A- Available: only on wednesdays!
A - Age: 19
A - Annoyance: stupid granny's dat cant use ATM's
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B - Best feature:??
B - Beer: anytin nice
B - Birthday:3rd ov january same as 1 ov de daft punk lads i discovered
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C - Crush: nada!
C - Car: nine!!
C - Candy: frosties
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D - Day or night: night
D - Dream Car: 1967 Shelby Mustang GT-500 or de POLICE Mustang from Transformers
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E - Egg nog: NNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.......
E - E-mail:________
F - Favorite color: baby blue or white
F - Favorite Band: OASIS
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G - Gummy Bears or Worms: bears, worms ar 4 losers
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H - Hair Color: dark brown
H - Height: abou 6ft
H - Happy: de odd tym
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I - Instrument: nope
I - Idol: Captain Jack Sparrow
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J - Jewelry: no
J - job: 2 many
J - Jail: 8 yearz in de joy
K - Kids: nun that i no ov!
K - Kickboxing or karate: kickboxin
K - Kindergarden: cop?....wat a legend, "who is your daddy and what duz he do?"
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L - Longest Car Ride: dunno
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M - Milk Flavor: vanilla
M - Most missed memory: dunno its missin!!
M - Movie Last Watched: severance
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N - Number of Siblings: 1 sister
N - Number of Tattoos: 0
N - Nickname: freerunner
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O - One wish: t be able t fly
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P - Part of your appearance you like best:??
P- Piercings: ear and nipple
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Q - Quick or Slow? both
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R - Reason to smile: the lazy leg and dazza...GUI!!!
R - Reality TV Show: all a load ov bollix
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S - Song Last Heard: bit ov marcel woods
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T - Time you woke up: bou hhalf 10
T - Time Now: 11:28
T - Time for bed: now
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U - Unpredictable: yeh, id call it a mix between redhot and stupid
U - Underwear: edible undies
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V - Vegetable you hate: nutin realy
V - Vegetable you like: most tings
V - Vacation spot: De Napa, Lets Fuckin 'Av It!!!!
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W- Worst habit: smokin when locked
W- Where are you going to travel: Yemin
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X - X-Rays: me mallet, ankle, collar bone and hand
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Y - Year it is now: 2008
Y - Yellow: richard considine
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Z - Zoo Animal: wolves or crocidiles ??
Z - Zodiac Sign: capricorn

Chuck Norris 13 days ago

Chuck Norris, on a dare, once swallowed 1,000 toothpicks and two hours later shit out an oak tree. Then, just to prove his superiority, Chuck swallowed the oak tree and immediately shit out the original 1,000 toothpicks.

When The Boogeman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.


Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

Chuck Norris invented the internet… just so he had a place to store his porn.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole damn barn falls down.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

Chuck Norris can taste lies

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, a