1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
O green world - Gorillaz

WHAT'S YOUR OUTLOOK ON LIFE?
the ghost of the corporate future - regina spektor

WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILY THINK OF YOU?
knocking' on heavens door - Guns N' Roses

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
loose lips - kimya dawson

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
last flowers - radiohead

WHAT DO STRANGERS THINK OF YOU?
burn - deep purple

WHAT DO YOUR EXES THINK OF YOU?
strange combination - locust toybox

HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE?
sunshine on my shoulder - john denver wtf

HOW WILL YOUR LOVE LIFE BE IN THE FUTURE?
i will follow you into the dark - amanda palmer version (maybe ill become a stalker)

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
light my fire - the doors

WILL YOU HAVE KIDS?
pink moon - nick drake (not the one from nickelodeon!)

ARE YOU GOOD AT SCHOOL?
the unthinking majority - serj tankian haha

WILL YOU BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE?
goddamn right - eels

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
between the bars - elliot smith!

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
city traffic puzzle - the hush sound

THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE:
crushed dreams - tristiana (seems right)

YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE:
sting and the police - synchronicity

HAPPY TIMES:
glory box - portishead

SAD TIMES:
talk - coldplay

EVERY DAY:
i need some sleep - eels (i have insomnia so thats pretty accurate!)

FOR TOMORROW:
the black rider - howard shore (lord of the rings soundtrack)

FOR YOU:
telescope eyes (eisley)

WHAT DOES NEXT YEAR HAVE IN STORE FOR ME?
you're so vain - carly simspson somehow i doubt it

WHAT DO I SAY WHEN LIFE GETS TOO HARD?
pop's melodic adventure - locust toybox

WHAT DO I THINK WHEN I GET UP IN THE MORNING?
piggly wiggly - retard-O-bot

WHAT SONG WILL I DANCE TO AT MY WEDDING?
Make damn sure - taking back sunday (oh god)

WHAT DO YOU WANT AS A CAREER?
rage against the machine - freedom

YOUR FAVOURITE SAYING?
sleeping lessons - the shins

WHERE WOULD YOU GO ON YOUR FIRST DATE?
mysteries - yeah yeah yeah's

DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
the difference between us - cuff the duke

WHAT DO I LIKE DOING MOST?
welcome to the jungle - guns n roses

SONG THAT DESCRIBES MY SCHOOL PRINCIPAL.
weird fish/apreggi - radiohead haha

WHAT IS MY STATE OF MIND AT THE MOMENT?
world spins madly on - the weepies

HOW WILL I DIE?
fix you - coldplay (wtf)

THE SONG THAT YOU'LL PUT AS YOUR SUBJECT:
the dumbing down of love - frou frou

"You remind me of cheese..."I LIKE cheese."

Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart!!

My love for you is about as fat as you are

if sexy was a blade of grass...you would be a pasture

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

If you were a sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'd be a McGorgeous

Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.


Date me or ill shoot you

575 british people go missing a day. most of them return within a few days

in england. lunatics are not allowed to vote.

president franklin D. roosevelts last words were i have a terrific headache

jimi hendrix pretended to be gay in order to be discharged from the army

it is illegal in india to eat garlic and drive or go to public cinema

6,483,600 people in the world have 11 toes

the word "chav" originates from the word "chaver" wich is a geordie word for
"slapper"

nuts are from the pea family.. thats why its called a peanut

plutomania is the abnormal desire for wealth

otoplasty is the medical term for ear pinning

in polish wygladasz super! means you look hot

eenie meeny mino mo comes from celtic druid words

king mongut of siam had 9,000 wifes

bees and hedgehogs dont have knees

the earth is 100,00 tonnes heavier than it was last year

in a situation where a panda wouldnt have food, they could eat a penguin

it takes 400,000,000 peas to fill one of the carraiges of the london eye

chickens have tails

1,680,000 ants weigh a stone

there are no weasels in ireland.. just stoats

elephants love to eat current buns however, too many buns make them fat

the sun burns by thermonucleur reactions. not oxygen

a human baby could crawl down the artery of a blue whale

most toilets flush in E flat

stonehenge was once sold for £6,600

the stinking corpse flower is the least popular flower. hence the name.

its illegal, in the uk, to eat a mince pie on xmas day.

a cow in india, has full pension rights.