Since the World Cup Final last year the whole World has been debating what Italian defender Marco Materazzi said to Zinedine Zidane to make the retiring Frenchman react in the way he did.

The French captain, in his last ever professional game, thrust his head into Materezzi's chest in the Final resulting in a red card and shame for Zidane. Today, with the help of Italian lip-reader Arturo Belladini, we can reveal what drove Zidane to self destruct;

Materazzi was seen to hold Zidane's shirt on the edge of the penalty box in extra-time at which point Zidane said "if you want my shirt so bad you can have it"

Materazzi responded "I dont want your shirt you mother fucker. you're a fucking old man"

As they jog away Zidane is seen to laugh at this and it is unclear how he responded due to him having his back to the TV camera

Materazzi then hit a volley of abuse "you should've quit 2 years ago, you're a fucking has-bean"
"mother fucker! your mum is a fucking muslim terrorist and you are too, fuck you old man, fuck you"
"old man, this arena is not for you anymore mother fucker. Your sister is a whore and the whole Italian team has fucked her"
"fuck off you bald cunt"

Zidane carries on jogging away

"you are only good enough for Rangers" ......It's at this very point Zidane turned and head-butted him.

Sweating like a nun in a field full of cucumbers

As mad as a box of frogs

Jaysis shes a set of milkers on her that would feed a mart

Ive a horn on me that would bait pavorriti away from a pizza

Ive a horn on me that would bait a donkey out of a quarry

Shes a face like a chewed toffee

Im so sick id nearly get into bed with me sister

That lad would drink tar from a Wellington boot

Im so hungry id ate a tinkers toenails

Im so hungry id eat a horse and chase the jockey

Shes a cunt like a wizards sleeve

Me mickeys so hard id club a whale

I'm as sick as a small hospital

I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child

She had a face on her like a well slapped arse

You're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

My mouth's as dry as a nuns crack

He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup

He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician

As funny as a burning orphanage

He's so camp, he shite tent pegs

I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes

I feel like a boiled shite (hungover)

(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress

She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn

As busy as the dalkey dole office

Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit

As tight as a nun's knickers

I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn

I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of
the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.

Up and down like a hoor's knickers

No show pony but would do for a ride around the house

Did your mother find out who your father is yet?

What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt

I left her with a face like a painters radio

A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard

Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche

As fit as a butcher's dog

She ' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book

Not even the tide would take her out

Mother Teresa wouldn't kiss her

Daz wouldn't shift her

Des Kelly wouldn't lay her

A sniper wouldn't take her out

Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle

If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one

She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a nettle

She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede

She had a fanny like a badly packed kebab

If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall

Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her

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"What I'm saying is, I'm not an anthropologist. Could be a big woman or a small man."
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"Oh. You're not going to believe this."
"A diamond ring."
"Looks like she ate about four carats for her last supper."
-- Alexx Woods and Horatio Caine (Ashes to Ashes)

"This place is a buffet for these creeps."
-- Horatio Caine (Broken)

"Your average adult has been clocked at two-and-a-half to three miles per hour, but to my knowledge, no toddler has ever been road-tested."
-- Horatio Caine (Slaughterhouse)

"Don't you want to know why?"
"You just killed four innocent people. You're evil. You enjoy death. I hope you enjoy your own."
-- Christopher Harwood and Horatio Caine (Kill Zone)

"Somebody wanted to make sure he saw something."
"Or, based on the damage to his retina ..."
"... saw nothing."
-- Horatio Caine and Alexx Woods (A Horrible Mind)

"No signs of forced entry."
"Oh ... I wouldn't be too sure about that."
-- Detective Bernstein and Horatio Caine (Forced Entry)

"Infante is a liar. I just don't know what the lie is yet."
-- Horatio Caine about Eduardo Infante (Evidence of Things Unseen)

"This cocaine did not come from Haiti."
"Not unless Haiti's in the middle of our crime lab."
-- Horatio Caine and Tim Speedle (Dispo Day)

"Do you have any idea how much one of those costs?"
"About half as much as two."
-- Paul Tomassi and Horatio Caine (Dispo Day)

"There's ten thousand guns just like that out there. You're not going to be able to prove a thing."
"That is a very dumb thing to say to a CSI."
-- James Fukes and Horatio Caine (Double Cap)

"... you know what they say: You lie down with the devil, you wake up in hell."
-- Horatio Caine to Dennis Sackheim (Double Cap)

"Sometimes it's difficult to have family."
"Sometimes, it's more difficult not to."
-- Calleigh Duquesne and Horatio Caine (Double Cap)

"It's not important what people say about us. It's only important what we know inside about ourselves."
-- Horatio Caine to Raymond Caine, Jr. (Grave Young Men)

"Why didn't you let me die?"
"Because you died a long time ago, Stewart. Let's go."
-- Stewart Otis and Horatio Caine (Body Count)

"I will get out. It's my nature."
"And I'll be waiting. That's my nature."
-- Stewart Otis and Horatio Caine (Body Count)

"Alexx, you think they were killed in the crash?"
"Not unless they each crashed into a bullet."
-- Horatio Caine and Alexx Woods (Body Count)

"You know what that is, Suzie?"
"An antenna?"
"That... is a gun barrel."
-- Horatio Caine and Suzie Barnham (Big Brother)

"Killer just made his second mistake."
"What was his first?"
"His first mistake was murder."
-- Horatio Caine and Yelina Salas (Big Brother)

"The next time you want to take a swing at someone, start with me."
-- Horatio Caine to Bob Keaton (Big Brother)

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"Yeah. But uh...how do you suggest I walk that line?"
"Carefully."
-- Horatio Caine and Eric Delko (Extreme)

"Hey, I did that guy a favor! He was a retard!"
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-- Pete Tolson and Horatio Caine about Eugene Thomas Walter (Witness To Murder)

"Eugene, I think your dad would be proud of you. I really do. I know I am."
-- Horatio Caine to Eugene Thomas Walter (Witness To Murder)

"So you're saying that you left her alone, running for her life?"
"Yeah."
"And they say that chivalry is dead."
-- Horatio Caine and Dale Stahl (Slow Burn)

"They hit one of us, they hit us all."
-- Hora