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David Mowatt

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5/30/09 | me too! | Reply

David Mowatt
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  • Male, 30, Luv 241
  • from kazakhstan
  • I am Single
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  • Last active: Dec 26
  • www.bebo.com/squeek83

About Me

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bervie braes 90210
Me, Myself, and I
am no longer training 2 be an eel catcher!! am time served now, i even have the scars to prove it!! well not alot more 2 say, apart from i have a new job for shlumberger, oh and my next mission is going to involve me moving to russia to be a caviare farmer!! then after 5 years of doing that am going to branch out and tame wild bears!! goodbye!!
ps.... vote pedro!!!!

So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers, all false. The truth is that I'm a bad person, but that's going to change, I'm going to change. This is the last of this sort of thing. I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm going to be just like you; the job, the family, the fucking big television, the washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electrical tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortage, starter home, leisurewear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nineto-five
The Other Half Of Me
Stevie Oneill

Stevie Oneill

stottys boyfriend!!!!!!!

Music
jimmy jones and the vagabons, oasis , the arctic monkeys oasis, oasis, oasis, oasis, oasis
 , oasis, oasis, oasis, the beatles , the clash, the who , the stone roses , sergeant , paul wellar, pink floyd, kings of leon , white lies, coldplay, the seahorses, the kooks, razorlight, the charltans, rod stewart blink182, smashin pumpkins, the frattelis, muse, snow patrol, biffy clyro, kasabian, jamie t, drive by argument, u2, jimi hendrix, the courteneers, the klaxons, light speed champion, vampire weekend, the verve, glasvegas, hard-fi, the last shadow puppets, bloc party, the rascals, babyshambles, the libertines, the stereophonics, travis, mgmt, the inverbervie brass band!!!ocean colour scene, new kids on the block, backstreet boys, the pigeon detectives, the fray, scooter lol, tiesto, eddie haliwell, aqua, be-witched, s club7, the spice girls!!! more oasis!!
Films
animal farm, the godfather, football factory, green street, heat, the departed, menace2society, id, we were champions, anchor man....the best film ever!!!!!!!! gremlins, the goonies, all kinds of porn, especially eel porn lol!!!!
Sports
boxing, bedroomgolf, football, c
 eltic, eel wrestling, cheese rolling, stamp collecting, throwing the carrot at the doolie, DRINKING!!!!, coinage, paper scissors stones, the dice game!!
love it !!
There's nuffing different about me, im just anova bored male approaching 30 in a dead end job who lives for the weekend, casual sex, watered down larga, heavily cut drugs..and occaisionally kickin fuck outta some1
Happiest When
am walkin about my house with my thundercat pj`s on, and when i catch the mother of all eels..........THE GREAT ROLLING EEL OF THE CURLY!!!!!!! going out on the carnage at the weekend, 5 day seshs, shaving peoples eye brows off, making borris nearly jump out of a window, well it wasnt all my fault lol, summer time comes and the partying never stops!!!, eating smoked sausage chips and sweetcorn!! listening to oasis, obvilously not doing all these things at the same time, i`d be some boy if i could tho!!!
come on!!!!!!
You need to be yourself
You can't be no one else
I know a girl called Elsa
She's into Alka Seltzer
She sniffs it through a cane on a supersonic train
She made me laugh
I got her autograph
She done it with a doctor on a helicopter
She's sniffin in her tissue
Sellin' the Big Issue
my email
squeek8105@yahoo.co.uk and squeek8105@hotmail.co.uk only girls allowed to take note of this tho!!!!!!!

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      0 Comments 244 weeks

    • spooky shit!!!!!

      9.11
      1)New York has 11 letters.
      2)Afghanistan has 11 letters.
      3)Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
      4)George W Bush has 11 letters.
      5)The 2 Twin Towers make an "11".

      This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

      1)New York is the 11th state.
      2)The 1st plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.
      3)Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers, 9+2=11.
      4)Flight 77 which also hat the Twin Towers was carrying 65passengers, 6+5=11.
      5)The tragedy was on september 11, or 9/11 as it is now known, 9+1+1=11.
      6)The date is equal to the U.S emergency services telephone number 911, 9+1+1=11.

      Sheer coincidence.. ?! Read on and make up your own mind.

      1)The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254, 2+5+4=11.
      2)Sept 11 is day number 254 of the calender year, again 2+5+4=11.
      3)The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004, 3+1+1+2+4=11.
      4)The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident, 9+1+1=11.

      Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:

      Now this is where thing's get more totally eerie:

      The most recognised symbol for the U.S, after the stars and stripes is the eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic,

      Holy book:
      "For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome eagle. The wrath of the eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and Lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace!!

      That verse is number 9:11 of the Quran.

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      Open Microsofts word and do the following;
      1)Type in the capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the 1st plane to hit 1 of the Twin Towers.
      2)Highlight the Q33 NY.
      3)Change the font size to 48.
      4)Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS

      2 Comments 251 weeks

    • best song in the world EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

      I need to be myself
      I can't be no one else
      I'm feeling supersonic
      Give me gin and tonic
      You can have it all but how much do you want it?
      You make me laugh
      Give me your autograph
      Can I ride with you in your BMW ?
      You can sail with me in my yellow submarine

      You need to find out
      'Cos no one's gonna tell you what I'm on about
      You need to find a way for what you want to say
      But before tomorrow

      'Cos my friend said he'd take you home
      He sits in a corner all alone
      He lives under a waterfall
      No body can see him
      No body can ever hear him call

      You need to be yourself
      You can't be no one else
      I know a girl called Elsa
      She's into Alka Seltzer
      She sniffs it through a cane on a supersonic train
      She made me laugh
      I got her autograph
      She done it with a doctor on a helicopter
      She's sniffin in her tissue
      Sellin' the Big Issue

      She needs to find out
      'Cos no one's gonna tell you what I'm on about
      She needs to find a way for what she wants to say
      But before tomorrow

      'Cos my friend said he'd take you home
      He sits in a corner all alone
      He lives under a waterfall
      No body can see him
      No body can ever hear him call

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