Y ffidil

Offeryn wael ydy'r ffidil bach pren
Heb lle ar y ddaear, uffern na’r nen
Gyda nodau bach gwychlyd
Y ffidil sy’n creu afiechyd

Ni ellir beio’r offerynnau chwyth
Oherywdd ma chwaraewyr da yn eu plith,
Yn y cerddorfa mawreddol
Y mae offerynnau doniol

Ac felly rydym yn chwerthyn
Ar chwaraewyr y gelyn
Sy’n chwarae offeryn y difaol
A phryderwn yn aruthrol

Pwy sydd eisiau chwarae darn o bren?
Dyn heb owns o grebwyll yn ei ben!
Newydwch i offerynau dda
Fel yr sacsoffôn neu’r tiwba

Ac y nawr rydym yn cyd-weddio
Dros eich eneidiau coll
A hoffwn pwysleisio hyn i chi
‘F*** Off;

Gan Sion Phillip Hupfield

Take 2 -

O roeddwn wedi chwerthyn
Ar dy farddoniaeth di-ri
Ond hoffwn dy atgoffa
Taw ni sy’n rheoli

Llinynnau gwychlyd ‘di chi,
Mae’n syndod dy fod mor ddall
Y chwyth yw’r gorau cofia
Nawr peidiwch a chamddeall

Hoffwn gwaeddi fy neges
O dop y twrau uchaf
Tawr pres a’r chwyth di’r gorau
A’r ffidlau yw’r olaf

Nid ydwyf yn barnu chi
Am chwarae offeryn ffol
Mae’r soddgrwth yn llinyn dda
Ond y chwyth sy’n aruthrol

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. What do u like best about me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
15. Could you ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why
17. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
18. Anything 2 say b4 u go?

1. Beth yw dy enw?
2. Ydyn ni'n agos?
3. Beth wyt tn meddwl o honnaf?
4. Os da t crush arna i?
5. Byddet tn cisanu v?
6. Disgrifia v mewn 3 gair
7. Os o t gyda v am 30 mined beth byddet tn neud?
8. Beth o tn meddwl ohonnaf y tro cyntaf cwrddwn ni?
9. Tn meddwl yr 1 peth?
10. Beth sy'n atgofa t o v?
11. Os o tn gallu rhoi unrhywbeth i v beth bydde fe?
12. Faint mor dda wyt tn nabod v?
13. Beth wyt tn hoffi gorau amdanaf?
14. Wyt t byth am ofyn rhywbeth i v o t ddim yn gallu?
15. Allet t byth caru v?
16. Rho figenw i v a esbonia pam
17. Wyt tn mynd i roi hwn ar dy flog?
18. Unrhywbeth i ddweud cyn mynd?

Owain

Owain: my mp3 player batterys ran out
daddy: im not buying you a new one
Owain: i can recharge it mind
daddy: o i didnt know that, thats good
Is mothering sunday on a sunday?
do you geta view of out of aeroplanes
does america have milkshakes
dont count ure kitchens b4 they hatch
english lit will be ok, do ya think well be able to asdk for the english paper in it?

Manon
that greens sick... its the colour of shit

Rhodri
Is a hudlen a shovel?

Bethan
Isn't PVC a type of glue?

Caz D
(In Enghlish)
Pronounces sardines
Sar-Din-es

Laura
I dont belive in vicers
Greg how many fingers do you have.

Lisa
I"m going komodo
Can i have one handburger
Im 2 dirty 2 clean my ass up

lowri
alcohol increases the amout of alcohol in your blood

nia
(playing badminton)
Nia : whats the score
Lois : 6 all
Nia : to who?
OMG I just snoze
It"s like a red carpet but blue
oh crap i just cut myself with bread

Sophie
manon:its pissing it down
sophie: what like rain
did the 2nd world war actually happen
gray ravel (yn lle ray Gravel!!!!)
"Where's customer services" while standing right by it!
this is England, our country

gweiz
(Talkin about birth)
Lowri : Co fe mae"n edrych yn funny
Gweiz : Wel bydde tn edrych yn funny os o tn dod allan o ben ôl rhywun

Gwawr
I don’t want to be buried- the maggots would eat me alive
Why doesn"t America vote for us in the Eurovision Song Contest
You know when we go to America do we use Euros or Dollars
(In hanes lesson0
Mrs Baggott : volks means people
Gwawr : so what does wagen mean then?

Bethan Bowz
Me: Chi mas next week?
Bowz: Be fori?