You pretend (and tell people) that you know Mandarin because you can speak Cantonese.

You started singing karaoke when you were five.

You are an expert in mahjong.

You tip only 10%.

You prefer Sony.

You have more than 30 cousins.

You confuse Welcome with Wellcome.

You have many credit cards.

You have more than two DVD players at home.

You wear famous brand clothes: DKNY, Versace, Chanel, Polo, etc. even though all your Polo shirts are from ladies’ market.

You always have the latest mobile phone.

You play badminton.

You drink vita soy.

You love to go yum cha.

Your friends ask you if Hong Kong is a country.

You call a lot of your friends Fei Jai.

You’ve lost a lot of money on the Mark Six.

You know what it means when you call someone inch.

You eat instant noodles too often.

You've dyed your hair before.

You are studying engineering, business management or law.

You try to avoid pork chops. And i'm not talking about the food.

When you go back to Hong Kong, the last thing your smoking friend asks you is to buy them a carton of Reds.

You read "tsing tao" instead of "world journal" or "china press."

You party at Club 7-11.

You ALWAYS buy real software and DVDs. ALWAYS.

You never order appetizers at a restaurant.

Your Chinese handwriting really sucks.

You build a mountain of salad when you eat in Pizza Hut.

Your stationery has pictures of your favourite cartoon character.

People accuse you of having (and starting) SARS.

Your foreign friends don't mess with you because they think you know kung fu.

You have a collection of model robots, built or yet to be built.

If someone buys something, you brag about how its cheaper in Hong Kong.

When you leave HK, you always stock up on duty free at the airport.

When having dim sum, you rinse your dishes in hot water before you eat.

You have two middle initials instead of the usual one.

You spit bones and food scraps on the table.

You have heaps of shoes and slippers blocking the entrance to your home.

Your kitchen is coated in a film of sticky grease.

Your cook top is covered with tin foil.

You buy $10 VCDs.

You hate nerds, even though you are one.

You ask, "when are you going back to Hong Kong?" instead of "when are you going to Hong Kong?".

You miss the drinks and snacks that you can only get in Hong Kong.

You have a Walkman, Discman and Minidisk player that you don’t use anymore because you use an MP3 player.

You use tick tick pencils instead of regular pencils.

You've played all the computer games that have ever come out.

You play ... err ... you ARE the Street Fighter Champion.

You show off your mobile phone that you got in Hong Kong "for cheap."

Your luggage is near empty when you arrive in HK, and it's full when you leave.

You expect to pay for transport in other countries with your Octopus card, only to be disappointed.

If your are a guy you are really interested in military stuff (guns, aircraft, tanks), but you’re too pussy to be a soldier.

You inherit your elder brother's clothes and your younger brother inherits your clothes.

You once had loads of 4wd model cars.

You’ve had a Tamagotchi.

You have a PlayStation, Gamecube, Xbox and you will get the Xbox 360 soon.

You use Bak Fa Yao.

Justin's gay.

You have at least one shirt that says "Hong Kong" on the front.

When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.

You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.

You use Park 'N Shop bags as binliners.

You always leave your shoes at the door.

You have a piano in your living room.

You can twirl your pen around your fingers.

You eat red bean popsicles.

When you go to a dance party, there are a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.

People ask you if there are trees in Hong

1. Christopher Mo- haha my best buddy hes very young, player with girls lol =] haha easily gets pissed, lol hes such a nerd effing doesnt talk to me and studies all day lol u r only in year 8 nooobb, i lub mo mo muchly =]

2. Kerryn Spanhel- oh yes this guy ive known and been best friends since year 7. haha hes the egg of our school lol =], he is so gooooood at science and maths haha lol, wish i was as smart as u but i still own u in english and hsie =]

3. Michelle Smith- hehe she is an awesome egg as well even though we have only known each other for less than a month as friends XD, haha she just called me one of her best mates, hehe she is so nice unlike other people =D and she is awesome lub her muchly

4. Denise Tam- wowowowow this girl laughs like a kookaburra XDDDDD hehe she is soooo annoying and weird but she is awesome on the lighter side =D, haha she is sooo smart and plays cashstory i talk to her a lot on MSN hahaha, now u dont sit with us and make me sad =(

5. Winnie Hang- i dunno why i put her there. i think about it and i dont think she deserves 5th place roar, lalala =0 omg she is so awesome as well im happy she got a bebo except she never replys to my comments, she is always kicking me and being slack but she is also very intelligent =D lub her muchly

6. Danny Lam- hahaha i stil dont know why i put him there, it was such a random choice for number 6 haha, yes danny u talk so loud =D and some stuff u say is useful while other stuff u say is just retarded and gay lol xD so yes i admire this guy muchly =D

7. Ah Shuh Lee- oh this girl is another girl i talk to a lot, she loves DBSK according to her psgh friends aka miffy lol, and yes she is very addicted to MSN and yes i talk to her a lot, man she has too many DBSK songs everything and i have only seen her once, the best thing about her is that she trades love with me every time i give her love =D, oh yes she is so fat fatter than jess that she would squash u and bounce you to mars lol

8.John Shi- hahaa i could say this guy is like the twin of chris mo lol they go to the same school they are both smart as =D and yes they are very small and depend on me for advice hehe and omg he plays dota =D haha nothing much to say about him XD

9. Terina- oh the only reason why i put her there was to make her next to john as John +Terina= love for like 4 months rofl lmao

10. Jessica- oh this asian girl, just as similar as Ah- Shuh Lee dont want to say anymore except that she is really fat so fat that i can barely keep up with the amount of weight she gains per day lol, haha i need to talk u more =] since u never on msn a lot, she is my asian that i look up to =]
not really, ashley is fatter than this lump lol

11. Miffy Onihoshi Yuzuki- This is technically jessica's tenant, she is also very awesome we get along very well and yes she love her jap anime and some new comicking job and asian music as well as watch millions of korean anime and on and on on................... =] lub miffy muchly she is another awesome friend

12. Hang Chen- omg this guy was on drugs at k wen i first met this awesome pennant hills guy at city during garety's bday, yes he is on drugs lol i believe but i now know he is miffy's cousin we talk often haha u r like my nerd buddy =]

13. Renae Wang- oh this girl has so many friends i can barely count, lets see 500 plus friends and still counting and counting, omg she is a twirler hoepfully with a talent in this, omg she is so good at maths probably just as good as kerryn lol, yes we catch train 5 days a week and she talks and talks about serious or random stuff =]

14. Anthony Lam- my awesome vietnamese, yes we do call him mr boat person at school but i call u mr bestie as well lol haha, i dunno wat to say about him except hes pretty cool plays too much games and is unlike his brother danny which is good for a change =]

15. Well YUm Long- i love him as well cos hes my favourite asian to hang out with haha lol, he is the be