Chat Slang Dictionary,

adn Any Day Now
afk Away From Keyboard
afn that's All For Now
amf Adios Mother F_cker
asap As Soon As Possible
asl?, a/s/l what's your Age, Sex, and Location?
atm At The Moment
b4 Before
bbl Be Back Later
bc, b/c Because
bf Boyfriend
bfd Big F_ckin Deal
bfn Bye For Now
brb Be Right Back
btdt Been There, Done That
btw By The Way
cu See You
cya See Ya
d/w Don't Worry
dl, d/l Download, Downloading; ALSO "down low"
eg Evil Grin
emsg Email Message
f2f Face To Face
fts F_ck That Sh_t!!
fyi For Your Information
gal Get A Life
gf Girlfriend
gg, g/g Gotta Go
gl Good Luck
gmta Great Minds Think Alike
gr Gotta Run
gtg, g2g Got To Go, Gotta Go
gtsy Glad To See You
h&k a Hug and a Kiss
h/o Hold On
hb Hurry Back
hfs! Holy F_ckin Sh_t!!
hw Homework
ianal I Am Not A Lawyer but...
idk I Don't Know
im Instant Message
imho In My Humble Opinion
imo In My Opinion
irl In Real Life
jk, j/k Just Kidding
jtlyk Just To Let You Know
jw Just Wondering
k, kk Okay, alright
kit Keep In Touch
kthx Okay Thanks
kthxbi Okay Thanks, Bye
l8r Later (Goodbye)
lmao Laughing My Ass Off
lmfao Laughing My F_ckin Ass Off
lol Laughing Out Loud
ltns Long Time No See
lyl Love Ya Lots!
lylab Love Ya Like A Brother
lylas Love Ya Like A Sister
mwa a Kiss (the sound "mwa")
nc, n/c No Comment
nfl Not F_cking Likely!!
nfw! No F_cking Way!!
nm, n/m Never Mind
np No Problem
ns No Sh_t!
nvm Never Mind
oic Oh, I See
ol Old Lady (wife, girlfriend)
om Old Man (husband, boyfriend)
omg! Oh My Gosh!, Oh My God!
otp On The Phone
pal Parents Are Listening
pita Pain In The Ass
pls, plz Please
pm Private Message
pmfji Pardon Me For Jumping In
pos Parent Over Shoulder
ppl People, i.e. "lotsa ppl do that"
qt Cutie
r Are, i.e. "what r u doin tonite?"
rl Real Life
rofl Rolling On Floor Laughing
roflmao Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off
roflmaoqxz Like "roflmao" but so funny you hit extra letters.
roflpmp Rolling On Floor Laughing, Peeing My Pants
rtfm Read The F_ckin Manual!! (read the instructions, notes, etc.)
sb Smiles Back
so Significant Other
sol Sh_t Out of Luck
sos Same Old Sh_t
srsly Seriously
sry Sorry
ssdd Same Sh_t, Different Day
stfu Shut The F_ck Up
sup? What's up? or Wassup? (a greeting)
sys See You Soon
ta Thanks Again
thx Thanks
ttfn Ta Ta For Now
ttyl Talk To You Later
ty Thank You
tyt Take Your Time (common reply to brb)
u You
ul, u/l Upload or Uploading
ur Your
vn Very Nice
w.e Whatever
w/e Whatever
wb Welcome Back
weg Wicked Evil Grin
wtf? What The F_ck?
wtgp? Want To Go Private? (go to a private room)
wth? What The Heck? or What The Hell?
wts? What's That Sh_t? or What The Sh_t?
xoxo Hugs and Kisses (X's are kisses and O's are hugs)
ybs You'll Be Sorry
yt? You There?
yw Your Welcome


We compiled this list of chat room slang from our experience and from other incomplete online lists. Some lists had items that are not really chat room slang so we excluded those. No one else had all of the items we have in our list so we think its pretty damn good! Did we forget any? email us.

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict kisses her neck, then goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife; "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict.Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain.Do whatever he tells you.Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both! Be strong honey
I love you."
His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.He told me he's gay, thinks you're cute and asked if we had any Vaseline."
"I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!!!!!

AV SEEN A FEW,




13 Jun 2007 21:07

"Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month? Well, it is and that

means you !!! I'm supposed to send this to FIVE BEAUTIFUL

WOMEN, and you are one of them !!! Below is a wonderful poem Audrey Hepburn

wrote when asked to share her "beauty tips." It was read at her funeral years later.

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness...

For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.

For a slim figure , share your food with the hungry.

For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day

For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone... People,

even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed,

and redeemed; never throw out anyone.

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others .

If you share this with another woman, something good will happen.

You will boost another woman's self esteem, and she will know that you care about her.





It's BEAUTIFUL Women Month

TAG YOU'RE IT!