a band doesn’t mean I'm going to f*** you!"


"Nature shows suck ass, though cobras are pretty sweet. Pretty much any animal that has a gang named after it is pretty bad ass. I would go for an animal combo, like a bear that carried a cobra -- total unstoppable force. Give that thing wings and humanity is f***ed!”