*Kiss on the stomach-----"lets have sex"

*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"

*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"

*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"

*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"

*Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"

*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"

*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you"

What the gesture means...

*Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"

*Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"

*Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"

*Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"

*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't leave me"

*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"

*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"

*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you"

--Advice--

* Dont ask for a kiss, take one.

*If you were thinking about someone while reading this,

you're definitely in Love.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now

and can't get them out of your head

then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.

Repost this as "what a kiss means"

1. Your name: Victoria

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name, plus izzle)
Vicizle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Purple-cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name)
Sharyn Dayle-Highbury

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of dad's name)
Harviger

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink
Green-vudu

7. IRAQI NAME: ((2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 3rd letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you moms middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name)
Iraenoe


8. PORN NAME: (First pets name, and first street name (that you rememebr)
Carrie-state Highway1

9. GOTH NAME: (3rd favorite color, and the name of one your pets)
Blue-Shiraz

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...
I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".
Didn't really give me a choice there, did you?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short".
What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, Gobshite?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.
So what did they used to be? Ears? Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?'
No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet.
Thanks, that's an image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering...
It has to be a McChicken Burger, NOT just a Chicken Burger you get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you Mcfucking McDickhead.

14. When you’re involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'
Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

15. When you watching a movie and someone says "oh watch this bit now, are you watching?" yes im fucking watching thats why i rented the movie to WATCH it!