1.we have absolutely no idea where our purse is.... and for some reason,that's ok.

2. we believe that dancing with r arms overhead and wiggling r butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. we suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.

4. In r last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago.

5. we start crying and declare to everyone we see, including people we barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.

6. we get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. we r suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... and so is the geek next to us.

8. we don't see anything wrong with making out with profs/co-workers/boss

9. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming!

10.r eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.

11. we av suddenly taken up smoking and we believe were really good at it

12. we yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by giving us just orange juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.:l so tru its scary!!

13. we think we are in bed, but r pillow feels strangely like the floor.. or like the mop.

14. we start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the wrong way but..."

15. we fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it.

16. r hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

17. we are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going >>home, we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a quick nap.

18. we begin leaving the buttons open on r button fly jeans to cut down on the time we r in the bathroom away from your drink.

19. we take r shoes off because a) they're ridiculously impractical..but soo beautiful! b) we believe it's the shoes' fault that you can't walk straight.

20. we feel oddly comfortable sitting on the toilet peeing while having a full blown conversation with each other

21. we ring up people pretending to be someone else or telling people that we love them

22. and last but not least it takes us at least 6 attempts to get bck up after we have fallen over but off cause WE BLAME THE SHOES..