When she stares at your mouth

[ Kiss her ]



When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

[ Grab her and dont let go ]



When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]



When she's quiet
[ Ask her whats wrong ]



When she ignores you

[ Give her your attention ]



When she pulls away

[ Pull her back ]



When you see her at her worst

[ Tell her she's beautiful ]



When you see her start crying

[Just hold her and dont say a word ]



When you see her walking

[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]



When she's scared

[ Protect her ]



When she steals your favorite hat

[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]



When she teases you

[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]



When she doesn't answer for a long time

[ reassure her that everything is okay ]



When she looks at you with doubt

[ Back yourself up ]



When she says that she likes you

[SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!!!]



When she grabs at your hands

[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]



When she bumps into you with her big ass hips

[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]



When she tells you a secret

[ keep it safe and untold ]



When she looks at you in your eyes

[ dont look away until she does ]



When she says it's over

[ she still wants you to be hers ]



When she reposts this bulletin

[ she wants you to read it ]


- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.



- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go



- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her



- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you



- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her



- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.



- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.



- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.



- Give her the world.



- Let her wear your clothes.



- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.



- Let her know she's important.



- Kiss her in the pouring rain.



- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's ass am I kicking baby?"



If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend."

Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend

The Men's Names – (scroll down for the women’s names)

Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Able - totally useless.
Adam - not very bright but very pretty, Tends to masturbate a lot.
Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex - cute and tall but a liar and a cheat.
Alistair - likes being tied up, and really enjoys playing with train sets
Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule. Bad diet.
Andrew - Highly intelligent and wears a kilt. Poor standards of hygiene. Homicidal tendencies.
Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain. Looks in the mirror too much.
Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
Arnold - loser.
Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
Avenir - reads too many fantasy books, wears armour to bed.
Baron - Reads SAS books, wants to go out and shoot something or somebody.
Barry - lights fires, pinches girl’s bottoms and is well hung.
Barnaby - very big, very strong and very gentle, cries a lot.
Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.
Bill - thinks he's really popular, thinks all the girls want him ...he's wrong.
Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
Brad - short and squat, has bad breath.
Braden - Drop out and doesn't care, will set record for longest employee at McDonalds.
Brandon - good looking but uses girls. Not very academic.
Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
Brett - worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, he's just a very naughty boy.
Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.
Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
Callum - tall and geeky, very defensive.
Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
Cameron - Australian. Big muscles.
Carl - horny. bastard, who can't sing.
Carlo - dark and brooding, for some unknown reason girls seem to like him!
Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.
Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies, no real person has that name.
Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.
Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge nose.
Christian - Gay but very sexy and seductive.
Cian - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.
Clive - trainspotter ... dull as ditchwater.
Cole - nice, funny, and very stupid.
Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.
Crispin - Ugly homosexual. Fancies himself. Successful
Curtis - needs constant mothering and reassurance.
Damien - spawn of the devil, but in a good way.
Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan - quiet and boring. Laughable penis. Wanker.
Danny - Wears stylish clothes and has silky women’s underwear beneath them.
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.
Darren - charming , but sleeps with men.
Darwyn - exercises too much, favourite word is Darwyn - pompous and
overbearing, likes using big words that only he understands.
David - Sensible and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.
Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.
Dele - well endowed likes blondes. Looks in the mirror too much
Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.
Derek - has a great sense of humour, and a blow-up doll collection.
Dillon - Stupid but well-built, women just use him for sex.
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please anybody.
Don - dickhead, nobody likes him.
Doug -

Step 1: Put your iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
Step 2: Post a line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike through when someone gets them right
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!

1. This is the hardest story that I've ever told, no hope or love or glory, happy endings gone forever more
2. Impossible to make it easy if you're always trying to make it so hard
3. I'm gonna tell the world that you're rubbish in bed now and that you're small in the game
4. Once I was a young man and all I thought I had to do was smile
5. I want you to notice when I'm not around. You're so fucking special, I wish I was special
6. But we all bleed the same way as you do and we all have the same things to go through
7. Do you think I want you to leave when you mean so much to me, but if you don't want to stay, then just let go of me
8. Like a butterfly, a wild butterfly, I will collect and capture you
9. My heads in heaven, my soles are in hell, let's meet in the purgatory of my hips and get well
10. Man I think it's just a little sleazy, you said you was like butter but you're cheesy
11. But you're a selfish, narcissistic, psycho freaking, boot lickin, Nazi creep and you can't handle me
12. Tell me now, can you hear the sound of all these people falling down, growing back into the ground, make me smile again
13. Our time is not up, and our places in the sun, so just wipe the ashes from your eyes girl, there's so much work to be done
14. Here's the invitation, accept no substitution and no immitation, we're the fuckers, we're the fuckees and all that I know is that you don't give a fuck about me
15. There were days when the sun was so cruel that all the tears turned to dust and I just knew my eyes were drying up forever
16. You left without me and now you're somewhere out there with a bitch, slut, psycho babe, I hate you, why are guys so lame?
17. Skies open up and the angels start falling, listen to their beats, can you hear them hollering?
18. If you feel so empty, so used up, so let down, if you feel so angry, so ripped off, so stepped on, you're not the only one refusing to back down
19. I tried my best to feed her appetite, keep her coming every night, so hard to keep her satisfied
20. Promise me you'll try to leave it all behind, cause I've elected hell lying to myself
21. You're gonna fly high, you're never gonna die, you're gonna make it if you try they're gonna love you
22. I don't believe Adam and Eve spent every god damn day together, if you give me some room there will be room enough for two
23. Has this world stopped turning? I'll wait forever to be apart, forever to be apart
24. Don't let me die before I fall asleep, I can't keep going but I cannot start again
25. Let me stay where the wind will whisper to me, where the raindrops, as they're falling, tell a story