Have you ever (sober)?
1. Lied about your age? No
2. Taken a shower with someone? Yes
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? No
4. Drove a car? Yes
5. Stole anything? Yes
6. Shot a gun? no
7. Been dumped? Yes
8. Stole money from a friend? No
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yes
10. Been in a fist fight? No
11. Snuck out of your/someones house? Yes robs hahahahahahahaha
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yea herts
13. Been arrested? No
14. Hugged a stranger?Yes
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? Yes
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? Yes
20. Lost a friend? Yes
21. Been on a plane? Yes
22. Been to an island? Yes
23. Slept in until 3pm? Fuck no
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? yer
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes soooooo much fun
26. Made a snow angel? Yip
27. Played dress up? Yes
28. Cheated while playing a game? Yes
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? dnt thiink so
31. Been to a club? na
32. Felt an earthquake? No
33. Touched a snake? Only pesh's
34. Lied to your parents? Yes
35. Been suspended from school? nope
37. Been in a car accident? Yes and i h8 them
38. Cheated on someone? na no diesves ta b 2nd
39. Made yourself throw up? Yes
40. Crawled through a window? Yes
41. Been lost? Yes every day
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? west cost???
43. Felt like dying? Yes
44. Cried yourself to sleep? Yer
46. Sang karaoke?Yes
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes and it fucks me off that i was dum enuf to
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yip
50. Kissed in the rain? Yes
51. Ever shat on ur friend? No but ash has askd me 2
52. Played battle shits? No
53. Had a dream you married someone? Yes
54. Glued your hand to something? no just my lips tagetha lol
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? No
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? No... In a dream?
57. Been a chearleader? dont think so
58. Thought about going gay? only when i around pesh
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? nope
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Yes
61. Played chicken? Yes
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes and jumpd lol
63. Drank 25 sodas in a day? No id b going crazy!!!! lol
64. Broken a bone? Yes
65. Been easily amused? hahahahahahahah....hahahahahahahah
 ..........hahahahahahahahahahahaha
 ha u said amused
66. Laugh so hard you cried? Yes
68. Cheated in a test? Yes
69. Forgotten someone's name? Yes my own
70. Slept naked? Yes
71. Done something dumb while drunk? Yes, What a Fucking stupid question
73. Blacked out from drinking? how would i know
74. Played a prank on someone? Yes and i want anti helium
75. Gone to a late night movie? Yes
76. Made love to anything not human? No
77. Failed a class? Yes
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? Yes, too much
79. Smoked pot? Who Hasnt?
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? nope!!!
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? yip when i was in usa
82. Thrown strange objects? Yes
83. Felt like killing someone? Yes
84. Thought about running away? Yes right now
85. Hurt ur brothers or sisters? they all biga than me
86. Got a piercing? no
89. Made a parent cry? hope nt
90. Regretted hooking up with someone? dnt think so

These were posted on an NZ Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humor.
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Q: Does it ever get windy in NZ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
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Q: Will I be able to see kiwi birds in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
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Q: I want to walk from Auckland to Wellington - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
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Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in NZ? Can you send me a list of them in Auckland , Wellington , Christchurch and Queenstown ? ( UK )
A: What did your last slave die of?
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Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in NZ ? ( USA )
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe ..
New - Zea -l and is that island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Auckland city . Come naked.
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Q: Which direction is North in NZ ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
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Q: Can I bring cutlery into NZ ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
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Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: - New-zea - l a is that quaint little country , which is ...
oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Auckland city , straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
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Q: Can I wear high heels in NZ ? ( UK )
A: You are a British politician, right?
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Q: Are there supermarkets in Auckland and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal .
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Q: Please send a list of all doctors in NZ who can Dispense spider serum. ( USA )
A: Poisonous spiders live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.
All NZ spiders are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets . You should find some for yourself when you get here. Especially the ones with white tails .
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Q: I have a question about a famous animal in NZ , but I forget its name. It's a kind animal and lives in trees. ( USA )
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
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Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in NZ ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
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Q: Can you tell me the regions in Auckland where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay night clubs.
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Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in NZ ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
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Q: I was in NZ in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the Girl I dated while I was staying in Wellington *. Can you help? ( USA )
A: Ye

Trippy stuff

1) New York City has 11 letters

2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin
Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

1) New York is the 11th state.

2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number
11.

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
6+5 = 11

5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11

6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number
911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was
254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4
= 11.

3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers
incident.

Now this is where things get totally eerie:

The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is
the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic
holy book:

"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.
The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo,
while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for
the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was
peace."

That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.

uncovinced about all of this Still ..?! Try this and see how you feel
afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.

2. Highlight the Q33 NY.

3. Change the font size to 48.

4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS 1

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