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Motto
bu ya
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
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Music
my favourite band is incubus.love disturbed, fall out boy, evanescense, the killers, eminem, 50cent, the fray
Films
favourite film is sin city nd shoot em up(he kills people with guns nd carrots wat more do u wnt). i like war films like saving private ryan, we were soldiers, black hawk down.comedys like austin powers, scarey movie, team america nd i luv porn....wait did i jst write dat on bebo...crap im 2 lazy 2 press backspace.
Sports
well wenever im bothered to get up off me hole id play tennis n do a bit of swimming n maybe da gym, ha!
Scared Of
fat people(mostly ross) n den just ross!! gays, cotton wool, thumb tacs, paper, and of cors, sober people!! scarey shit!also enda wen he comes onto me, dave wen he comes onto me nd bickey wen he comes onto me...bunch of fags!!
Happiest When
not in school, relaxen wit friends, drunk which is al d time or wit my amazin gf emma which unfortunatly isnt al of d time.
me in a nutshell
im vry vain...i mean i treat all people equally but i bloody love myself :) :) bu its ok caus emmas jst lyk me, wer d vainest couple ever its nt even funny..wer aloud 2b do caus wer hot!!
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  • women

    the real meanings to these words when said by a woman...ha ha

    FINE
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    FIVE MINUTES
    If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    NOTHING
    This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

    GO AHEAD
    This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

    LOUD SIGH
    This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

    THAT'S OKAY
    This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    THANKS
    A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome

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  • MEN ND WOMEN

    Girls English
    Yes = No
    No = Yes
    May-b = No
    "It's up 2u" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
    " Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!
    We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
    "Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.
    " I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u fuckn jackass!
    " How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
    "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.
    " You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
    " Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!

    Guy's English

    " I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
    " I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
    " I'm tired " - I'm tired
    " Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
    " Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
    " Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
    " May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
    "Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.
    " You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.
    " What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
    " What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
    "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
    " I love you" = Let's have sex right now.
    " I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
    " Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
    " Will you marry me?" = On Our Honeymoon...We Can Have Sex!!

    0 komentarzy 753 dni

  • buckfast

    GREATNESS...NO WAY IL BE OFF BUCKY FOREVER
    How 2 drink da BUCKY

    1.Take the bottle (still in its bag) and crack it open.
    2.Take a sniff of the goodness and decide whether its a gud r great bottle.
    3.Drink the neck of the bottle (prefably without stopping).
    4.When u reach the first label remove the bag.
    5.Do not under any circumstances check the number. It means nuthin and ur a faggot if you do.
    6.upon reaching the second label, lick the big label. this is supposed to mean that you will live to lush another bottle.
    7.Do not start tearing the labels (this only indicates 2 your fellow drinking partners that u are becoming intoxicated and are already feeling the buzz, wait untill the bottle is completely gone so you can then act in a drunk and disordely manor!!)
    8.Once the bottle is finished, tip it upside down to prove there is nothing remaining.
    9.Smashing the bottle IS necessary and is down to the discretion of the owner of the bottle where he/she feels it is most benificial/entertaining to smash it.
    10.When holding a bottle of buckfast one may do it in three ways:
    i:B y the neck with your full hand
    ii.by the neck with the bottle in between your second and third fingers
    iii.by the thumb and second finger
    NOTE:never hold the bottle below the neck.

    IF you have any more ways to drink bucky leave a comment to the blog.
    HAPPY LUSHING!!!

    0 komentarzy 772 dni

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    happy christmas

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  • Ger Ryan
    Ger Ryan

    arite man wats happeminig any crack atal??:D

    3 tygodnie temu
  • Mike O Donnell
    Mike O Donnell

    Dave my 21st is on this sat if ya wanna com

    5 tygodni temu przez Komórka
  • Dave Heffernan
    luv Dave Heffernan

    you are the one is un-attractive!! me and enda were out tryna blinga this chick and she was all like 'ohh im gona suck you's guys dicks off, so whats your names neway??' and me and tubby were like 'dave and mr. winkey, recognise!!' and then she was all like 'oh i heard on the internet that you's guys are a bunch of jerkoffs' and she goes and sucks some other two dudes dicks off, what the fuck man??!!!

    8 tygodni temu
  • Gillian Ryan
    luv Gillian Ryan

    i know its been so long!!! eh i dunno now i reckon im workin this weekend could venture out saturday night maybe :D :D what bout yourself?? what you doing these days??

    13 tygodni temu
  • Sam
    luv Sam

    because u have dealt with my beatings for the last 5 years now ha!!

    14 tygodni temu
  • Gillian Ryan
    luv Gillian Ryan

    Well Daves whats the craic?? :D :D hows things with you?? im great now enjoyin the sunshine!!!

    14 tygodni temu
  • Sam
    luv Sam

    i dare u!!!:P

    14 tygodni temu
  • Ger Ryan
    luv Ger Ryan

    whats that like?? im out of home now since the start of the year!! ha.... livin in coill bheithe!!

    14 tygodni temu
  • Ger Ryan
    luv Ger Ryan

    finest man now and yourself?? any crack atal??

    14 tygodni temu
  • Fawky
    Fawky

    Cool, its gonna hurt like hell tho across ur ribs and all round there!! Yup, was some laugh that nite!!:L I'm probly goin out this weekend if ur goin out???

    14 tygodni temu
  • Sam
    Sam

    fuk all now just finished me repeats so ill no then if i am goin bak to college. wat u at lately?

    15 tygodni temu
  • Fawky
    Fawky

    Well, all good now, u?? Nah, no craic at all, just chillin, what bout u??

    15 tygodni temu
  • Xxemmaxx
    luv Xxemmaxx

    ur luck i love you. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    16 tygodni temu
  • Sam
    Sam

    well LOOK who it is!!!!

    18 tygodni temu
  • Dave Heffernan
    luv Dave Heffernan

    lord fatness, how art thou?? your ehhh...looking mighty fat if you dont mind me sayin so ha. but ya, e.m.m festival 2 weeks time, me u enda are gona be the most sitfaced people in nena :L :L

    21 tygodni temu
  • Xxemmaxx
    luv Xxemmaxx

    silly baby thought i was cumin home? il c u early in the morning on d 23. i cant wait to c u nd get loads of d kisses nd cuddles.

    22 tygodnie temu
  • Jackie Feighery
    Jackie Feighery

    hjey, myself n elaine ar havin our 21st d 25th of July in youngs of latteragh, hope 2 c ya der! All welcome!

    22 tygodnie temu
  • Xxemmaxx
    Xxemmaxx

    hay baby i hope ur not to bord. im having a gud tym here. eating loads so b sensitive bot my weight wen i get home k?:L i miss u loads. i hope ur taking care of budy anough. give him a kiss 4 me nd tell him 2 give u a kiss from me. i love u loads. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    24 tygodnie temu
  • Gillian Ryan
    Gillian Ryan

    Heya :D :D hows things??
    mine and colettes 21st is on in buddys 4th of July!!
    hope you can make it..and its a beach theme so wear sun glasses or a sun hat :L :L

    26 tygodni temu
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    luv Xxemmaxx

    hows my baby? i miss u. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    28 tygodni temu