DO THIS !!!!
This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- £10
Did acid -- £5
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in te morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
Had sex with someone on Bebo -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Ever drive and drank -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheaed on your significant other with their relative or closefriend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25
Stole something -- £10
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Made a nasty home video -- £15
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in the wild -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
Peed in the pool -- £0.50
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

Proper Cornish!!!

You know you're "proper Cornish" when:

1. Flip Flops are still acceptable in Mid November.

2. In the summer conversations go like this: “shall we go surfing, skim boarding or just go to the beach?”

3. There is a ten minute debate to decide which beach.

4. Nights out are: Monday- L2, Thursday- Corn, Saturday- your hometown or Newquay if you can afford it.

5. A five minute hustle down the main street takes half an hour because you have to stop and chat to every other person.

6. Working any day in the summer is such a drag.

7. Whilst away from the county you keep looking longingly at pictures you took over the summer.

8. You can’t decide whether you appreciate Cornwall so much more or so much less now that you are not in the county.

9. You know your Cornwall speech word by word so that when someone you have just met from up the line tells you they have been to Newquay you don’t have to waist time thinking about a witty remark.

10. You HAVE gone hedge jumping.

11. It WAS fun!

12. You DID almost die in someones garden on the other side of the hedge!

13. You still remember The Zone when it was The Twilight Zone, and when L2 used to be Loft in it’s original location.

14. Even when you have loads of uni work the offer of coming home for the weekend by your parents is ALWAYS taken up!

15. Water in Cornwall tastes better. Everything else just tastes wrong.

16. 'sweet' is an acceptible phrase for any situtation.

17. But while using it outside of Cornwall people look at you funny.

18. The rest of the country is inferior. Fact!

19. You know you can’t get decent surf clothes anywhere else in the country.

20. You have to wear your flip flops and boardies when travelling out of the county in the vain hope that it will be sunny and people will think your normal.

21. You were wrong about it being sunny, you are bloody cold and people are looking at you weirdly.

22. You consider it normal that you spend the whole summer walking around in no shoes.

23. You are outraged that clubs and bars out of Cornwall won’t let you in wearing boardies and flip-flops.

24. Planning a night out is just not necessary, just turn up.

25. Just turning up is also valid while visiting friends’ houses.

26. You find it hard to keep the smug expression of your face when friends from up country say, “wow, what a cool place to live, you are so lucky!”

27. At some point in your life you have wanted a VW Beatle or Camper Van.

28. You just don’t understand how anyone can be bored in the summer.

29. You know where to find firewood for evening beach fires.

30. You know that in the summer Newquay is full of chavs.

31. You always take a camera- a photo op is always available.

32. When you go for a run, it’s usually on a beach, or through fields.

33. You know exactly where to go every night of the week for cheap drinks promotions or open mic nights.

34. Before you speak openly you look around to check that there is not anyone you know listening.... but still you cant be sure- spies every where.

35. If you do something embarrassing, chances are that one of your parents friends saw it and has already informed them about it.

36. You still deny it though.

37. Any county above Cornwall is known as being 'up country'.

38. Everyone knows that if you go to Tall Trees people will lose all respect for you.

39. If you ever have the misfortune of working, lunch is a pasty.

40. You have mastered walking through town in the height of the summer swerving around all the tourists but still get incredibly angry with them for walking in the middle of the road.

41. You hate emits.

42. You laugh at emits and shake your head when you see them.

43. All schools are rivals in Cornwall ‘cause it’s such a small county and ‘cause they all have to play each other at hockey. rugby, netball, football, etc.

44. When you meet som

who r u?

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
6. Have you fucked me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19. Anything 2 say b4 u go?