THE DOCTOR: Because he says " Take your clothes off"
THE DENTIST: Because he says "OPEN WIDE"
THE HAIRDRESSER: Because he says " Do you want it teased or blown"
THE MILKMAN: Because he says "Do you want it in the front or the back"
THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: Because he says " Once its in you'll love it"
THE SHARE BROKER: Because he says "It will rise gradually and maintain its peak for a long-long time"
THE BANKER: Because he says "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"
THE HUNTER: Because he "Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots"
THE TELKOM GUY: Because he says "Would you like it on the table or against the wall"
And the MOST ANNOYING is FATHER CHRISTMAS The bastard only comes ONCE A YEAR!!!
And me, Well there is only one way to find out who am I?